Jesus, this place is dead...

6 days left in the month and we are yet to crack a shitty 700 posts.

We won't even average a very pisspoor 30 posts per day, to ensure that October 2017 becomes this Forum's nadir.

But possibly a record nov/dec when our brittish brethren come out to gloat.

Aye, right ...

"Nicked - OUT!!!! Sensational stuff at the Gabba!!! England 6-23 now and less than an hour gone in this series!! CAN ALI GET TO 100 WITH THE TAIL?!?!?!?!"

Bradman wrote:But possibly a record nov/dec when our brittish brethren come out to gloat.

No chance!!

Back in the Noughties we were pushing over 15K per month, particularly in the Aus summers.

I'd fall off my chair if ever we got back into 5 figures for a month. This was last achieved in August 2011 with 10,372 posts. We have been in steady decline ever since.

We haven't cracked 3,000 since August 2015.

PeterCS wrote:Aye, right ...

"Nicked - OUT!!!! Sensational stuff at the Gabba!!! England 6-23 now and less than an hour gone in this series!! CAN ALI GET TO 100 WITH THE TAIL?!?!?!?!"

So everyone trying to out woof each other or is there genuine pessimism on both sides?

We've actually done alright this week, averaging well over 50 posts a day. If we can manage that for the remaining 4 days of October, we may just avoid the nadir.

I'm not confident.

We've passed 890. With 4 days to go, there's an outside chance that we'll exceed the current low bar of 1,026.

C'mon!!!! That's just 35 posts a day!!!

It might hold off the evictors for another few months.

Might be tough without the Blighty-bound qm3.

Yes, yes, I'm harping, but with 3 days left in Snoozetember, we only need just on 100 posts to avoid "shittiest month ever".

C'mon troops, that's still only 35 posts a day. We managed that mark yesty.

Dirge watch. We've done well in the past week, averaging over the necessary 35 posts to avoid ignominy.

We are just 38 posts from the low bar with 2 days left in the month.

Well done troops.

What?

When?

Who said what. I blame Skully.

Ay? Or is the Aye?

Huzzah, we cracked the nadir 1,026 with a day to spare!!!

skully wrote:Huzzah, we cracked the nadir 1,026 with a day to spare!!!

Yay woo.

You can all get bent. I'm a numbers man and "worst" records are to be avoided.

skully wrote:You can all get bent. I'm a numbers man and "worst" records are to be avoided.

Aye was worried FB ,was becoming Steak Knives Marsh.

Super slow news day today. Might be lucky to get 10 posts. Luckily yesty was a good day.

crisis averted then

Indeed.

skully wrote:Super slow news day today. Might be lucky to get 10 posts. Luckily yesty was a good day.

As the sister and brother said:

"It's all relative."

Crikey, what a slow news day!!

Hehehe....you know who we blame!