Which Test Nation would you rather dominate?

JKLever wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:From a test cricket perspective.

My name is Merlin and i'd like to dominate the world in the second coming of the Britarse Empire from a non-cricket perspective.

Oi you Chavvie pseudo-Jock ... back off of my territory.
Go find your own little piece of Essex countryside to "dominate".

But yeah ... I like your tone about dominating the world!

Thought you would....

JKLever wrote:Thought you would....

Essex would be first on my (s) hit-list - electrified fencing around its perimeter with all the chavs rounded up and chucked in along with their furry dice, nodding car dogs and 'SHARON LUVS DAZZA' car windscreen stickers.

Next Jockland ... turn it all into a peat bog so's they can continue producing some of the finest Single Malt Whiskies in the world.

The One wrote:i am trying to remember the 3rd series we lost in the last 20 years. unless you mean the pak tour in 1999, which ended 1-1 and then we lost the first test of the asian test championship

Hmmmm. Lets see, that 2-0 loss to SA in 00, that loss to Aus in 04. Yeah, statistically 2. But I keep thinking of 2-1 result split between the 2 test series and Asian test Championship in 1999. Techically we still lost a test at home even if teken in isolation as a one off.

Merlin wrote:

JKLever wrote:Thought you would....

Essex would be first on my (s) hit-list - electrified fencing around its perimeter with all the chavs rounded up and chucked in along with their furry dice, nodding car dogs and 'SHARON LUVS DAZZA' car windscreen stickers.

'Escape from New York' style eh?

Where does Miss Whiplash come in?

aus

have already conquered the pomgolians and ripped off the subi-con in trade...may be the carib

Probably the Caribbean. We've got all the natural resource wealth we need, and though we have white beaches and palm trees too, they have almost slave labour conditions so you can go to a resort and not get off your arse to order another cocktail.