Depressing findings about human nature...

Shoeshine wrote:People are always prejudiced against the appearance of other people. It's natural. At it's most basic level we all prefer good looking people to ugly people, we can't help it.

What we tend to identify is difference, not necessarily race.

Oddly, I find people of some ethnic groups easier to tell apart than others, but not in the usual cliched way; For instance, I find it easier to tell people with fair skin and dark hair and eyebrows apart than people with all dark or all light colouring, regardless of race, i.e. I have no more difficulty telling Orientals apart than white Westerners with contrasting colouring.

Batfink Begins wrote:

tac wrote:Yeah, but you're obviously Oirish, Danny Boy . . .

1/4 Irish. 1/2 Welsh. But in general, I look, sound and think and my strong hritage is all saxon so my blood doesn't come into it - the facts are there're some fine Welsh bintage and I've perked a couple of them.

I wholly disagree.... The majority are toothless fatties!

holcs wrote:
I wholly disagree.... The majority are toothless fatties!

Phurt. Depends where you go I suppose. Besides... toothless = gummy BJ. Nowt wrong with that.

Batfink Begins wrote:

holcs wrote:
I wholly disagree.... The majority are toothless fatties!

Phurt. Depends where you go I suppose. Besides... toothless = gummy BJ. Nowt wrong with that.

Danny Boy, I have this incling that your are somewhat wrong pal...

Alls good in Cardiff generally, although most aren't actually Welsh just Tax-dodgers. But have fun finding a group of fitties in them there valleys!!!

Aberystwyth Chas. Try it out one time. Phwoarsville.

Batfink Begins wrote:Aberystwyth Chas. Try it out one time. Phwoarsville.

Next time I decide to venture into the unknown I'll have a gander

Face it, Danny Boy, you shag pigs . . . no one believes you had the luck to score the only two attractive Welsh women in the British Isles . . .

tac wrote:Face it, Danny Boy, you shag pigs . . . no one believes you had the luck to score the only two attractive Welsh women in the British Isles . . .

I'd be suspicious. One of them was called Terry and kept calling him "a very naughty boy"

Shoeshine wrote:

tac wrote:Face it, Danny Boy, you shag pigs . . . no one believes you had the luck to score the only two attractive Welsh women in the British Isles . . .

I'd be suspicious. One of them was called Terry and kept calling him "a very naughty boy"

tac wrote:Face it, Danny Boy, you shag pigs . . . no one believes you had the luck to score the only two attractive women in the British Isles . . .

Fixed

holcs wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Aberystwyth Chas. Try it out one time. Phwoarsville.

Next time I decide to venture into the unknown I'll have a gander

Kinky. Aren't the girls there even marginally preferable?

mynah wrote:

holcs wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Aberystwyth Chas. Try it out one time. Phwoarsville.

Next time I decide to venture into the unknown I'll have a gander

Kinky. Aren't the girls there even marginally preferable?

A lot of chinese brothels use geese instead of women, but I've not heard of them using ganders.

tac wrote:

mynah wrote:

holcs wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Aberystwyth Chas. Try it out one time. Phwoarsville.

Next time I decide to venture into the unknown I'll have a gander

Kinky. Aren't the girls there even marginally preferable?

A lot of chinese brothels use geese instead of women, but I've not heard of them using ganders.

Sauce on the goose....

Shoeshine wrote:

tac wrote:

mynah wrote:

holcs wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Aberystwyth Chas. Try it out one time. Phwoarsville.

Next time I decide to venture into the unknown I'll have a gander

Kinky. Aren't the girls there even marginally preferable?

A lot of chinese brothels use geese instead of women, but I've not heard of them using ganders.

Sauce on the goose....

Apparently you snap their neck at the moment of climax and their sphincter tightens . . . I leave the rest up to your imagination.

Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh, and she's f*cking awesome. Case closed.

Apparently you snap their neck at the moment of climax and their sphincter tightens . . . I leave the rest up to your imagination.

No, please don't. The thought of having to visit a surgeon in a strange country and explain you want to have a goose with rigor mortis chipped away probably explains why China is not as popular as Thailand for sex tourism.

tac wrote:Face it, Danny Boy, you shag pigs . . . no one believes you had the luck to score the only two attractive Welsh women in the British Isles . . .

Hey, haven't I always said 'any hole's a goal'? There's value in most birds. But, I perked some nice Welsh ladies. I tried to find some online to post here but I don't think work would like me trawling random bird sites.

Batfink Begins wrote:

tac wrote:Yeah, but you're obviously Oirish, Danny Boy . . .

1/4 Irish. 1/2 Welsh. But in general, I look, sound and think and my strong hritage is all saxon so my blood doesn't come into it - the facts are there're some fine Welsh bintage and I've perked a couple of them.

I had a drunken Welsh loon stood next to me on Saturday while watching the RWC final - I so wanted to tw*t him. Happily for both of us, I resisted the urge.

Basil wrote:I had a drunken Welsh loon stood next to me on Saturday while watching the RWC final - I so wanted to tw*t him. Happily for both of us, I resisted the urge.

Don't go to the country then, they're everywhere. I know what you're saying. We have this cricket team up here every year and the return there. There're a few w@nkers amongst them.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Basil wrote:I had a drunken Welsh loon stood next to me on Saturday while watching the RWC final - I so wanted to tw*t him. Happily for both of us, I resisted the urge.

Don't go to the country then, they're everywhere. I know what you're saying. We have this cricket team up here every year and the return there. There're a few w@nkers amongst them.

I like Wales - holidayed three years in succession recently. Just get some of the more intellectually challenged specimens talking about Rugby having had a stomach full (or in their case probably 2 pints) of falling down water, and there's a recipe for trouble!

Basil wrote:I like Wales - holidayed three years in succession recently. Just get some of the more intellectually challenged specimens talking about Rugby having had a stomach full (or in their case probably 2 pints) of falling down water, and there's a recipe for trouble!

Yeah, like every country I suppose - I've just had my fill of plenty like that on numerous ventures 'out there'. Damn beautiful place though.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Basil wrote:I like Wales - holidayed three years in succession recently. Just get some of the more intellectually challenged specimens talking about Rugby having had a stomach full (or in their case probably 2 pints) of falling down water, and there's a recipe for trouble!

Yeah, like every country I suppose - I've just had my fill of plenty like that on numerous ventures 'out there'. Damn beautiful place though.

Yep, love the Pembrokeshire coast.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Basil wrote:I like Wales - holidayed three years in succession recently. Just get some of the more intellectually challenged specimens talking about Rugby having had a stomach full (or in their case probably 2 pints) of falling down water, and there's a recipe for trouble!

Yeah, like every country I suppose - I've just had my fill of plenty like that on numerous ventures 'out there'. Damn beautiful place though.

Aye, same in Scotland too. I never really understood what it must feel like to be prejudiced against till I moved here.

Should note the majority of people are fine on a day to day basis and you can even have good banter about Eng/Sco rivalry.

Theres always some scumbag who think you're nicking their job, taking their women etc...

JKLever wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:

Basil wrote:I like Wales - holidayed three years in succession recently. Just get some of the more intellectually challenged specimens talking about Rugby having had a stomach full (or in their case probably 2 pints) of falling down water, and there's a recipe for trouble!

Yeah, like every country I suppose - I've just had my fill of plenty like that on numerous ventures 'out there'. Damn beautiful place though.

Aye, same in Scotland too. I never really understood what it must feel like to be prejudiced against till I moved here.

Should note the majority of people are fine on a day to day basis and you can even have good banter about Eng/Sco rivalry.

Theres always some scumbag who think you're nicking their job, taking their women etc...

Aye Scotlands generally a beautiful place. And they are generally a top bunch. Just the odd oik here and there as you say JK.

Definately prefer Scotland to Wales!

JKLever wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:

Basil wrote:I like Wales - holidayed three years in succession recently. Just get some of the more intellectually challenged specimens talking about Rugby having had a stomach full (or in their case probably 2 pints) of falling down water, and there's a recipe for trouble!

Yeah, like every country I suppose - I've just had my fill of plenty like that on numerous ventures 'out there'. Damn beautiful place though.

Aye, same in Scotland too. I never really understood what it must feel like to be prejudiced against till I moved here.

Should note the majority of people are fine on a day to day basis and you can even have good banter about Eng/Sco rivalry.

Theres always some scumbag who think you're nicking their job, taking their women etc...

Used to get up to Scotland regularly, and I never came across any nastiness. Plenty of joshing though about sport, which is as it should be.