Yet more Fletcher revelations.
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Yet more Fletcher revelations.
Link: http://www.cricket365.com/story/0,18305,6575_2833602,00.html
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Re: Yet more Fletcher revelations.
Nice.
* We would have won the World Cup if Gilo had been fit.
* And the only reason he wasn't is that Freddie Flintoff fell over on him, dead drunk, and crushed his gammy hip.
* The England football team lost that match in Russia because Flintoff put vodka in their half-time Lucozade.
* In fact, the situation in Iraq is also Flintoff's fault.
* And I wouldn't be surprised if those fires in California started when Flintoff came back from the pub drunk and left the sandwich toaster on.
* Monty Panesar will never be an international quality spinner until he curbs his hard-drinking, fast-living lifestyle.
* Geraint never touches a drop, bless him.
* And he makes a terrific G and T. And as for his foot rubs...
* Flintoff would sometimes get so drunk that he thought he could bat at six.
* He had problems appealing for LBW because he liked to say that it stood for "Lager, Beer, Wine" and that would make him giggle so much, he'd hurt his ankle.
* I had to take action to stop Flintoff leading Harmison astray in Australia. If I hadn't got Steve back on the orange juice, that ball could have gone to fourth or fifth slip.
* I couldn't pick Chris Read because Flintoff drank him by mistake and we had to cut him open to get the tiny stumper out and he was all messed up.
* I managed to keep that hushed up until now, but I feel that the time is finally right to let the world know.
* And not just because I got lots of money for the book.
* Well, alright, because I got lots of money for the book.
Gem.
* We would have won the World Cup if Gilo had been fit.
* And the only reason he wasn't is that Freddie Flintoff fell over on him, dead drunk, and crushed his gammy hip.
* The England football team lost that match in Russia because Flintoff put vodka in their half-time Lucozade.
* In fact, the situation in Iraq is also Flintoff's fault.
* And I wouldn't be surprised if those fires in California started when Flintoff came back from the pub drunk and left the sandwich toaster on.
* Monty Panesar will never be an international quality spinner until he curbs his hard-drinking, fast-living lifestyle.
* Geraint never touches a drop, bless him.
* And he makes a terrific G and T. And as for his foot rubs...
* Flintoff would sometimes get so drunk that he thought he could bat at six.
* He had problems appealing for LBW because he liked to say that it stood for "Lager, Beer, Wine" and that would make him giggle so much, he'd hurt his ankle.
* I had to take action to stop Flintoff leading Harmison astray in Australia. If I hadn't got Steve back on the orange juice, that ball could have gone to fourth or fifth slip.
* I couldn't pick Chris Read because Flintoff drank him by mistake and we had to cut him open to get the tiny stumper out and he was all messed up.
* I managed to keep that hushed up until now, but I feel that the time is finally right to let the world know.
* And not just because I got lots of money for the book.
* Well, alright, because I got lots of money for the book.
Gem.
Re: Yet more Fletcher revelations.
Classic stuff.
Unfortunately for Fletch, none of the real revelations seem to be classy stuff...
Unfortunately for Fletch, none of the real revelations seem to be classy stuff...
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