Re: Congrats to England thread

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:11

Aye, cheers skulls. It's pretty difficult to post. I expect my previous post above will be my longest. My story is a boring one. PeterCS knows the gag. Yawnsville. How's it going? May have to leave any minute!

p.s. Cook, Bell and Jimmy performing? It's almost like a bitter defeat!

by skully Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:13

So those thunders at work have made life tough for you? Qunts.

It's OK. Would've been better if we had've done better against your boys. But they were far too well prepared, professional, patient and disciplined for us. Well played them.

Chef and Belf were mega-impressive but Jimmy was just outstanding. Bowled his tits off.

by eowyn Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:23

Glad that reports of your death and/or imprisonment were a tad preamutre, Danny.

by Guest Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:35

eowyn wrote:Glad that reports of your death and/or imprisonment were a tad preamutre, Danny.

Brass Monkey wrote:It's pretty difficult to post. I expect my previous post above will be my longest. May have to leave any minute!

If that isn't the words of a man on the run then I don't know what is.

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:43

skully wrote:So those thunders at work have made life tough for you? Qunts.

It's OK. Would've been better if we had've done better against your boys. But they were far too well prepared, professional, patient and disciplined for us. Well played them.

Chef and Belf were mega-impressive but Jimmy was just outstanding. Bowled his tits off.

It's the first time we've actually been disciplined in years, too shocking to ellucidate! Aye, Jimmy's been manful the last couple of years, he actually bowled with brains this series - as shocking as if Bung would have done!

p.s. No, I've left my work, got a big payoff and focked off. My new work is gayer than the last one.

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:45

eowyn wrote:Glad that reports of your death and/or imprisonment were a tad preamutre, Danny.

Cheers lady, hope you've been OK. Yeah, I just went, shot-bang, didn't log-in or owt. Bit of a shambles all in all, missed the place fo' sho' tho.

by JKLever Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:48

Don't think you and the Ashes mix Dan, think you went AWOL during 2005.

If you're still alive in summer 2013 book a holiday somewhere/rob a bank etc cheers!

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:55

JKLever wrote:Don't think you and the Ashes mix Dan, think you went AWOL during 2005.

If you're still alive in summer 2013 book a holiday somewhere/rob a bank etc cheers!

What about 2009 man? I was here absolutely rinsing the sh!t out of sh!tty, sh!tty England. What about that? Time breeds forgetfulness. Or something.

TBH, I'd have been absolutely tearing into us for most of the Brisbane Test and obviously the Perth Test. Bunch of limp-dicks if you ask me, cashing in when the going's good.

by JKLever Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:00

Bet when you logged in you were amazed the old qunts were still here chatting sh!te. Even Chas popped in the other week after about a year.

by Batman Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:11

Brass Monkey wrote:p.s. No, I've left my work, got a big payoff and focked off. My new work is gayer than the last one.

Great work. Good luck with the new job. I hope you are being paid good money at the new place. Anything else shouldn't matter. Change of scenery is always good professionally. If one can't derive satisfaction out of one's work then the next best option is getting moolah out of it at least.
Laughing

As long as some loser folks here do not think you have been 'jobless' and taking your 'absence' here as a 'vindication' of your struggle to find a new job, that is.

by JKLever Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:22

We don't think he's been jobless, we might have cast a few aspersions he may have been 'inside' though Very Happy

by eowyn Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51

Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:Glad that reports of your death and/or imprisonment were a tad preamutre, Danny.

Cheers lady, hope you've been OK. Yeah, I just went, shot-bang, didn't log-in or owt. Bit of a shambles all in all, missed the place fo' sho' tho.

I'm good, thanks, rather enjoying my Bresnan love at the mo.

by horace Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:37

a belated yay for the Monk's return

by Basil Thu 20 Jan 2011, 00:17

eowyn wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:Glad that reports of your death and/or imprisonment were a tad preamutre, Danny.

Cheers lady, hope you've been OK. Yeah, I just went, shot-bang, didn't log-in or owt. Bit of a shambles all in all, missed the place fo' sho' tho.

I'm good, thanks, rather enjoying my Bresnan love at the mo.

Yes, but is Bressie?

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