Cricket is BACK baby!

Do you regale in his tales like how he washed his dick two years ago which made him the laughing stock at his gentlemen's club, or how his butler got the shittier fois gras which he threw half of at said butler and fed the other half to his dog.

All this in-between the quasi-poetic, doddering 'commentary' of mistaken players, passages of play and field-settings.

As I say, a very lucky man indeed all-in-all.

Brass Monkey wrote:Do you regale in his tales like how he washed his dick two years ago which made him the laughing stock at his gentlemen's club, or how his butler got the shittier fois gras which he threw half of at said butler and fed the other half to his dog.

All this in-between the quasi-poetic, doddering 'commentary' of mistaken players, passages of play and field-settings.

As I say, a very lucky man indeed all-in-all.

He's been getting away with it for years, I wish I knew his secret. There's people like Pat Murphy who really KNOW the game just can't get a gig on TMS

Basil wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Do you regale in his tales like how he washed his dick two years ago which made him the laughing stock at his gentlemen's club, or how his butler got the shittier fois gras which he threw half of at said butler and fed the other half to his dog.

All this in-between the quasi-poetic, doddering 'commentary' of mistaken players, passages of play and field-settings.

As I say, a very lucky man indeed all-in-all.

He's been getting away with it for years, I wish I knew his secret. There's people like Pat Murphy who really KNOW the game just can't get a gig on TMS

What are the demographics of the TMS listeners?

taipan wrote:

Basil wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Do you regale in his tales like how he washed his dick two years ago which made him the laughing stock at his gentlemen's club, or how his butler got the shittier fois gras which he threw half of at said butler and fed the other half to his dog.

All this in-between the quasi-poetic, doddering 'commentary' of mistaken players, passages of play and field-settings.

As I say, a very lucky man indeed all-in-all.

He's been getting away with it for years, I wish I knew his secret. There's people like Pat Murphy who really KNOW the game just can't get a gig on TMS

What are the demographics of the TMS listeners?

Dunno, maybe the stats are buried somewhere on the Beeb website. It's probably fair to say though that it's people with the ability to listen all day, or drop in and out during the day, so retired, unemployed and maybe schoolkids during the Summer holidays.

Basil wrote:

taipan wrote:

Basil wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Do you regale in his tales like how he washed his dick two years ago which made him the laughing stock at his gentlemen's club, or how his butler got the shittier fois gras which he threw half of at said butler and fed the other half to his dog.

All this in-between the quasi-poetic, doddering 'commentary' of mistaken players, passages of play and field-settings.

As I say, a very lucky man indeed all-in-all.

He's been getting away with it for years, I wish I knew his secret. There's people like Pat Murphy who really KNOW the game just can't get a gig on TMS

What are the demographics of the TMS listeners?

Dunno, maybe the stats are buried somewhere on the Beeb website. It's probably fair to say though that it's people with the ability to listen all day, or drop in and out during the day, so retired, unemployed and maybe schoolkids during the Summer holidays.

You really think schollkids? I know we would have listened at that age, but the kids of today?

taipan wrote:

Basil wrote:

taipan wrote:

Basil wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Do you regale in his tales like how he washed his dick two years ago which made him the laughing stock at his gentlemen's club, or how his butler got the shittier fois gras which he threw half of at said butler and fed the other half to his dog.

All this in-between the quasi-poetic, doddering 'commentary' of mistaken players, passages of play and field-settings.

As I say, a very lucky man indeed all-in-all.

He's been getting away with it for years, I wish I knew his secret. There's people like Pat Murphy who really KNOW the game just can't get a gig on TMS

What are the demographics of the TMS listeners?

Dunno, maybe the stats are buried somewhere on the Beeb website. It's probably fair to say though that it's people with the ability to listen all day, or drop in and out during the day, so retired, unemployed and maybe schoolkids during the Summer holidays.

You really think schollkids? I know we would have listened at that age, but the kids of today?

It was a guess - less likely, I suppose if they have access to Sky

Or they would be too busy with Skully on twitter.

That's more like it.

Brass Monkey wrote:Do you regale in his tales like how he washed his dick two years ago which made him the laughing stock at his gentlemen's club, or how his butler got the shittier fois gras which he threw half of at said butler and fed the other half to his dog.

All this in-between the quasi-poetic, doddering 'commentary' of mistaken players, passages of play and field-settings.

As I say, a very lucky man indeed all-in-all.

Those are two of my favourite anecdotes.

I bet you like McCririck too. Heck, I bet you like Richard Madeley. I'm not going to lie and say I'm not disappointed.

McCririck is a qunt though, as is Madeley. Blowers seems like a good chap.

I'm seriously relieved that you have at least some soul left.

Brass Monkey wrote:I'm seriously relieved that you have at least some soul left.

I bought a Boyzone album when I was 9, so my soul has long since departed.

Oh blimey. Blimey blimey blimey. I'd never had brought that one out of the bag.

Well done, sir. I salute such brave statements.

I've said worse on here....

Brass Monkey wrote:Oh blimey. Blimey blimey blimey. I'd never had brought that one out of the bag.

Well done, sir. I salute such brave statements.

None of my friends actually know.

In fact, they found it about ten years ago when they were helping me clear through the garage, they thought it was my Mum's but decided to make it a running joke that it was mine.

They still don't know the awful truth....

I had a similar incident with a different CD, but I don't want to talk about it. I too have things on this site that I wish I could scrap from the annals....

I like how it's so bad that they couldn't even conceive the possibility that it might actually be mine.

Aye, I'm not surprised. Not at all. At least mine was a Chrimbo pressie, but no-one would believe me.

Sure it was....

Look. I'd never, ever buy ***** *****. Ever.

vilkrang wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'm seriously relieved that you have at least some soul left.

I bought a Boyzone album when I was 9, so my soul has long since departed.

Oh my days.

If it's confessional o'clock, I bought "The Sign" by Ace of Base.

I also had a wank sat on the back seat of a bus when there was only one other person on the top deck (sitting at the front). I was young. Experimental. A menace to society.

Madman. You should be more reticent, what with your new found fame. This'll be in the Daily Star.

Brass Monkey wrote: Madman. You should be more reticent, what with your new found fame. This'll be in the Daily Star.

I'm not ashamed. Ace of Base weren't bad.

Dello wrote:

vilkrang wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'm seriously relieved that you have at least some soul left.

I bought a Boyzone album when I was 9, so my soul has long since departed.

Oh my days.

If it's confessional o'clock, I bought "The Sign" by Ace of Base.

I also had a wank sat on the back seat of a bus when there was only one other person on the top deck (sitting at the front). I was young. Experimental. A menace to society.

Good confessionary (is that a word?) tactics there. Soften the blow of the second confession by saying something far worse first.