Month of March ado - about nothing?

How do you get work driving a snow plough at this time of the year, Dan?

That's easy... wait until Vilks sneezes...

ba-dum-tooooshhh-chi-chi-chiiiiiiih

Are you here all week? Can you recommend the fish?

I'm sneer all beak. I can recommened the Trish

I thought you were more a Loose Women man.

I'd rather watch Bruce Forsyth kill a kitten slowly. Talk about sexist!

Brass Monkey wrote:

Bradman wrote:When some of the hard core posters are on you've got to wonder what they do for a living and how you get a job like that. 100 a day wasn't uncommon.

Well, quick wits and the benefit of typing all the time helps. I've got one of the two.

It probably takes 10 seconds maximum to write a post, unless it's convoluted. Still, as I always say, you pay 50% of what you should and you get 50% of the worker. I'm utterly snowed under, but I'm also on cruise control.

Indeed Dan. While typing away at a boring report or somesuch, it takes a blink to maximise the Bails window and fire in half a dozen posts. Over 8 hours, it's quite easy to knock out 50+ posts. And then after hours, the real damage can be done, espesh, as lardy says, if there is a Test being played in Aus prime time (e.g. Ashes, SAf, subcontinent).

Trivia tends to be more time consuming, mainly as I run scared of the abusive SGWB and have to double check all the answers. So I generally leave the triv to home time.

Nudging 6,500, so with 3 days to go, 7K is a rough show.

I've actually cut down on my smoking. Though I've been in and out of far north WA and PNG where the rules are in one case a bit looser and the other non existent.

I'd post more if my eyesight wasn't going downhill faster than Jean Claude-Killy.

Mrs and Master qmy will no doubt be pleased about that.

We must be pissing it in for 6700 posts at this stage?

Never been a sinner, never sinned. I have a friend in Jesus. He's a free-loading, blagging qunt who will not shut the f*ck up. If it's him ringing the doorbell, I don't answer anymore.

He's probably just trying to sell you budget-price ciggies.

PeterCS wrote:He's probably just trying to sell you budget-price ciggies.

No way! All he does is dash off of me.

The hottie in my avatar has a band and they have a song with a lyric 'Jesus right behind me, doesn't ever have any smokes.'

Well that's what I make it out to be. I'm pretty sure it is. Sounds like your Jesus, Dan.

The hattie has a band.

A hat band.

Yorkie Jill wrote:The hottie in my avatar has a band and they have a song with a lyric 'Jesus right behind me, doesn't ever have any smokes.'

Well that's what I make it out to be. I'm pretty sure it is. Sounds like your Jesus, Dan.

My Jesus wouldn't hang around with needle-dicks.

6859

should 'crack' 7000 easily ... I blame skully.

next month ... a month of 'pushing shit April'?

never seen a needle dick. Are they painfully thin?

Thin enough to deal with Dan's non-wiped arse.

lardbucket wrote:6859

should 'crack' 7000 easily ... I blame skully.

next month ... a month of 'pushing shit April'?

...nothing like a humiliating wenglish defeat to boost the post count...interesting the bannies mostly disappear after such humilation but the pomgolian post count goes up after their team is flogged....dello and mudge both get Ritalin needy after such losses

skully wrote:Thin enough to deal with Dan's non-wiped arse.

Mais non! Eeew. Thinking of those two things making contact is most unpleasant. Thanks for the visual, skully.

Skully is quite analytical when it comes to visuals.

No point in telling a story unless listeners can visualize.

must say S that the heavy english loss seems to have added a bit to the old post count