The Golf Thread (III)

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Doesn't help that he's playing his fifth straight tournament for the first time in his career. He's dead last. In second last, Martin Kaymer.

Grillo continuing to be impressive. Paratore, less so.

Edit: f*ck that, Paratore knocks one in for eagle on the 18th and on 2 over now.

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Another albatross. Andy Sullivan getting it this time in tough conditions.

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Jonathan Moore giving some inspiration to us folk. 13 on the par 4 13th. Dubuisson with an 84. 3 of the top 5 and 4 of the top 6 ranked players missing the cut.

[JGK]

Well done Steven Bowditch!

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Shifted to just outside a 9 hole course. Now just need to get off my lazy arse. Good times.

In what should be to Henry's chagrin, seems like McIlroy will go into the US Open after a 2 week break.

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http://www.golfchannel.com/news/randall-mell/spieth-mcilroy-invite-you-new-era/

This is why both of them should miss the cut at the Open. Puke inducing

[Bradman]

So Lennon and McCartney weren't singer/songwriters?

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Clearly not. They had their songs just delivered to them so they could perform an act after Kanye West gave them a chance.

Quite funny that this channel is one of the most unhealthily obsessed with Woods.

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Oosterhuis has Alzheimer's and will step away from commentary.

All the best to him.

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Interesting
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/13166711/nearly-3-million-transferred-golfer-phil-mickelson-intermediary-was-part-illegal-gambling-operation

[JGK]

Good to see that his injuries aren't holding back his other activities...

http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/tiger-woods-accused-of-affair-with-rivals-wife/story-fno61i58-1227424696770

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Still can't believe how she ended up Dufner's wife, the man would fall asleep when starting a shag.

The alimony must be lovely, though.

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Unbelievable round by Renato Paratore
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

Don't know, but a first on the European tour?

[lardbucket]

Fourplay?

[JGK]

Still can't believe how she ended up Dufner's wife, the man would fall asleep when starting a shag.

The alimony must be lovely, though.

Wasn't it Tiger who ended up Dufner's wife?

[lardbucket]

There's been a few up The Duf.

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Fourplay?

Too much of it... Never got to the crux and missed the cut.

Still can't believe how she ended up Dufner's wife, the man would fall asleep when starting a shag.

The alimony must be lovely, though.

Wasn't it Tiger who ended up Dufner's wife?

*snigger*

[JGK]

So, Robert Allenby. 

#Wottaqunt

[Bradman]

Yeah you'd be pissed off being called a qunt by that 22 carat variety.  Fat or not.

[Henry]

So we already suspected it, but this goes some way towards confirming it- Allenby is an arrogant qunt with a foul mouth and temper, and he got beaten up in Hawaii because he'd had a few drinks and mouthed-off at a person/persons who wasn't prepared to cop it.

Apparently Allenby has had up to 40 caddies over his career, and this guy wasn't the first to be sacked/quit mid round.

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Seems Dan Cullen's twin Nick is playing in the WGC this week.

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McDowell hit 8 GIRs, scored 66
Troy Merritt got 9 GIRs, scored 82

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Lahiri one off the lead right now. Going to the par 5 11th too...

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Which, of course, he goes on to bogey.

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Coetzee and Stenson on a run... Coetzee just hit an average shot to within 6 feet from 250 yards. Eagle to go to 5 under for the tournament, 7 under for the round.

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