The Golf Thread (I)

[skully]

Because Zoggy couldn't be @rsed.

Westwood choked and dropped one in the water, Allenby sour-faced his way around a 70 but in the end Tim Clark did enough to win the Players Championship with 16 under.

[G.Wood]

Is it true Woods pulled out because of some stiffness?


Would have been a first

[bodyline]

Is it true Woods pulled out because of some stiffness?


Would have been a first

Pulled out when he realised he was smacking his balls towards the wrong hole.

[Mick Sawyer]

Great win for Timmy C.

$14m+ in earnings in the US without a win. The Players is the the biggest prizemoney tournament of the lot so it'll hookers & beer for a month for little Tim.

[G.Wood]

No doubt he'll waste the rest

[Mick Sawyer]

No doubt he'll waste the rest

chuckle.

[bodyline]

In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

[Mick Sawyer]

In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

So Tiger was really just carrying on the legacy of being # 1?

[Mick Sawyer]

Is it true Woods pulled out because of some stiffness?


Would have been a first

Swallowed a viagra pill without water. Diagnosed with a bulging something in his neck.

[G.Wood]

There's supposedly some clip doing the rounds of a young female espn talking head reporting on the injury and she says something like "Tiger had to retire with a bulging dick"

[skully]

[snigger]

[Mick Sawyer]

There's supposedly some clip doing the rounds of a young female espn talking head reporting on the injury and she says something like "Tiger had to retire with a bulging dick"

snorfle. The power of the mind over body huh? Or maybe it was her mind wanting to be over his body, or mine or yours ...........

[tac]

no, not his . . .

[Zat]

It was on the Golf Channel, not ESPN. Shit quality youtube video...

[Mick Sawyer]

no, not his . . .

... the story goes that RD has a foot long rod ...... why wouldn't her mind turn to that?

[Mick Sawyer]

It was on the Golf Channel, not ESPN. Shit quality youtube video...

Was that Kelly Tilghman? Didn't think dicks were her thing.

[Bradman]

In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

[Zat]

He's a Queenslander.

[Bradman]

So not all bad then.

[Mick Sawyer]

In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

He just has soft spots ........ that require constant ............ er ............ moisture

[bodyline]

In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

He just has soft spots ........ that require constant ............ er ............ moisture

But given the way he folded in anything other that the British Open - you'd wonder if he could control his stick!

[Mick Sawyer]

In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

He just has soft spots ........ that require constant ............ er ............ moisture

But given the way he folded in anything other that the British Open - you'd wonder if he could control his stick!

Doesn't have to mate. Not required.

[skully]

And it's worth repeating here.

Outstanding effort by Jason Day to pull off his initial PGA victory today at the Byron Nelson in Texas.

May it be the first of quite a few.

[Mick Sawyer]

And it's worth repeating here.

Outstanding effort by Jason Day to pull off his initial PGA victory today at the Byron Nelson in Texas.

May it be the first of quite a few.

Two weeks running (with the biggest guns taking a break).

Texas to be renamed New North Queensland.

[skully]

Phurt, Adam Scott is more Serbian than Banjo these days. Well, he spends a lot of time exploring Serbian territory at least.

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