*The United States Presidential Election * (III)

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Anyone watch Nein's "Trump Show" tonight?

Unsurprisingly it paints Trump as a man that was ill-equipped and had absolutely no idea when he started the job. He couldn't comprehend the Presidential Briefings he got each night and stopped reading them early in the piece.

As we know, he surrounded himself with sycophants, who were quickly fired The Apprentice style, if they waivered from kowtowing.

No real surprises, but it was clear that Trump got the shock of his life when he won in 2016.

He'll win this one as well.

Fark, that's scary.

Have you got cash on that?

Meanwhile, FOX leading woodentop Laura Ingrowntoenail is trying to mainstream the idea that the Michigan Governor is discretely encouraging violence against Trump by displaying the number 8645 in the background at a recent piece-to-camera. '86' can be code for 'kill' but is most often used in hospitality for 'throw out'.

All this of course is a classic 'Johnny's being naughty too!' counter-whinge against Donnie's refusal to condemn various RWNJ thug collections, including the Proud Boys.

I am not a Borat fan. However Cohen's follow up due out this week will be worth watching for a snippet.

They tricked Giuliani into believing he was being interviewed by a very conservative newspaper. Interviewed him in a hotel room. The i/v was conducted by a young actress.

At one stage Rudi is on the bed and slips his hand under his pants to adjust the equipment.

Borat apparently* in drag then bursts into the room and says the girl is 15 and too old for Rudi.

Right there Cohen has guaranteed a big viewership.

haha. It is like "Shit. Rudy's here. Hide the kids."

The "hands down the pants" story was the lead item on Nein's 11.30 News.

Maybe Pauline Pantsdown can make a comeback?

Last Prez debate before the Election is currently underway.

A lot more civilised, but no less bullshitty from Trump.

Most people if not all have made up their minds. Short of a huge Biden farkup (lets face it nothing Trump does can affect his vote) a debate isnt gonna change much. This is going to come down to turnout in the right places and then a clear result on the night. Though even that mightnt stop the lawyers being able to take early tetirwment by the time the smoke clears.

Apparently* there has been a huge turnout in pre-Election voting.

Much of it is probably due to Covid (folk not wanting to turn up at polling booths with the great unwashed) but you'd have to think early votes will favour Biden.

Of course, if Trump loses he'll challenge the validity of voting in the High Courts to delay the outcome as long as possible.

He just needs to ensure that pro biden states can't attend the electoral college meeting then it goes to the House voting in state blocs. Theres even precedent for it.

Watched it. Biden is as conservative as the Lying Little Rodent and truth be known is probably to the right of him.

Trump was on valium tho still in some part of our galaxy.

Unless they are on a supersize me diet or believe the banjo is an instrument of god, I doubt there would be one American under 40 who could possibly be interested in voting for either old gaffer.

So we're talking inter-club match play - the two top-handicappers tie, so it devolves to the second pairing - and given they are well beyond gross (in combined age), that probably should be more of a consideration than usual.

Which gives us Tup v Emmy-Lou for the championship.

85,000 Seppos tested positive to CV 19 in just one day (Friday their time) a record in seppoticaemia land.

Trump - he's a winner [cough].

PMSL @ Borat

"Voice of America White House Bureau Chief Steve Herman reported on Twitter that Mr Trump commented on the wild movie, which sports the lengthy title Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

“I don’t know what happened. But years ago, you know, he tried to scam me and I was the only one who said no way. That’s a phony guy and I don’t find him funny,” Trump reportedly said on Air Force One over the weekend. “To me, he’s a creep.”

It didn’t take long before the celebrity took to Twitter with a jab of his own, thanking the president for giving his movie some free publicity.

“Donald – I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you,” he mocked. “I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!”"

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PMSL.

Biden will get a massive majority but still lose. Votes will be challenged and Republican controlled States like Pennsylvania will give Trump their electoral college votes irrespective of the popular vote.

A lot of people are going to die in the weeks ahead.

I think the West Coast and Nth East Coast States have a strong case to leave the Union.

Bradman wrote:early tetirwment

like it

China and Russia and really the World have an interest in the break-up of the States. Maybe that is the Putin endgame.

just imagine an independent confederacy; which is the only likely 'breakaway'

lardbucket wrote:just imagine an independent confederacy; which is the only likely 'breakaway'

It would be impoverished but dangerous. The key question would be about who owns the nukes.

"Boom goes London, boom Paris
More room for you and more room for me..."

I see Frump is still bullshitting at his desperado rallies that a vaccine will be available in weeks.

This of course is contrary to all medical expert opinion.

If he wins, the US will deserve him.

Shame about the rest of us though.