Ashes Squad - who makes Noah's... erm ...cbnlg's ark?

Marsh...Nooooooo

I knew I was right to bomb up on booze and opioids. Unfortch just starting to kick in.

You couldn't kill this qunt with a sledgehammer a shotgun and a bucket of cyanide.

I shit on the NSP.

Should be good enough. Warner and Smith will have to score all the runs, but your two man batting line up is better than our one man line up.

Aussie pace attack and competent spinner tips the scales. 3-1 to the newly reformed lovely sweet nice guys - and a victory for the spirit of cricket.

Dello wrote:Should be good enough. Warner and Smith will have to score all the runs, but your two man batting line up is better than our one man line up.

Who’s our one? Leach?

beamer wrote:

Dello wrote:Should be good enough. Warner and Smith will have to score all the runs, but your two man batting line up is better than our one man line up.

Who’s our one? Leach?

He won't play. I assume Root is still considered a batsman rather than specialist captain. I could be wrong.

Bradman wrote:I knew I was right to bomb up on booze and opioids.  Unfortch just starting to kick in.

You couldn't kill this qunt with a sledgehammer a shotgun and a bucket of cyanide.

I shit on the NSP.

Well put. Summarises what I expect is widespread view.

horace wrote:Good to the worst number 6 in Test cricket history get selected.

Fark a dark!!! Noooooo.

skully wrote:

horace wrote:Good to the worst number 6 in Test cricket history get selected.

Fark a dark!!! Nòòoooo.

Our man Mo-Show will give him a run for his money, on current form.

Well Aus have pulled all the sandmen into the squad

taipan wrote:Well Aus have pulled all the sandmen into the squad

NSP ...We're putting the banned back together

beamer wrote:

skully wrote:

horace wrote:Good to the worst number 6 in Test cricket history get selected.

Fark a dark!!! Nòòoooo.

Our man Mo-Show will give him a run for his money, on current form.

Difference is Moeen is a cricketer with a decent record who is out of form. Marsh has always been swill..

Will any test last 4 days?

JGK wrote:Will any test last 4 days?

Only if England Bat for 3 days.

horace wrote:Good to the worst number 6 in Test cricket history get selected.

As much as we can see the shortcomings of mere , no surprises he got the nod.

He must have a thick skin or finds comfort hiding behind the NSP skirts.

Social media is shit canning him and the NSP.

Rightly so. Worse player since Twatson.

At least Watson could bowl and bat a bit. I farking hate the NSP and Langer. I hope we lose badly, and Marsh, Langer and their immediate families slide back into wtf used condom they managed to crawl out of originally.

I was always ambivalent about Langer but now I hope the farking vaginal scrape only lives long enough to try to explain the greatest embarassment in ashes history.

Tell us what you really think Braddles

Well I'm hoping for sacked halfway through the series and we cease and desist with recently retired players, or ex players in general. Too many of these pricks think they're guardians of Australian cricket whereas there a blight sponging off the game, in some mad delusional messianic attempt to dictate the course of cricket. You don't need anyone with test experience if they've got twenty years of fc coaching history.

Anyway if experience playing the game at the level you were coaching, why was this bum boy to to the movers and shakers allowed anywhere near the ODI side? Did he actually ever play in one?

Not sure why you need the personal abuse of Langer

NLWL is a coach who values hard work and doesnt like dickheads

He will be a cheerleader for any player he coaches

He does like wozzies ...but Bangers and the Marshes were in the team long before he was coach


Marsh is in the SQUAD ...doubt he will play a Test ....he has scored runs and taken wickets since being rightfully dropped ...no other "allrounder" (A beast as mythical as a unicorn in Oz...but they keep mistaking donkeys for horses and thinking the thing protruding from their forehead is a horn) has put their hand up to be picked


Look where the JAMODI team was before NLWL took over ...and they missed the final to a bad days cricket to the best team of the last Gilly cycle ...(he was smart enough to get Punter in as a consultant which helped)

Too close. Plays favourites. If he wanted to show he was his own man he would've stopped the marsh fiasco when he came on board. Just because he might not play a test, goes to the reason he should never have been in the squad. He's not even the best candidate for all-rounder. And don't worry plenty of blame to go around. Hohn's can stop trading on past glories too. Arrogant piece of shit.

Good side, I thought. Fairly predictable.

Patterson, Bird, and Carey probably the only really unlucky players. Pleased to see Neser in the squad, he still reminds me of Rhino.

Blackadder wrote:

JGK wrote:Will any test last 4 days?

Only if England Bat for 3 days.

We can’t bat for a day against Ireland, so no danger of that. And we probably won’t even pick our best batsman from that match! I think the story of the series will be top order collapses and then frustrating partnerships in the middle. Though I won’t bet against Smith having a series like his Yarpie namesake used to over here.

They should play this series with a tennis ball on a strip of tarmac. Then they might just about make day 5.

Anyway, Aussies have already ditched their Burns, avoiding a summer of confusion... how long before England follow suit?

horace wrote:Good to the worst number 6 in Test cricket history get selected.

How quickly the memories fade. Does the name Ronnie Irani mean nothing anymore?