Australian Open Tennis

The Joker has become a bit of a serial dickhead.

Arrogant entitled turd, yes. Dickhead, if only!!

Greatest tennis player ever. Imagine winning all those championships with a debilitating medical condition.

(acknowledgment: Hungry)

Is it crass of me to hope the Melbourne (most locked down city in the World) crowd boo the bejesus out of Djokovic??

His visa has been rejected - even better.

Just fark off.

skully wrote:Is it crass of me to hope the Melbourne (most locked down city in the World) crowd boo the bejesus out of Djokovic??

No.

But it would be extremely unreasonable of you to expect to do any better than $1,01 with Sportsbet on exactly that happening.

‘May I play?’

... NOVAK OFF!!!

LOL at the shithouse organisation of Djokovic's management "Team".

They didn't have required exemption paperwork to give to Border staff.

And how's his dickhead old man, threatening that "Serbs will man the streets" if his son is not given special treatment. Is he a mate of Jelena Dokic's old man??? What a qunt.

my avatar is very appropriate as a message to Novak today.

Novax Jerkovic. That is all.

Hey Novak!

"Ne dozvoli da ti se kyaka na vratima zaglavi u guziki na izlaska!!"

I suspect they’ll cave in eventually, but it has at least disrupted his preparation significantly which might give others a chance.

And himself (or at least his shit-witted personality cult) an excuse to keep squealing

Fred Nerk wrote:Hey Novak!

"Ne dozvoli da ti se kyaka na vratima zaglavi u guziki na izlaska!!"

I think "kyaka" (kayak) should be "kvaka" (doorknob).

Otherwise you're shoving a kayak up the Joker's arse.

I almost hope the close eyed whinging gerbil limps into the tourny after an extended legal battle and gets smacked in the 1st round, to a chorus of Melburnian boos.

Could he get Murray in round 1? That could be interesting… though not sure what he of the metal hip has in the tank at this point in time.

skully wrote:

Fred Nerk wrote:Hey Novak!

"Ne dozvoli da ti se kyaka na vratima zaglavi u guziki na izlaska!!"

I think "kyaka" (kayak) should be "kvaka" (doorknob).

Otherwise you're shoving a kayak up the Joker's arse.

Works just as well for me

Nicely done, Uncle Tone:

Novak thinks it’s all about him and Serbian Nationalism.

He's not the Spartacus. He's just a very naughty boy.

This has been an exercise of staggering incompetence at a number of levels.

JGK wrote:This has been an exercise of staggering incompetence at a number of levels.

surprised NSW government isn't putting the feelers out on taking the Aust Open. Incompetence is par for the course these days at all levels of government, and obviously Tennis Australia (not that Novak is blameless or a saint by any means).

Yeah, almighty fark up by TA.

But the Joker's "people" really should've done their homework and checked the Fed Govt's Border rules, not relied on some idiot tennis officials.

Asif a tennis authority can grant exemption to a national border ruling ...