Is Vettori better than Jesus?

PearlJ wrote:

Henry wrote:I KNEW you'd bring up that Geraint/Kabir stumping you observent English cricket following piece of shite with a good memory you! I thought about it myself when mentioning the Dhoni/Pathan one.

Dhoni has a lot less f*ck ups than Geraint did, though. I can't remember him making a single mistake on the recent Australia tour.

Apart form using illegal gloves.

For one ODI game. Hardly makes a summer.....

Henry wrote:I KNEW you'd bring up that Geraint/Kabir stumping you observent English cricket following piece of shite with a good memory you! I thought about it myself when mentioning the Dhoni/Pathan one.

Dhoni has a lot less f*ck ups than Geraint did, though. I can't remember him making a single mistake on the recent Australia tour.

Well, it's just a prime example that moments of brilliance can come to any man...

Henry wrote:

PearlJ wrote:

Henry wrote:I KNEW you'd bring up that Geraint/Kabir stumping you observent English cricket following piece of shite with a good memory you! I thought about it myself when mentioning the Dhoni/Pathan one.

Dhoni has a lot less f*ck ups than Geraint did, though. I can't remember him making a single mistake on the recent Australia tour.

Apart form using illegal gloves.

For one ODI game. Hardly makes a summer.....

Or the grounded catch he claimed in England.....

PearlJ wrote:

Henry wrote:

PearlJ wrote:

Henry wrote:I KNEW you'd bring up that Geraint/Kabir stumping you observent English cricket following piece of shite with a good memory you! I thought about it myself when mentioning the Dhoni/Pathan one.

Dhoni has a lot less f*ck ups than Geraint did, though. I can't remember him making a single mistake on the recent Australia tour.

Apart form using illegal gloves.

For one ODI game. Hardly makes a summer.....

Or the grounded catch he claimed in England.....

What's that got to do with his 'keeping ability?

Henry wrote:

PearlJ wrote:

Henry wrote:

PearlJ wrote:

Henry wrote:I KNEW you'd bring up that Geraint/Kabir stumping you observent English cricket following piece of shite with a good memory you! I thought about it myself when mentioning the Dhoni/Pathan one.

Dhoni has a lot less f*ck ups than Geraint did, though. I can't remember him making a single mistake on the recent Australia tour.

Apart form using illegal gloves.

For one ODI game. Hardly makes a summer.....

Or the grounded catch he claimed in England.....

What's that got to do with his 'keeping ability?

Plenty.

Ian Healy was widely known to be a cheating piece of Aussie shite. Doesn't mean he wasn't a great 'keeper.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Let's all just calm down and agree that I'm better than Jesus. Something that we can all agree on.

Ah diplomacy - it may well be my calling.

You're almost as good at whinging and kicking up a stink as Jesus, you're far worse in the sack, carpentry and turning water into wine... so f*ck off.

Blasphemy, blasphemy, they've all got it blas for me. Doesn't quite work...

Jesus whinged? As far as I can tell you couldn't find a more stoic person if you searched the seven seas and tac's basement. Whipped, tortured, brutalised, beaten to within an inch of his life, crucified and then, instead of whinging, he asks God to forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Re-read the bible you godless apostate.

Asif. Yeah, he was a brave so-and-so when it came to getting a pasting, I was more on about before that all happened. All he did was whinge... he just got his disciples to do a lot of it.

Jesus whinged? As far as I can tell you couldn't find a more stoic person if you searched the seven seas and tac's Mum's basement.

Fixed.

I think you need a personal Jesus.

doremi wrote:Well Dhoni's the better keeper, Dhoni's the better batsman.

What's he done?

BTW Gilly would not be recognised as one of Australia's three top keepers when he just take the keeping discipline - would be best keeper-batsman package though. Some pundits don't rate his keeping at all.

We were talking about 'keeping alone, weren't we? Let's just stick to that.

Rob I wrote:

Augustus wrote:a tendency to over-rate the Kiwis by the English media because England are so darn rubbish against them.

Last six Anglo-NZ tests: 5-1 to the Engerlund.

Vettori = Ashley Giles with slightly better batting. Except Ash had a good series in Pakistan and Drooper never has.

Giles was utter tosh compared to Vettori. Yeah Vettori isn't a World Class spinner, but Gilo was poor as a test spinner at best.

Vettori shits all over Gashley Piles in batting, bowling and fielding.

Yeah, but has he ever won the Ashes? huh? huh?

JKLever wrote:Yeah, but has he ever won the Ashes? huh? huh?

Giles has dropped them...

Generous to say the least!

embee wrote:

JKLever wrote:Yeah, but has he ever won the Ashes? huh? huh?

Giles has dropped them...

Adelaide.... Ponting on 30 odd ...
Who can forget.

Bastard.

Who'd you rather have in your team, Monty or Vettori, against good batsmen against spin?

doremi wrote:Who'd you rather have in your team, Monty or Vettori, against good batsmen against spin?

Vettori.

PearlJ wrote:

doremi wrote:Who'd you rather have in your team, Monty or Vettori, against good batsmen against spin?

Vettori.

Yep, every time.
Piles is, was and always will be ... in a word ... shite.
But said haemorrhoids did let enough light in for suckers such as Orangina, Yawn and Felch ... who claim they actually saw said light !

PearlJ wrote:

doremi wrote:Who'd you rather have in your team, Monty or Vettori, against good batsmen against spin?

Vettori.

This is my first post. A lot of men have a non-sexual crush on Vettori. I love his studious non-sexual glasses. I want him to do well but for New Zealand to lose. I ache for his batting average to approach 30.

Welcome to the world of posting, Dave

Dave H wrote:

PearlJ wrote:

doremi wrote:Who'd you rather have in your team, Monty or Vettori, against good batsmen against spin?

Vettori.

This is my first post. A lot of men have a non-sexual crush on Vettori. I love his studious non-sexual glasses. I want him to do well but for New Zealand to lose. I ache for his batting average to approach 30.

Congratulations on losing your virginity for the second time ...

embee wrote:

Dave H wrote:

PearlJ wrote:

doremi wrote:Who'd you rather have in your team, Monty or Vettori, against good batsmen against spin?

Vettori.

This is my first post. A lot of men have a non-sexual crush on Vettori. I love his studious non-sexual glasses. I want him to do well but for New Zealand to lose. I ache for his batting average to approach 30.

Congratulations on losing your virginity for the second time ...

I suppose you were there the first time as well, MB?