Re: Ponting is a dad

by G.Wood Tue 29 Jul 2008, 04:30

embee wrote:Trev couldn't sit down for a week after his first one

So that's why he couldn't give a sh!t

by embee Tue 29 Jul 2008, 04:50

PlanetPakistan wrote:
embee wrote:Trev couldn't sit down for a week after his first one
first what?

PP

Similar to the bloke in Elton John's entourage who has to push his stool in ...

by embee Tue 29 Jul 2008, 04:51

G.Wood wrote:
embee wrote:Trev couldn't sit down for a week after his first one

So that's why he couldn't give a sh!t

but he did get a job at dunkin donuts ...

by JGK Tue 29 Jul 2008, 05:48

embee wrote:"The children from one family were all named after six-cylinder Ford cars."

Now THAT'S cruel ...

Fairlain and Fairmont are too bad. Falcon is a bit worse. But I really feel sorry for little XR6 Turbo.

by mynah Tue 29 Jul 2008, 07:40

PlanetPakistan wrote:Congratulations to him and his wife on the birth of their baby daughter.Normally I don't bother with things like this,but the first one is always special

Must be relieved it isn't a chipmunk...

by PlanetPakistan Tue 29 Jul 2008, 07:54

mynah wrote:
PlanetPakistan wrote:Congratulations to him and his wife on the birth of their baby daughter.Normally I don't bother with things like this,but the first one is always special
Must be relieved it isn't a chipmunk...

how do you know that its NOT?

by bliksem Tue 29 Jul 2008, 08:05

Zat wrote:Emmy? FFS, named after a shit TV award.

It could be worse. He could've named her Oscar.

by taipan Tue 29 Jul 2008, 08:06

bliksem wrote:
Zat wrote:Emmy? FFS, named after a shit TV award.

It could be worse. He could've named her Oscar.

Or Grammy.

by mynah Tue 29 Jul 2008, 08:44

The judge discovered New Zealand parents had
given their children some other unusual names including Number 16 Bus
Shelter and Midnight Chardonnay, both of which may relate to the
conception of the child.

One child was named Violence and two
pairs of twins were called Benson and Hedges and Fish and Chips. The
children from one family were all named after six-cylinder Ford cars.

When my sister was a schoolteacher in South Africa her pupils included girls named Desire and Olympius and boys named Offense and Linda.

by taipan Tue 29 Jul 2008, 08:45

Once had a guy working for us called Godknows.

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