Re: England v South Africa, 4th Test, The Oval, Aug 7-11

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:35

The only thing Northern about Danny is his part of Hants.

He's a purebred Celtic South North East Midlander of the cosmopolitan world.

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:36

Bugger Bell!!

I mean BUGGER!! BELL!!

by JGK Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:37

{snigger} That was worth the wait.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:48

Cookie looking well pokey

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:52

Merlin wrote:
Couldn't resist it man .... t'was tongue in cheek.
Okay - silence now ... but only because of your tick and I
know how "Northern" you can get.
Nice to have called it right though eh!

Also, for the record - I'm still out with the jury on KP's captaincy ...
before you wrongly start counting the wankstains.

It's as bad as red's obsession with the opposition skipper. That's damning it with heavy criticism. I swear both of you have nearly made my synapses implode with deja vu-itis.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:52

JKLever wrote:
Consider this a divorce lad.

**thud**

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:53

PeterCS wrote:The only thing Northern about Danny is his part of Hants.

He's a purebred Celtic South North East Midlander of the cosmopolitan world.

Where's the Welsh or are the Britons just incorporated into it?

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:02

Incorporated. Definitely. Mental. Genius.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:04

Bell can't bat 3.

His record suggests it, you need a strong assertive bat at 3 to set the tone of the innings.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:11

Botham - 'So these Morkels... are they brothers?'

Good to see the Sky comms up to date with the modern game.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:13

What's with the lack of atmos? My theory is that 96% of people who come from Surrey are utter qunts, with little or no soul.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:16

bit difficult to get up for it when you've already lost the series I suspect....

Either that or your theory is probably spot on

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:20

Are they Surrites at all at the Oval? I thought Tom was the only Surrey supporter.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:21

JKLever wrote:bit difficult to get up for it when you've already lost the series I suspect....

Either that or your theory is probably spot on

It is. True. Still, most of the spectators must've had an inkling that they may have been attending a dead rubber, when they bought the tickets. Unless they're all on prozac or just don't know cricket.

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:21

JKLever wrote:bit difficult to get up for it when you've already lost the series I suspect....

Either that or your theory is probably spot on

UCS (Used condom syndrome).

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:23

Brass Monkey wrote:
JKLever wrote:bit difficult to get up for it when you've already lost the series I suspect....

Either that or your theory is probably spot on

It is. True. Still, most of the spectators must've had an inkling that they may have been attending a dead rubber, when they bought the tickets. Unless they're all on prozac or just don't know cricket.

Prozac?? Valium? Bromide?

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:24

Brass Monkey wrote:
JKLever wrote:bit difficult to get up for it when you've already lost the series I suspect....

Either that or your theory is probably spot on

It is. True. Still, most of the spectators must've had an inkling that they may have been attending a dead rubber, when they bought the tickets. Unless they're all on prozac or just don't know cricket.

Need to wait for the beer to kick in...

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:25

Lehhhhhhhhht the sun shine ...

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:51

Oh, Cookie, Cookie, Cookie!

by Merlin Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:52

WTF was he doing chasing one a yard outside offstump FFS.

SACK COOK.

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:53

What's Colliwobble going to do today?

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:55

Can't complain about Cook. Been pretty happy with him this series. Three 50s, averaging 43-odd. Just needed to push on for those hundreds. A definite improvement.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:56

It really pisses me off how many of our players get to 30 & 40 and then chuck it away.

More criminal than Strauss getting out for 6

And when you've only got 5 bats HTF can you play a shot like that?

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:56

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Can't complain about Cook. Been pretty happy with him this series. Three 50s, averaging 43-odd. Just needed to push on for those hundreds. A definite improvement.

Yeah, it's Ian Bell mark 2

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:57

Merlin wrote:WTF was he doing chasing one a yard outside offstump FFS.

SACK COOK.

Middle-of-the-road dross weasel.

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