Re: Rubbish Aussie county cricketers

by skully Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:33

taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.
Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

Nah, smaller cos of the shortage of oxygen.

It's a serious problem.

So you wander around Jo'burg with a small todger getting snotted on weak beer. Sounds grand.

by Brass Monkey Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:34

taipan wrote:
I NSR'ed you once. And have never brought it up again.

For some reason it keeps festering with you.

No.

You usually claim NSR when there's something you can't back up.

by Brass Monkey Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:35

skully wrote:
So you wander around Jo'burg with a small todger getting snotted on weak beer. Sounds grand.

by taipan Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:36

Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
I NSR'ed you once. And have never brought it up again.

For some reason it keeps festering with you.

No.

You usually claim NSR when there's something you can't back up.

Once Danny, once.

And the fact that I was chatting off board at the time with two other forummers telling them what I was doing has nothing to do it.

Forget about it, I have.

by taipan Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:37

skully wrote:
taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.
Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

Nah, smaller cos of the shortage of oxygen.

It's a serious problem.
So you wander around Jo'burg with a small todger getting snotted on weak beer. Sounds grand.

It's a tuff old life Skulls, but someone has to do it.

by tac Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:38

taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
I NSR'ed you once. And have never brought it up again.

For some reason it keeps festering with you.

No.

You usually claim NSR when there's something you can't back up.

Once Danny, once.

And the fact that I was chatting off board at the time with two other forummers telling them what I was doing has nothing to do it.

Forget about it, I have.

Fark off, Nidge, you've claimed NSR on dozens of occasions . . .

by Brass Monkey Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:39

Not once Taipan, not once....

[taipan] Guys, you can back me up here? **looks around** remember guys, over PM and all that[/taipan]

by skully Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:40

taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.
Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

Nah, smaller cos of the shortage of oxygen.

It's a serious problem.
So you wander around Jo'burg with a small todger getting snotted on weak beer. Sounds grand.

It's a tuff old life Skulls, but someone has to do it.

So those fit Saffie birds are very understanding and don't laugh at your small todgers then?

by tac Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:41

skully wrote:
taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.
Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

Nah, smaller cos of the shortage of oxygen.

It's a serious problem.
So you wander around Jo'burg with a small todger getting snotted on weak beer. Sounds grand.

It's a tuff old life Skulls, but someone has to do it.
So those fit Saffie birds are very understanding and don't laugh at your small todgers then?

Of course they do . . why else would Nidge the man be forced into cyberwanking with Dem?

by taipan Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:42

skully wrote:
taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
taipan wrote:
skully wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.
Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

Nah, smaller cos of the shortage of oxygen.

It's a serious problem.
So you wander around Jo'burg with a small todger getting snotted on weak beer. Sounds grand.

It's a tuff old life Skulls, but someone has to do it.
So those fit Saffie birds are very understanding and don't laugh at your small todgers then?

Thet're used to it

by holcs Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:49

skully wrote:A fishy beer bum wee. *cough*

Along those lines yes!

by holcs Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:50

eowyn wrote:
skully wrote:A fishy beer bum wee. *cough*

Don't forget the hot curry that usually follows a sessions of fish guts beer.

So you get a fishy beer bum wee that makes you go ARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!

In that case you get the full monty, the smell, wrong consistency and the sting!!!

Good times! affraid

by JKLever Fri 05 Sep 2008, 13:53

FFS guys...

by skully Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:00

Sounds like a top Saturday night out. An exotic beer, a curry and a fearsome bum wee. What more could you want?? Suspect

by taipan Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:02

skully wrote:Sounds like a top Saturday night out. An exotic beer, a curry and a fearsome bum wee. What more could you want??

Especially if you have to play the next day.

by skully Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:05

Numerous times, taips, numerous times. I have vivid memories of sticking the finger down the throat just to make myself feel better to get on the park to either open the batting or bowl 20 overs in 35 degree C heat (edging 100F).

by holcs Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:05

skully wrote:Sounds like a top Saturday night out. An exotic beer, a curry and a fearsome bum wee. What more could you want??

As I say good times.

Except when you have to scurry off at the drinks break........ affraid

That is the exact expression that is used as well!

by skully Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:08

Actually one of my best ever bowling performances was a 6-14 effort on a scorching day with me starting the day with a raging hangover. Started with a good spew then bowled like a demon for 15 overs to decimate the opposition.

Absolutely spun out at the end of the innings. Couldn't stand up straight, head was spinning, grossly nauseous. Ah, memories.

by taipan Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:08

skully wrote:Numerous times, taips, numerous times. I have vivid memories of sticking the finger down the throat just to make myself feel better to get on the park to either open the batting or bowl 20 overs in 35 degree C heat (edging 100F).

Can remember trying to play with a fearsome hangover and trying to get out. But everything kept eluding fielders. And to top it off the sod at the other end couldn't reach the boundary and kept running 3's

by eowyn Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:09

I'm going have to find a way of using the expression "fearsome bum wee" in a normal conversation, it's awesome. Very Happy

by tac Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:10

skully wrote:Actually one of my best ever bowling performances was a 6-14 effort on a scorching day with me starting the day with a raging hangover. Started with a good spew then bowled like a demon for 15 overs to decimate the opposition. A

Absolutely spun out at the end of the innings. Couldn't stand up straight, head was spinning, grossly nauseous. Ah, memories.

You should try playing rugby hung over . . .

by skully Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:10

eowyn wrote:I'm going have to find a way of using the expression "fearsome bum wee" in a normal conversation, it's awesome.

And damn it's satisfying!!! pale

by holcs Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:12

taipan wrote:
skully wrote:Numerous times, taips, numerous times. I have vivid memories of sticking the finger down the throat just to make myself feel better to get on the park to either open the batting or bowl 20 overs in 35 degree C heat (edging 100F).

Can remember trying to play with a fearsome hangover and trying to get out. But everything kept eluding fielders. And to top it off the sod at the other end couldn't reach the boundary and kept running 3's

Happens every farking time. Even if you can't hit it, the other farker manages to splice it for 2 or 3.

I have actually having run 3 consequetive 3's upchucked on the field of play. Only just got the helmet off in time!

I have actually scored a 100 having been so hanging that I actually cannot remember any of it!

by holcs Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:13

tac wrote:
skully wrote:Actually one of my best ever bowling performances was a 6-14 effort on a scorching day with me starting the day with a raging hangover. Started with a good spew then bowled like a demon for 15 overs to decimate the opposition. A

Absolutely spun out at the end of the innings. Couldn't stand up straight, head was spinning, grossly nauseous. Ah, memories.

You should try playing rugby hung over . . .

That is brutal. Done it twice and never ever again! Especially when you have to recieve the kick off, and some oaf splats you.....

by holcs Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:13

tac wrote:
skully wrote:Actually one of my best ever bowling performances was a 6-14 effort on a scorching day with me starting the day with a raging hangover. Started with a good spew then bowled like a demon for 15 overs to decimate the opposition. A

Absolutely spun out at the end of the innings. Couldn't stand up straight, head was spinning, grossly nauseous. Ah, memories.

You should try playing rugby hung over . . .

c0cking double posts...

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