Re: Rubbish Aussie county cricketers

by skully Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:14

eowyn wrote:I'm going have to find a way of using the expression "fearsome bum wee" in a normal conversation, it's awesome.

In Sydney at the moment we have something of an epidemic of food poisonings attributed to Vietnamese pork rolls. Get yourself down to you local Vietnamese for a pork roll with extra mayonnaise (apologies Dem) and it'll be the fearsome bum wee express. Mad

by JGK Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:32

Speaking of fearsome:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQBCcRruIFU

by Brass Monkey Fri 05 Sep 2008, 14:37

'Back in the day' I found that MDMA gave me the worst logs/shit soup I've ever had. Non-stop for three or four days.

by brockley Sun 07 Sep 2008, 03:17

What more do you want rogers,north,horton,law,,Voges in the one dayers,langer,pattinson,goodwin all did well.
Its the saffies that disapointed as county pros this year,V phillander a flop.

by Gary 111 Sun 07 Sep 2008, 12:39

brockley wrote:What more do you want rogers,north,horton,law,,Voges in the one dayers,langer,pattinson,goodwin all did well.
Its the saffies that disapointed as county pros this year,V phillander a flop.

FFS brockley, stick to the topic.

And everyone knows Philander got a fearsome bout of the bum wee's after drinking Enoch's Hammer and as a consequence can now only score his runs in multiples of 3's.

by PearlJ Sun 07 Sep 2008, 13:42

brockley wrote:What more do you want rogers,north,horton,law,,Voges in the one dayers,langer,pattinson,goodwin all did well.
Its the saffies that disapointed as county pros this year,V phillander a flop.

10 wickets @ 27. How is that a flop exactly?

by embee Sun 07 Sep 2008, 13:50

brockley wrote:What more do you want rogers,north,horton,law,,Voges in the one dayers,langer,pattinson,goodwin all did well.
Its the saffies that disapointed as county pros this year,V phillander a flop.

WTF is horton?

by JKLever Sun 07 Sep 2008, 13:53

Paul Horton

Brockleys including him in the list of Aussies.

To be fair he's got a broad aussie accent but has only ever played FC cricket here and both his parents are poms.

by embee Sun 07 Sep 2008, 13:55

Thanks , JKL ...

by freddled gruntbuggly Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:17

tac wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Read my initial post again. I said I found it as weak as piss but that might be because of the highveld thing.
Your initial post that you just edited? How damned pathetic Nigel, even for your good self.
Fark me . . . Nidge has outdone himself in the pathetic stakes . . . .

Of course, it's not like you'd ever do something like that, eh Jackyboy? Like refering to a person's stepfather - when they never had one, and then editing the post? Nah, not your style at all . . .

by taipan Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:19

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
tac wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Read my initial post again. I said I found it as weak as piss but that might be because of the highveld thing.
Your initial post that you just edited? How damned pathetic Nigel, even for your good self.
Fark me . . . Nidge has outdone himself in the pathetic stakes . . . .
Of course, it's not like you'd ever do something like that, eh Jackyboy? Like refering to a person's stepfather - when they never had one, and then editing the post? Nah, not your style at all . . .

The joke is that I didn't edit the part of the post they were referring to.

by freddled gruntbuggly Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:25

*shrug*
Sometimes some people just want to argue, and bugger the facts.
And sometimes Jackyboy wants to be an arsehole, and bugger everyone else.

Hmmmm . . . make that last 'all the time'.

by Brass Monkey Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10

Oh but Nidge, you did edit it.

by taipan Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:12

Brass Monkey wrote:Oh but Nidge, you did edit it.

yep but not the part about the highveld as you well know.

by Brass Monkey Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:14

No, not at all. Nothing about Highveld. That wasn't the major part IMO. But we've done this one so.....

by taipan Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:17

Brass Monkey wrote:No, not at all. Nothing about Highveld. That wasn't the major part IMO. But we've done this one so.....

lets move on.

Agreed

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