Rubbish Aussie county cricketers

Brass Monkey wrote:Of course you did Nidge, keep telling all and sundry that. We both know the reality. We're agreed that Japie beer is 'weak as piss' now though, so it doesn't matter.

No all we agreed on, is that Stella, a Belgian beer is .2% stronger than one SA beer.

skully wrote:So, who won this joust? Sounds like beer and skittles to me.

These 'to-do's, for me, aren't about winning or losing. I would've liked for Taips to concede his original point instead of his usual backtracking, he went around the houses to make sure he didn't but looked just as bad. Facts are there, in context he was agreeing that 'pom beer is weak as piss'. Factually, that isn't true. Then it got onto him and how he felt drinking it, rather than how consulting the bottles/pumps alcohol content.

Weren't we originally talking about rubbish Aussie county cricketers? Kerry O'Keefe, he was pretty rubbish at Somerset back in the late 60s I believe.

taipan wrote:
No all we agreed on, is that Stella, a Belgian beer is .2% stronger than one SA beer.

Our beer is shit. No-one drinks it. 'Pom beer' must mean the stuff that we drink. Doesn't mean the majority is produced for us, and that the likes of Carlsberg, Heinekken, Fosters, Holsten etc. all do an 'Export' lager specifically for us. About 2% on top of their usual one.

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:So, who won this joust? Sounds like beer and skittles to me.

These 'to-do's, for me, aren't about winning or losing. I would've liked for Taips to concede his original point instead of his usual backtracking, he went around the houses to make sure he didn't but looked just as bad. Facts are there, in context he was agreeing that 'pom beer is weak as piss'. Factually, that isn't true. Then it got onto him and how he felt drinking it, rather than how consulting the bottles/pumps alcohol content.

It's okay dan you can have the win.

The best part is that in just over an hour I will be having an ice cold, piss wek saffie beer.

Thats because we are boozy feckers basically!

Pom beer = Real Ale, brewed from fish guts, which if consumed in quantity gives you some pretty horrendous rear end issues!

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
No all we agreed on, is that Stella, a Belgian beer is .2% stronger than one SA beer.

Our beer is shit. No-one drinks it. 'Pom beer' must mean the stuff that we drink. Doesn't mean the majority is produced for us, and that the likes of Carlsberg, Heinekken, Fosters, Holsten etc. all do an 'Export' lager specifically for us. About 2% on top of their usual one.

yeah drank a few of those over there.

taipan wrote:
It's okay dan you can have the win.

The best part is that in just over an hour I will be having an ice cold, piss wek saffie beer.

Why, are you judge and jury over the pathetic notion of winning and losing an internet debate? If so, it sounds about right.

Oooh, that ice cold, piss wek Saffie beer remark has got me all fuming.

A fishy beer bum wee. *cough*

taipan wrote:
yeah drank a few of those over there.

Sorry that the stronger lager you get over here wasn't doing much for you. You should've stuck to the weaker Saffie version, Castle, which would've obviously got you slaughtered.

Brass Monkey wrote:
Oooh, that ice cold, piss wek Saffie beer remark has got me all fuming.

Hoped it would

holcs wrote:Thats because we are boozy feckers basically!

Pom beer = Real Ale, brewed from fish guts, which if consumed in quantity gives you some pretty horrendous rear end issues!

Was what my last post was in response to.

taipan wrote:
Hoped it would

Do you 'R' 'S'? Because at the minute I'm at the risk of having to get the 'NSR' comment and actually mean it.

Of course, you'll come back with "NSR... buh-buh-but NSR..."

Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
Hoped it would

Do you 'R' 'S'? Because at the minute I'm at the risk of having to get the 'NSR' comment and actually mean it.

Of course, you'll come back with "NSR... buh-buh-but NSR..."

God is that still rankling?

It was months ago, get over it already.

skully wrote:A fishy beer bum wee. *cough*

Thanks Skully, was just monching on my lunch then

taipan wrote:
God is that still rankling?

It was months ago, get over it already.

No. It happens most times with you. I highlighted it back then. I just haven't brought it up in a while. The problem hasn't gone away.

JKLever wrote:

skully wrote:A fishy beer bum wee. *cough*

Thanks Skully, was just monching on my lunch then

Blame holcs and his Real Ale.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
God is that still rankling?

It was months ago, get over it already.

No. It happens most times with you. I highlighted it back then. I just haven't brought it up in a while. The problem hasn't gone away.

I NSR'ed you once. And have never brought it up again.

For some reason it keeps festering with you.

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.

Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

skully wrote:A fishy beer bum wee. *cough*

Don't forget the hot curry that usually follows a sessions of fish guts beer.

So you get a fishy beer bum wee that makes you go ARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!

skully wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.

Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

Nah, smaller cos of the shortage of oxygen.

It's a serious problem.

Ooouuuucccchhhhhhh.

taipan wrote:

skully wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:Man, this manly beer argument is moving too fast for me. Just email a jpg of each other's wangs to the other to sort this, ay.

Ja, I think you'll find thet hes es mach, mach begger.

Is it true that at altitude your todger gets bigger?

Nah, smaller cos of the shortage of oxygen.

It's a serious problem.

There speaks the voice of experience....