Re: The EPL thread (I)

[Brass Monkey]

Lucas Neill is sh!t and one of the thuggiest thugs around.

Ashley Cole sh!ts all over him from an enormous height.

Cole was one of the best left-backs, if not the best left-back circa 2004 and put the unstoppable Cronaldo in his pocket in the semi of Euro '04. He's declined now.

As for Cheryl, whoever doesn't think she's one of the fittest and most sexy birds around needs their testicles read. She's so f'kin awesome.

[Makaveli]

Cole does not fit into the Chelsea system, he deserves all the cr@p he get's left Arsenal for 5 grand, why would you want someone like that in your team anyway, atm he's no where near the top 5 full backs in the world, theres still guys like Alves, Sagnol, Sagna are all superior to him hell i'd even take Clichy over him.

[JKLever]

he deserves all the cr@p he get's

Not according to that other Arsenal mercenary he doesn't...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7151584.stm

[Makaveli]

he deserves all the cr@p he get's

Not according to that other Arsenal mercenary he doesn't...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7151584.stm

Comming from someone who went from Tottenham to Arsenal during his peak! not suprising at all!

[Merlin]

he deserves all the cr@p he get's

Not according to that other Arsenal mercenary he doesn't...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7151584.stm

Can't knock Sol FFS.
The guy was a good servant for Arsenal - saw himself losing it
with the young guns challenging for his place in the side and took his biz elsewhere.
Fair do's.

Cashley found £55K a week "offensive" because his missus was earning more than him - so he buggered off!
Compared to him, Sol's a bleedin' saint.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

He's one of the best left backs in the world anyway.

The top 5 left backs in the world are currently (in no particular order):


Evra
Abidal
Cole
Zambrotta
Lahm

Grosso perhaps unlucky to miss out. Jankulovski (sp?) too.

Clichy and Chiellini will join them at some stage. Perhaps Marcelo too, though he's far too attack minded.

Appalling forumming.

Cole over Lahm? Are you having a larf?

Joke forumming. In no particular order, Stevie.

And Cole is just as good as Lahm.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Lucas Neill is sh!t and one of the thuggiest thugs around.

Ashley Cole sh!ts all over him from an enormous height.

Cole was one of the best left-backs, if not the best left-back circa 2004 and put the unstoppable Cronaldo in his pocket in the semi of Euro '04. He's declined now.

As for Cheryl, whoever doesn't think she's one of the fittest and most sexy birds around needs their testicles read. She's so f'kin awesome.

Best G-man post of 2007.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Cole does not fit into the Chelsea system, he deserves all the cr@p he get's left Arsenal for 5 grand, why would you want someone like that in your team anyway, atm he's no where near the top 5 full backs in the world, theres still guys like Alves, Sagnol, Sagna are all superior to him hell i'd even take Clichy over him.

Doesn't fit into the Chelsea system? WTF? How? What System do Chelsea use that doesn't allow a quality full back/

He definitley is in the top 5 full backs in the world.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

And the fact that he left Arsenal has absolutely nothing to do with how good he is.


Also, whoever calls Sol a mercenary is a f*cking simpleton.

[Brass Monkey]

Lucas Neill is sh!t and one of the thuggiest thugs around.

Ashley Cole sh!ts all over him from an enormous height.

Cole was one of the best left-backs, if not the best left-back circa 2004 and put the unstoppable Cronaldo in his pocket in the semi of Euro '04. He's declined now.

As for Cheryl, whoever doesn't think she's one of the fittest and most sexy birds around needs their testicles read. She's so f'kin awesome.

Best G-man post of 2007.

Total bullsh!t.

[Makaveli]

Cole does not fit into the Chelsea system, he deserves all the cr@p he get's left Arsenal for 5 grand, why would you want someone like that in your team anyway, atm he's no where near the top 5 full backs in the world, theres still guys like Alves, Sagnol, Sagna are all superior to him hell i'd even take Clichy over him.

Doesn't fit into the Chelsea system? WTF? How? What System do Chelsea use that doesn't allow a quality full back/

He definitley is in the top 5 full backs in the world.

Because from what i seen last year Chelsea played 5 in midfield, i'm sure you can figure it out from there.

[JKLever]

Liverpool/Chelsea 0-0 HT in the cup.

Do these teams purposely set out to try and make these encounters just that little bit duller than the previous meeting?

Most entertaining thing has been watching Momo Sissoko give an exhibition in how to trip over the ball or give it away clumsily.

Which is a shame cause he's not a bad defensive midfielder at all...

[LeFromage]

Doesn't fit into the Chelsea system? WTF? How? What System do Chelsea use that doesn't allow a quality full back/

Oh come on - even a guy who thinks Fwank Lampard is the best thing since sliced bread can recognise the tactical differences between Chelsea, where the full-backs rarely venture beyond the half-way line and Arsenal where they're used as auxiliary wingers.

Cole's strength was always going forward. At Chelsea, given a full-time defensive brief, they're playing to his weaker suit.

I don't think it's a coincidence that Cole has looked a more ordinary player since he left Highbury for the money "the chance to win more trophies".

Tactically, they're not a good match. Like Micheal Owen in a long-ball team - you're not really playing to his strengths.

But that's just my opinion, so feel free to rubbish it and declare me a "simpleton" or a "moron" or a "homosexual" for taking an opposing view - my dad's bigger than your dad.

[LeFromage]

Liverpool/Chelsea 0-0 HT in the cup.

Do these teams purposely set out to try and make these encounters just that little bit duller than the previous meeting?

Most entertaining thing has been watching Momo Sissoko give an exhibition in how to trip over the ball or give it away clumsily.

Which is a shame cause he's not a bad defensive midfielder at all...

Sissoko is a decent tackler and a good athlete. But he's a total liability in possession.

Got a touch of the Djimi Traores about him, I'm afraid...

[Gildas]

Liverpool/Chelsea 0-0 HT in the cup.

Do these teams purposely set out to try and make these encounters just that little bit duller than the previous meeting?

Most entertaining thing has been watching Momo Sissoko give an exhibition in how to trip over the ball or give it away clumsily.

Which is a shame cause he's not a bad defensive midfielder at all...

I think they are just sick of the site of one another, its the 17th time they have met since the start of the 04/05 season. Sissoko hasnt looked the same player since he was out with that eye injury, its possible it caused him long term problems, but he just doesnt look the same player since his return.

[JKLever]

2-0 Chelski

Fwank with a customary deflected goal

[Geoffrey Trueman]

Liverpool/Chelsea 0-0 HT in the cup.

Most entertaining thing has been watching Momo Sissoko give an exhibition in how to trip over the ball or give it away clumsily.

Aced by the beanpoles 'tackle' on Mikkel? I've been wanting someone to go through that **** for two seasons. Why oh why did he miss?

[Lara Lara Laughs]

OH SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER FRANKY LAAAA-AAAAAAMPARD!

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Doesn't fit into the Chelsea system? WTF? How? What System do Chelsea use that doesn't allow a quality full back/

Oh come on - even a guy who thinks Fwank Lampard is the best thing since sliced bread can recognise the tactical differences between Chelsea, where the full-backs rarely venture beyond the half-way line and Arsenal where they're used as auxiliary wingers.

Cole's strength was always going forward. At Chelsea, given a full-time defensive brief, they're playing to his weaker suit.

I don't think it's a coincidence that Cole has looked a more ordinary player since he left Highbury for the money "the chance to win more trophies".

Tactically, they're not a good match. Like Micheal Owen in a long-ball team - you're not really playing to his strengths.

But that's just my opinion, so feel free to rubbish it and declare me a "simpleton" or a "moron" or a "homosexual" for taking an opposing view - my dad's bigger than your dad.

That argument might hold some water.....if Cole wasn't so excellent defensively as well as in attack.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Liverpool/Chelsea 0-0 HT in the cup.

Most entertaining thing has been watching Momo Sissoko give an exhibition in how to trip over the ball or give it away clumsily.

Aced by the beanpoles 'tackle' on Mikkel? I've been wanting someone to go through that **** for two seasons. Why oh why did he miss?

Mikkel is one of the worst tacklers I've ever seen. Every single game he makes a terrible challenge. He's worse than Scholesy.

[Paul Keating]

He's one of the best left backs in the world anyway.

The top 5 left backs in the world are currently (in no particular order):


Evra
Abidal
Cole
Zambrotta
Lahm

Grosso perhaps unlucky to miss out. Jankulovski (sp?) too.

Clichy and Chiellini will join them at some stage. Perhaps Marcelo too, though he's far too attack minded.

Appalling forumming.

Cole over Lahm? Are you having a larf?

Joke forumming. In no particular order, Stevie.

And Cole is just as good as Lahm.

Who's Stevie?

And how many goals has Cole scored in his club and int'l career?

[Makaveli]

Doesn't fit into the Chelsea system? WTF? How? What System do Chelsea use that doesn't allow a quality full back/

Oh come on - even a guy who thinks Fwank Lampard is the best thing since sliced bread can recognise the tactical differences between Chelsea, where the full-backs rarely venture beyond the half-way line and Arsenal where they're used as auxiliary wingers.

Cole's strength was always going forward. At Chelsea, given a full-time defensive brief, they're playing to his weaker suit.

I don't think it's a coincidence that Cole has looked a more ordinary player since he left Highbury for the money "the chance to win more trophies".

Tactically, they're not a good match. Like Micheal Owen in a long-ball team - you're not really playing to his strengths.

But that's just my opinion, so feel free to rubbish it and declare me a "simpleton" or a "moron" or a "homosexual" for taking an opposing view - my dad's bigger than your dad.

That argument might hold some water.....if Cole wasn't so excellent defensively as well as in attack.

Come on LLL, Cashley made his name by being so good running up the flanks and getting the crosses in, when he was at Arsenal no one noticed his "defensive" skills which imo are average.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

He's one of the best left backs in the world anyway.

The top 5 left backs in the world are currently (in no particular order):


Evra
Abidal
Cole
Zambrotta
Lahm

Grosso perhaps unlucky to miss out. Jankulovski (sp?) too.

Clichy and Chiellini will join them at some stage. Perhaps Marcelo too, though he's far too attack minded.

Appalling forumming.

Cole over Lahm? Are you having a larf?

Joke forumming. In no particular order, Stevie.

And Cole is just as good as Lahm.

Who's Stevie?

And how many goals has Cole scored in his club and int'l career?

Wonder.

That's totally, utterly, completely, absolutely, thoroughly, entirely, comprehensively irrelevant.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Doesn't fit into the Chelsea system? WTF? How? What System do Chelsea use that doesn't allow a quality full back/

Oh come on - even a guy who thinks Fwank Lampard is the best thing since sliced bread can recognise the tactical differences between Chelsea, where the full-backs rarely venture beyond the half-way line and Arsenal where they're used as auxiliary wingers.

Cole's strength was always going forward. At Chelsea, given a full-time defensive brief, they're playing to his weaker suit.

I don't think it's a coincidence that Cole has looked a more ordinary player since he left Highbury for the money "the chance to win more trophies".

Tactically, they're not a good match. Like Micheal Owen in a long-ball team - you're not really playing to his strengths.

But that's just my opinion, so feel free to rubbish it and declare me a "simpleton" or a "moron" or a "homosexual" for taking an opposing view - my dad's bigger than your dad.

That argument might hold some water.....if Cole wasn't so excellent defensively as well as in attack.

Come on LLL, Cashley made his name by being so good running up the flanks and getting the crosses in, when he was at Arsenal no one noticed his "defensive" skills which imo are average.

No. Cole can attack, run up the flanks and cross but he's also an excellent defender and has been for many years.

[JKLever]

Cole is not a great defender (IMO) by any means, he gets out of a lot of poor positional play because of his pace (IMO)

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