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Post by lardbucket Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:39

Apparently, pigs do fly, or have been known to.

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Post by WideWally Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:41

Take care Danny.
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Post by PeterCS Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:46

I thought this one had been started by excitable unrest in the upper ranks of the Conservative party.
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Post by Guest Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:48

lardbucket wrote:Apparently, pigs do fly, or have been known to.
Swine. Jeez it's hot here. *cough*

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Post by lardbucket Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:50

Feverish already? That's a porcine.

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Post by Henry Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:50

Everyone is permanently infected with this type of flu down in Cornwall, no? I think you guys have become immune.
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Post by skully Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:51

Anyone got shares in a surgical mask company?
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Post by PeterCS Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:51

Hollywood is ready to shoot in three months.

Starring role as the saviour of the world has already been taken by Kevin Bacon.
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Post by skully Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:52

On a roll, Pete. A bacon and egg roll?
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Post by PeterCS Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:55

I am not sniffing it. Less still shaking hands with it.

No further eggs plan Asian (or even Mexican).
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Post by WideWally Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:55

There will be pork hunts all over the world as authorities attempt to stop this from spreading.
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Post by PeterCS Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:56

Which hunts are those?
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Post by skully Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:57

PeterCS wrote:I am not sniffing it. Less still shaking hands with it.

No further eggs plan Asian (or even Mexican).
Man, do you write runs for a living? Nothing like a good Asian Eggs Plan. Cool
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Post by PeterCS Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:58

If I could write runs for a living, I would be England's Number 3.
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Post by skully Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:59

Damn you, damn you all the heel. (yes, it was deliberate) Cool
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Post by Bradman Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:01

I blame the BCCI.
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Post by Guest Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:02

Henry wrote:Everyone is permanently infected with this type of flu down in Cornwall, no? I think you guys have become immune.
Mad cow is more prevalent pig

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Post by skully Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:03

Bradman wrote:I blame the BCCI.
Of course it's banindia's fault.
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Post by Bradman Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:06

Though it's still a bit of a beat=up.
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Post by tac Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:08

Pan Demic . . . . is that a disease were everyone has to ****** Dem? I thought that had already hit most of England and South Africa years ago?
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Post by Bradman Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:31

Dear, dear, dear.
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Post by Guest Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:23

PeterCS wrote:Hollywood is ready to shoot in three months.

Starring role as the saviour of the world has already been taken by Kevin Bacon.
He's a bit of a ham actor. His acting is rather streaky.

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Post by skully Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:33

Bradman wrote:Though it's still a bit of a beat=up.
Bit like global warming, ay qmy???
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Post by JGK Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:34

skully wrote:
Bradman wrote:Though it's still a bit of a beat=up.
Bit like global warming, ay qmy???


Y2K bug more like it.

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Post by skully Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:35

The Y2K bug has been overheated and has started to multiply rapidly.
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