Pandemic

Cheryl Eggs and Bacon will be partaking in a record breaking Spit roast with the other two members of Bucks Fizz.


....any other piggy puns....erm....Porkies Day Out?!

Is there enough "c"s and "w"s in the Welsh jibberish, Smerky.

To cwm are you speaking, Mr Skullery?

skully wrote:Is there enough "c"s and "w"s in the Welsh jibberish, Smerky.

Hang about....are you implying I speak Jibberish?!

Of course. Any 3 letter-town-name that can be spelled with 23 Welsh letters has to be gibberish.

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:

Bradman wrote:Though it's still a bit of a beat=up.

Bit like global warming, ay qmy???

Y2K bug more like it.

Aye. Arthur C. Clarke and Al Gore have a lot to answer for.

PeterCS wrote:Hollywood is ready to shoot in three months.

Starring role as the saviour of the world has already been taken by Kevin Bacon.

Babe 3: The Revenge

"This time, it's personal"

Why aren't the Chinese doing something to stop this?

Is it a bamboo-based infection?



On a serious note, the UK is now on high alert. I guess most countries with any sort of transport links to Mexico will be soon, at least until the strain is clearly identified and anti-virals proven to work in all cases.

It's about time the world had something like this. A good way of getting rid of the old and weak. They cost too much.

And single mothers and unemployed chavs bludging off the government as well as the sick relying on NHS . . . let 'em all die off

It's nature's method of population control.

Intriguing that I heard a bloke on radio saying young people generally have the better immune systems and it's the massive immunological reaction that kills people in situations like this.

Given that much of today's yoof are a complete waste of space, is this karma?

You're sounding very bitter and twisted today. I think today's yoof are like those cockroaches that survived atomic bomb testing. They've sucked in so much immunological (is that actually a word) stuff you'd need an ELE to wipe the rapacious bastards out.

Bradman wrote:You're sounding very bitter and twisted today.

Fark! And I've had horrie on ignore for months.

I blame it on having to be at work on what would normally be a public holiday, but for the useless pricks in the NSW govt. (The same ones who are trying to say that because Boxing Day is a Saturday this year, we won't get a day in lieu, so many people only get a three day Christmas break.)

Wozzies get a holiday ...except Stock Brokers ...but they're mostly qunts anyway

In two years time when Anzac day is on Easter Monday we should get Tuesday off as well

Suffer in your jocks Eozzies

I think a new national arrangement comes into place next year.

GENEVA – Canada became the third country to confirm human cases of swine flu Sunday as global health officials considered whether to raise the global pandemic alert level.

Nations from New Zealand to Spain also reported suspected cases, and some warned citizens against travel to North America while others planned quarantines, tightened rules on pork imports and tested airline passengers for fevers.

The six Canadian cases in Nova Scotia and British Columbia all had links to people who had traveled to Mexico, and all are the same swine flu strain. The six people have recovered, said Dr. David Butler-Jones, Canada's chief public health officer.

But "these are probably not the last cases we'll see in Canada," he said.

The news follows the World Health Organization's decision Saturday to declare the outbreak first detected in Mexico and the United States a "public health emergency of international concern."

A senior World Health Organization official said the agency's emergency committee will meet for a second time Tuesday to examine the spread of the virus before deciding whether to increase the alert for a possible pandemic, or global epidemic.

The same strain of the A/H1N1 swine flu virus has been detected in several locations in Mexico and the United States, and it appears to be spreading directly from human to human, said Keiji Fukuda, WHO's assistant director-general in charge of health security.

Mexico's federal health secretary says the disease has killed 103 people and likely sickened more than 1,600 since April 13. U.S. officials say the virus has been found in New York, California, Texas, Kansas and Ohio, but no fatalities have been reported.

Governments including China, Russia and Taiwan began planning to put anyone with symptoms of the deadly virus under quarantine.

Others were increasing their screening of pigs and pork imports from the Americas or banning them outright despite health officials' reassurances that it was safe to eat thoroughly cooked pork.

Some nations issued travel warnings for Mexico and the United States.

WHO's emergency committee is still trying to determine exactly how the virus has spread, Fukuda said

"Right now we have cases occurring in a couple of different countries and in multiple locations," he said. "But we also know that in the modern world that cases can simply move around from single locations and not really become established."

Raising the pandemic alert phase could entail issuing specific recommendations to countries on how to halt the disease. So far, WHO has only urged governments to step up their surveillance of suspicious outbreaks.

WHO Director-General Margaret Chan called the outbreak a public health emergency of "pandemic potential" because the virus can pass from human to human.

Her agency was considering whether to issue nonbinding recommendations on travel and trade restrictions, and even border closures. It is up to governments to decide whether to follow the advice.

"Countries are encouraged to do anything that they feel would be a precautionary measure," WHO spokeswoman Aphaluck Bhatiasevi said. "All countries need to enhance their monitoring."

New Zealand said 10 students who took a school trip to Mexico "likely" had swine flu, and on Monday it said three students in a second group had mild flu symptoms and were being tested. Israel said a man who had recently visited Mexico had been hospitalized while authorities try to determine whether he had the disease. French Health Ministry officials investigated four possible cases of swine flu, but three were found to be negative. In Brazil, a hospital said a patient who arrived from Mexico was hospitalized with some swine flu symptoms.

Spanish authorities said seven suspected cases were under observation.

Hong Kong and Taiwan said visitors who came back from flu-affected areas with fevers would be quarantined. China said anyone experiencing flu-like symptoms within two weeks of arrival from an affected area had to report to authorities. A Russian health agency said any passenger from North America running a fever would be quarantined until the cause of the fever is determined.

Tokyo's Narita airport installed a device to test the temperatures of passengers arriving from Mexico.

New Zealand health officials started screening passengers arriving at Auckland International Airport from the United States and other parts of North America. Bolivia said it would start on Monday to screen passengers coming from Mexico and the United States and isolate any found to be infected.

Indonesia increased surveillance at all entry points for travelers with flu-like symptoms — using devices at airports that were put in place years ago to monitor for severe acute respiratory syndrome, or SARS, and bird flu.

Hong Kong and South Korea warned against travel to the Mexican capital and three affected provinces. Italy, Poland and Venezuela also advised their citizens to postpone travel to affected areas of Mexico and the United States.

Symptoms of the flu-like illness include a fever of more than 100 degrees Fahrenheit (37.8 degrees Celsius), body aches, coughing, a sore throat, respiratory congestion and, in some cases, vomiting and diarrhea.

The virus is usually contracted through direct contact with pigs, but Joseph Domenech, chief of animal health service at U.N. Food and Agriculture Agency in Rome, said all indications were that the virus is being spread through human-to-human transmission.

No vaccine specifically protects against swine flu, and it is unclear how much protection current human flu vaccines might offer.

Russia banned the import of meat products from Mexico, California, Texas and Kansas. South Korea said it would increase the number of its influenza virus checks on pork products from Mexico and the U.S.

Zat wrote:
Intriguing that I heard a bloke on radio saying young people generally have the better immune systems and it's the massive immunological reaction that kills people in situations like this.

It only infects bush pigs anyway!

embee wrote:Wozzies get a holiday ...except Stock Brokers ...but they're mostly qunts anyway

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News to me too. I thought the whole country missed out if AD fell on a weekend.

Bradman wrote:News to me too. I thought the whole country missed out if AD fell on a weekend.

Canberra races are on today because the ACT gets the day off as well

The Pollies can spend their extra $90 per week electoral allowance well then.

Meanwhile, me Mum lives on Baked Beans.

shovel a few farkin lira in her bank account then, skull, you cheap qunt!

skully wrote:The Pollies can spend their extra $90 per week electoral allowance well then.

Meanwhile, me Mum lives on Baked Beans.

Homebrand at that!

skully wrote:The Pollies can spend their extra $90 per week electoral allowance well then.

Meanwhile, me Mum lives on Baked Beans.

Only because you stopped buying her dogfood.