Australian Tennis Open 2010 (Ana Watch)

Zat wrote:First 17 year-old I've ever heard of complaining about being up at 2am.

That's because you usually gag your victims.

Shoeshine wrote:

Zat wrote:First 17 year-old I've ever heard of complaining about being up at 2am.

That's because you usually gag your victims.

You didn't complain when you were 17.

Who did the 'British' player Elena Baltacha knock out?

And is the Brit still in or did the Scot get knocked out?

Baltacha

a tractor mechanic and a frog

British Andy

Kevvikins and a frog

Ta!

Turns out Cilic was the 14th seed. Godzhelpme I wooden wanna give out any wrong info...

And Tomic turned into a whining whiny thing who whined about having to stay up late with the grown ups.
Bit ill-advised, coming from a wildcard entrant.

14th?

Oh you've ruined the whole thread , footsie

footwork wrote:Turns out Cilic was the 14th seed. Godzhelpme I wooden wanna give out any wrong info...

And Tomic turned into a whining whiny thing who whined about having to stay up late with the grown ups.
Bit ill-advised, coming from a wildcard entrant.

They have absolutely no perspective. TA pays the old man $150k p.a. to coach the kid.

embee wrote:14th?

Oh you've ruined the whole thread , footsie

I know. I've shocked mySelf with this appalling lack of accuracy.

I can only hope no irreversible psychological damage has been done. Oh wait...

Still, your Ana Tomic joke was glossed over, so look on the bright side.

And Ana is out.

It looks like Australia will have another gracious and loveable sporting hero to enjoy for years to come in Tomic. Congrats

If he starts winning we wont give a shit

skully wrote:Still, your Ana Tomic joke was glossed over, so look on the bright side.

Hehe.

A tennis player picks up a ball and puts it in his pocket. Dumb blonde sees bulge in his shorts and says, 'What's that?' Guy replies, 'Tennis ball.' Blonde says, 'Must be painful - I have tennis elbow.'

Victoria Azarenka is perhaps the hottiest of all hotties in tennis circuit.

You can't say that without posting a pic.

Zat wrote:And Ana is out.

Good no more oleaginous, cringeworthy comments from sychophantic observers.

Jealous because she had better tits than you?

embee wrote:Tomic has a whinge that his match finishing at 2am is past his bedtime ...FFS

Win some games before you start whinging you young dickhead

drink a cup of cement and harden the ****** up!

Red wrote:

Zat wrote:And Ana is out.

Good no more oleaginous, cringeworthy comments from sychophantic observers.

You're quitting the forum?

I've just watched the worst set of women's tennis I have ever seen. Casey Dellaqua of Aust somehow beat Karolina Sprem of Croatia. Dellaqua has a big first serve and big forehand when she can reach the door but has a powder puff second serve and the mobility of the Queen Mary. She won on her 5th match point after either double faulting or making a unforced error on the other four. Sprem has a sh1thouse serve (she had about 18 double faults) but was generally hitting winners all over the shop when the ball was in play because he opponent was a slug.

Terrible terrible tennis with the loser picking up a lazy 30 grand and the winner looking at at least 50k.

That's why I am sending my daughter/s to tennis lessons as early as possible.