Emoticon Gambling Thread

[ever hopeful]

In an attempt to liven up the next Eng/Aus ODI drubber, how about a little flutter.
I bet you three smiley emoticons that will England win it.
Who's up for it? The loser has to quote one of the winner's posts and stick all three emoticons under it (like it's the bee's knees) with no further comment allowed.

What the hell, three smileys and a bouncer!

[PeterCS]

I'll see your three smileys and a bouncer, and raise you a

[Growler]

three smileys, a bouncer, a suicide and two says we lose by 4 wickets ( or more ) - or if batting second, fail by 60+ runs

[Guest]

This is getting too big for me. I'm out.

[ever hopeful]

Sorry, no dice yet gentleman as I'm only prepared to deal in positive emoticons.
So 3 s , 1 and if you want to raise me then I suggest maybe a or a .

I might consider a groucho too.

[Growler]

Awww, come on EH.

I agree with you, there are a few Jeremiahs on here, and that England are not as inept at limited overs cricket as some would have us believe.

However, facts are that this series we're a mixture of the walking wounded and the living dead. We've bowled average to poor, batted worse, fielded as badly, and generally got what we deserved.

I hope I'm wrong, but all I can see is another good rodgering up the hoop so with the best will in the world I cant give you a positive smiley ........ sorry.

[ever hopeful]

But you only have to give me a positive smileys if England win. That's the point.

Okay, how about I give you any miserable emoticons you care to name if Aus win, but you give me three smileys and a happy bouncer if Eng win.
Deal?

[PeterCS]

. My final offer.

[Growler]

Deal - 10 happys from me if a miracle happens, or more likely ....

1 swearing, 1 suicide, 1 shooting and 3 RIPs to me

[Bradman]

How about this for EH for dragging some suckers into this thread?

[ever hopeful]

Deal - 10 happys from me if a miracle happens, or more likely ....

1 swearing, 1 suicide, 1 shooting and 3 RIPs to me

You're on! That's very generous and I shall look forward to getting them.

[lardbucket]

Emoticons? Way too rich for me ... I fold. These days, even my shoes fold.

[Big Dog]

I'd offer a but i don't think that would cover it.

[ever hopeful]

Deal - 10 happys from me if a miracle happens, or more likely ....

1 swearing, 1 suicide, 1 shooting and 3 RIPs to me

There we go, paid in full. I'm a few minutes late so I'm throwing in a sobber as interest payment (don't want your heavies at the door coming to break my legs)



Congratulations. Please can I have a receipt?

[LeFromage]

The dice were loaded! The deck was stacked! The books were cooked! The something was something else a bit cheaty!

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