Re: No Ashes at Headingly in 2013 or 2015

by Allan D Wed 16 Feb 2011, 08:17

I thought the proposal was that, from now on, all international cricket will take place at Sharjah which has many advantages not least:

1. The conditions are conducive to cricket on an all-year round basis
2. All international sides would be playing under the same conditions, and thus literally "on a level playing field" and results would not be distorted by the vagaries of pitch preparation, climate etc.
3. Controversies and disputes could be readily settled by ICC officials.
4. International cricket would take place in an area of the world noted for its peacefulness and tranquillity.

by eowyn Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:52

To quote Paul Scarfe "bag o' shite".

by LeFromage Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:38

I was in a student band once, and we had a song called "Bag O' Shite".

Went: "Bag o' shite, bag o'shite, bag-a bag-a bag-a bag-a bag o' shite."

The record companies missed out...

by Allan D Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:59

Can I play my 'NSR' card now?

snoopy-dance

by lardbucket Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:25

Dello wrote:I was in a student band once, and we had a song called "Bag O' Shite".

Went: "Bag o' shite, bag o'shite, bag-a bag-a bag-a bag-a bag o' shite."

I always thought that was composed by Burt Bag o' Shite.

(very comfortable coat this, despite the wear).

by LeFromage Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:24

(There's) Always something there to remind me... how shite your punning can be.

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