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Post by PeterCS Thu 19 May 2011, 12:00

I thought he should have his own thread.

A sort of sidetrack.


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Post by PeterCS Thu 19 May 2011, 12:07

Sorry, I think I got the wrong Bruce Francis in the tribute pic there.

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Post by taipan Thu 19 May 2011, 12:15

PeterCS wrote:Sorry, I think I got the wrong Bruce Francis in the tribute pic there.


No, his stance looks about right.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 19 May 2011, 14:18

He'd have had more luck with that thing under his arm than with the Stuart Surridge or whatever (actually I wonder which bat manufacturer asked him to shave their logo off his bat so that they weren't associated with him?).

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Post by LeFromage Thu 19 May 2011, 14:19

Oooh, he could crush a grape.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 19 May 2011, 14:26

The 2nd one is a grape. Well, he used to be before he turned into a raisin.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 19 May 2011, 14:28

He's a thundercurrant.

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Post by taipan Thu 19 May 2011, 14:31

The sultana of swing?
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Post by JKLever Thu 19 May 2011, 14:35

Just for Lardy, look at the grace...

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Post by JKLever Thu 19 May 2011, 14:36

Bizarrely, a google search for Bruce Francis Essex brings this up....

Lardys Reaction?



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Post by lardbucket Thu 19 May 2011, 14:39

that is indeed me, receiving the news of his initial selection

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Post by LeFromage Thu 19 May 2011, 14:40

That's just his eyes. You should see what's going on with his anus.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 19 May 2011, 14:43

you'd struggle to keep it in too if you heard about a selection like that.

Hang on, let's see:

Usman Afzaal. Paul Curtis. Aftab Habib. John Stephenson.

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Post by LeFromage Thu 19 May 2011, 14:46

Gavin Hamilton, Paul Taylor, Ed Giddens, Jon Lewis...
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Post by taipan Thu 19 May 2011, 14:47

lardbucket wrote:you'd struggle to keep it in too if you heard about a selection like that.

Hang on, let's see:

Usman Afzaal. Paul Curtis. Aftab Habib. John Stephenson.

I see those and raise you Pattinson.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 19 May 2011, 14:47

There must be a bit of a mess there by now.

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Post by LeFromage Thu 19 May 2011, 14:50

re: taips (can anyone else not quote at the moment?) - Pattinson! I knew I was forgetting an absolute turd of a selection. Must've blanked it out. Too harrowing.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 19 May 2011, 14:53

Igglesden. Jarvis. Lathwell.

All geniuses compared to the empty vessel that was Bruce Francis.

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Post by LeFromage Thu 19 May 2011, 15:06

Oh, I don't know - Gavin Hamilton's one-and-done Test of 0, 0-63, 0, is hard to beat for empty vessel-ness.
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Post by Big Dog Thu 19 May 2011, 22:18

Francis.....3 tests for 52 runs at an average of 10.4
Highest score 27.
If he was playing today he'd still be in the side.
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Post by skully Thu 19 May 2011, 22:57

Hehehe, lardy will be chuffed. Cool
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Post by Allan D Thu 19 May 2011, 23:04

Didn't he have a migraine at Trent Bridge in '72 and never played again? Must be the longest headache in Test history.
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Post by skully Thu 19 May 2011, 23:06

No, the headache that he gave lardy via his epic drossness is the longest headache in history. lardy is still throbbing in the temple region as we speak. Cool
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Post by lardbucket Sun 22 May 2011, 02:11

If quntishness is measured in centimudges and chappellis ... uselessness could be measured in Francis Units.

Utility, of course, could not ... as he had no utility at all ... unless we get into unreal numbers ...

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Post by skully Sun 22 May 2011, 02:12

So how many FUs would Drunky's captaincy warrant?
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