Re: Month of Jewn

by Yorkie Jill Thu 16 Jun 2011, 02:06

I remain unbeaten. I just prefer to do stupid things that don't break important, expensive objects. Least I didn't have to explain myself in French.

by skully Thu 16 Jun 2011, 07:29

Yorkie Jill wrote:I`ll take some credit for the monster ratings in June, thanks, thanks. Had to have a self-enforced break as tried to hold a glass of Pimm`s in a baseball mitt and obviously it didn`t work and it all fell out onto my laptop. I am a complete knobend. Obviously. Waste of a bev too.

That conjures an amusing image, YJ. Laughing

And it's been great having you back onboard. snoopy-dance

by taipan Thu 16 Jun 2011, 09:01

Yorkie Jill wrote:
skully wrote:3.5K before the mid point of the month is OK. Keep up the good work. Any old sh!t will do. We're not fussy.

This 10 girls one bucket?

I`ll take some credit for the monster ratings in June, thanks, thanks. Had to have a self-enforced break as tried to hold a glass of Pimm`s in a baseball mitt and obviously it didn`t work and it all fell out onto my laptop. I am a complete knobend. Obviously. Waste of a bev too.

Its supposed to go on the left hand

by lardbucket Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:14

Big Dog wrote:Mary had a little lamb
with fleece as black as charcoal
She tied it to a five bar gate
& kicked its little @rshole

ah, childhood memories ...

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was black as soot
and everywhere that Mary went
its sooty foot 'e put

OR

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
every day it goes to school
between two bits of bread

by taipan Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:21

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kinng's horses
And all the King's men
Farked the Queen

by LeFromage Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:41

Yorkie Jill wrote:I remain unbeaten. I just prefer to do stupid things that don't break important, expensive objects. Least I didn't have to explain myself in French.

Mein Auto ist kaput.

If your car is ever knackered. And you're in Germany.

You're welcome.

by Yorkie Jill Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27

skully wrote:
Yorkie Jill wrote:I`ll take some credit for the monster ratings in June, thanks, thanks. Had to have a self-enforced break as tried to hold a glass of Pimm`s in a baseball mitt and obviously it didn`t work and it all fell out onto my laptop. I am a complete knobend. Obviously. Waste of a bev too.
That conjures an amusing image, YJ.

And it's been great having you back onboard.

Yus. It was a less than stellar brainfart. And thanks. Cool

taipan wrote:
Yorkie Jill wrote:
skully wrote:3.5K before the mid point of the month is OK. Keep up the good work. Any old sh!t will do. We're not fussy.

This 10 girls one bucket?

I`ll take some credit for the monster ratings in June, thanks, thanks. Had to have a self-enforced break as tried to hold a glass of Pimm`s in a baseball mitt and obviously it didn`t work and it all fell out onto my laptop. I am a complete knobend. Obviously. Waste of a bev too.

Its supposed to go on the left hand

It was. duh. That`s why I couldn`t hold it. I`m sure in my right hand it woulda been juuust fine. Least the mitt was ok.

Dello wrote:
Yorkie Jill wrote:I remain unbeaten. I just prefer to do stupid things that don't break important, expensive objects. Least I didn't have to explain myself in French.

Mein Auto ist kaput.

If your car is ever knackered. And you're in Germany.

You're welcome.

Danke schon, Herr Dello. German is far blimmin easier.

by PeterCS Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:29

Merde, mon Pimms est oh la la! Foutre! - mon ordinateur aussi! Idiote, moi? Mais si!

by skully Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:44

Over 5000 for the month (not yet two thirds through the month) and less than 1000 away from 550,000 posts on the little Forum that could.

by Zat Tue 21 Jun 2011, 03:46

skully may well be creaming his jeans shortly.

We're past 6000 for the month now, with 9 days sill to go. Shows what Test cricket can do, even if a bit lacklustre.

by Zat Tue 21 Jun 2011, 03:47

And according to the front page, 549954 posts prior to this one. Which means 45 to the 550K grand total mark after this one.

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 03:53

Grouse effort, all things considered. First 250K took about 18 months. Next 300K have taken over 3 and a quarter years.

by Zat Tue 21 Jun 2011, 03:56

I was going to say something about the novelty and enthusiasm wearing off, but meh...

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 04:04

And we were farkin funny as well. Some outstanding forumming was done in that first 18 months. Cool

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:44

550,000th post.

by embee Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:45

milestone whore

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:46

It's what I do. thefinger

by embee Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:48

8.28545%

1 in every 12

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:48

Thanks, thanks very much.

by taipan Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:49

embee wrote:~~milestone~~ whore

Fixed

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:49

Should I aim for the coveted 10%? What a Face

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:50

taipan wrote:
embee wrote:~~milestone~~ whore

Fixed

I've been working out. Thanks for the compliment, I'm touched that you noticed. Razz

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:56

embee wrote:8.28545%

1 in every 12

Hmmm, I'd need to make 14,400 of the next 50,000 posts to hit 10%. That's gotta be a rough show. cheers

by embee Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:58

I'm not sure if the rest of the forum can manage 35600 posts ...

by skully Tue 21 Jun 2011, 08:59

Fair call.

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