Month of Jewn

taipan wrote:Is it just me but is all this talk about "shouldering the load"becoming a bit meh?

Wouldn't catch me reeling out such lines, but each to their own.

Yorkie Jill wrote:

Zat wrote:Go out to Alberta
Weather's good there in the fall

Think it'll be good here in the fall. It's the winter that's got me worried!

'twas a musical muse, not intended as advice.

Zat wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:

Zat wrote:Go out to Alberta
Weather's good there in the fall

Think it'll be good here in the fall. It's the winter that's got me worried!

'twas a musical muse, not intended as advice.

Neil was pretty Young when he wrote that.

He didn't write it

And I have no idea who did. The only Alberta I know is Clapton's, and that's not about the place.

written by a chap called Ian Tyson ( (link)) ... didn't know much of the material in the link but Four Strong Winds is very few covers ever recorded by Neil.

Surprised BD did not know ... a bit like thinking or mis-remembering that Rod Stewart wrote Sailing ... as if!

You mean Rod hasn't got amazing songwriting talent? Listening to D'ya think I'm sexy, I'd never have guessed...

I do like Footloose and Fancy Free though. Not sure how much of that he penned himself.

Ah yes, Jorge's tribute to Taj Mahal with crappified lyrics and a big lawsuit.

I was never sure if the prosecution wasn't for defamation by crap lyrics.

When's the next Test match?

Actually, if we pulled our fingers out, we might even be able to crack 550,000 posts during Jewn. Seems unlikely but, with 3,000 posts still required.

3.5K before the mid point of the month is OK. Keep up the good work. Any old sh!t will do. We're not fussy.

skully wrote:Actually, if we pulled our fingers out, we might even be able to crack 550,000 posts during Jewn. Seems unlikely but, with 3,000 posts still required.

Maths is not your strong point, is it?

What? When I posted that the post count was 546,900. It's now 547,400. How's your Maths, taips?

skully wrote:What? When I posted that the post count was 546,900. It's now 547,400. How's your Maths, taips?

Well, if you work out the daily average so far this month when you posted yesterday, it looked fairly easily obtainable

Fark off. I never assume anything in this joint. It was a reverse woof, ya silly SAffer.

Get up and get back down again, you FB Comeback Kings. Over 4,000 posts into Day 15 of Jewn. At this rate, and with meaningless posts like this, the Lazarus of Forums will sh!t all over the Month of Meh's effort of just on 7,000 pieces of jibberish.

Go, you good thing.

lardbucket wrote:written by a chap called Ian Tyson ( (link)) ... didn't know much of the material in the link but Four Strong Winds is very few covers ever recorded by Neil.

Surprised BD did not know ... a bit like thinking or mis-remembering that Rod Stewart wrote Sailing ... as if!

As i don't know of anyone else who has had a hit with it i (not suprisingly) assumed Young had written it.

"Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
UNTIL A BIG BLACK DOG,
CAME AND FARKED IT UP
UP THE ARSE"

Mary had a little lamb
with fleece as black as charcoal
She tied it to a five bar gate
& kicked its little @rshole

Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
a thousand volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon

skully wrote:3.5K before the mid point of the month is OK. Keep up the good work. Any old sh!t will do. We're not fussy.

This 10 girls one bucket?

I`ll take some credit for the monster ratings in June, thanks, thanks. Had to have a self-enforced break as tried to hold a glass of Pimm`s in a baseball mitt and obviously it didn`t work and it all fell out onto my laptop. I am a complete knobend. Obviously. Waste of a bev too.

Aye Jill, you're reappearance can't have harmed!

Comizz on your slaptop, I know what moments of sheer lunacy can do to these delicate creatures.

That's the trouble with the small computers. Can't take the drink.

i`m sure the novelty of my irreverent spam will wear off soon enough. Had to hand the alcohol-infested craptop over to a spotty youth who looked at me disapprovingly. If he fixes it, I`ll forgive him for the look, I suppose. It was an idiotic thing to do on my part.

Sh:t (and occasionally p:ss) happens.

I wouldn't beat myself up.