Glossary update 2011

I have always had a soft spot for Fromage. The poor guy got sold a lemon by the evil Dello.

Jay Meow (n) Inconsistent top order NZ batsman Jamie How, that Aus poster WideWally seems to have an obsession with.

Inconsistent???????????

He's very consistent.

And he's a superstar!

Hello WideWally

Please suggest a suitable Glossary entry for Jay Meow.

Regards

Fromage

I invented Geobbels for Vaughan and I have still not been credited it for it.

It may not be the best term invented on the fourm but f*** me sideways in the anal alley if the glossary has not lost any semblance of credability it had.

What sort of ally? French?

I have now changed it to anal alley.

Thanks. You Nazi.

Soz man, I didn't mean to piss on your aloo bhajji.

If it's any consolation, threasurrection and TAYne POCson are mine too and no credit goeth to me. If Dello was me, he'd literally be sh!tting himself with indignance at the lack of recog.

You know what, I don't care. They're my gifts to you and the entire forum. Wonderous gifts.

a cry for attribution? don't hold your breath, Spang

I've had no recognition yet for 'nice tits Red', which was adopted instantly. taips was gleeful!

She always has nice tits though, so perhaps it was too obvious.

More seriously, terms develop a life of their own, and it's hard to remember how they started sometimes. If they appear gloriously through spontaneous combustion (hearsay, blumpkin) it's not so bad; but if they have a stuttering start to life it's hard to remember the first few (apparently false) starts

Yeah, the phrases need no tubthumping. Look at how many Gaz contributed in a short period of time, there's loads and not one gives a nod his way. We've all contributed. That's the pertinent, salient point!

lardbucket wrote:a cry for attribution? don't hold your breath, Spang

I've had no recognition yet for 'nice tits Red', which was adopted instantly. taips was gleeful!

I have always gievn you attribution on that one. I remember it clearly.

surely the nice tits are their own reward

G.Wood wrote:surely the nice tits are their own reward

precisely

see, even the chronically deprived know their true value

Maybe we should start a "Oi Frommie, give me Glossary attribution for..." thread.

no, that would be really topbottom

Well, clearly I agree.

Gary 111 wrote:Here's a few suggestions:
Bruce Francis: (n) Popular New South Wales and Australian batsman from the 1970s, his cavalier attitude made him popular with the public and Australian forumers in particular.

This is inaccurate.

Bull's tits, back pockets on singlets, one-legged men at arse-kicking parties, skully's comb, RD's condoms, JGK's St Christopher Medal, and Eddie The Eagle all shade The Bruce Of No Use by several leagues in terms of their utility.

Perhaps Frommie should add a "See NSR" to the Bruce's defo.

G.Wood wrote:surely the nice tits are their own reward

you sir are a true sage and a philosopher

I like the seven captains we have in the glossary now, rather like the seven dwarves - Drunky, Grumpy, Idiot, Negative, Obvious, Positive and Sook...

Hi-ho, hi-ho...

just pray that Bill Lawry isn't Captain Sneezy