Re: Aus Federal Politics thread (III)

by bodyline Wed 10 Aug 2011, 03:12

Big Dog wrote:I did'nt even realise Wong was a carpet licker...but with a boat race that could freeze mercury, perhaps i should have known.

Where did you think she got the nickname "Strapon Wong"

by G.Wood Wed 10 Aug 2011, 04:15

How could someone not know that a person who looks like a cross between kd Lang and Kim Jong il led an alternative lifestyle?

by embee Wed 10 Aug 2011, 05:00

G.Wood wrote:How could someone not know that a person who looks like a cross between kd Lang and Kim Jong il led an alternative lifestyle?

Big Dog thought that people were referring to Ms Wong's obvious Lebanese and Dutch ancestry when they called her a Lesso Dyke

by G.Wood Wed 10 Aug 2011, 05:21

I believe that

by embee Wed 10 Aug 2011, 05:34

Who's going to break the news to him about Bob Brown?

by skully Wed 10 Aug 2011, 05:47

Zat wrote:That would be the same Trev who carries on about how sh!t Australia is, and how great England is, right?

Aye, farkin grubs. They are using Blackberries to message (encrypted) each other because the cops can't follow the organisers anywhere nearly as easily as they could if they were tweeting. Seems to be an England-wide excuse now for thugs to go on burning and pillaging rampages. Charming stuff.

by G.Wood Wed 10 Aug 2011, 06:00

We can be ready to host the olympics at short notice if they can't get their act together

by Bradman Wed 10 Aug 2011, 07:59

G.Wood wrote:We can be ready to host the olympics at short notice if they can't get their act together

Might have to lock the Lebs in Cronulla up first.

by embee Wed 10 Aug 2011, 08:01

Bradman wrote:
G.Wood wrote:We can be ready to host the olympics at short notice if they can't get their act together

Might have to lock the Lebs in Cronulla up first.

Big Dog wrote: Stop picking on Penny

by skully Wed 10 Aug 2011, 08:03

We took a large chainsaw to the Cronulla shire boundary years ago. It has floated off and become the 3rd island of New Zealand.

by Bradman Wed 10 Aug 2011, 08:24

skully wrote:We took a large chainsaw to the Cronulla shire boundary years ago. It has floated off and become the 3rd island of New Zealand.

Any chance you left the RSL club alone?

by skully Wed 10 Aug 2011, 08:34

Nah, it's a well known Friday and Saturday night haunt of the yobbos. They, along with those that haunt Northies, are now shearing sheep for a living.

by Big Dog Wed 10 Aug 2011, 08:35

G.Wood wrote:How could someone not know that a person who looks like a cross between kd Lang and Kim Jong il led an alternative lifestyle?

Did'nt i already make that point?

by G.Wood Tue 16 Aug 2011, 06:50

How grouse is the Convoy of no confidence

It gave radio stations a reason to play

we're gonna have convoy, aint it a beautiful site

by JGK Tue 16 Aug 2011, 07:52

Is that the Carbon Rally that less than 1% of 1% of Australians attended?

by G.Wood Tue 16 Aug 2011, 08:05

No, just a bunch of truckers minus one wozzie scum bag in a chippy gaol

by G.Wood Tue 16 Aug 2011, 08:06

I fink they were more anti live export ban the CT although that probably got a guernsy as well

by Hass Tue 16 Aug 2011, 08:09

horace wrote:personally I am opposed to IVF - for anyone - straight or gay...a complete waste of research effort and health resources

Creating life is a waste of effort?

by G.Wood Tue 16 Aug 2011, 08:12

errr it was in his case

by embee Tue 16 Aug 2011, 08:26

Hass wrote:
horace wrote:personally I am opposed to IVF - for anyone - straight or gay...a complete waste of research effort and health resources

Creating life is a waste of effort?

he said "research effort" ...

by skully Tue 16 Aug 2011, 08:42

JGK wrote:Is that the Carbon Rally that less than 1% of 1% of Australians attended?

Which is about 1000 times more than the difference the Carbon tax will make to the environment. Cool

by Zat Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:14

The 2GB cretins will be filthy about that demostration. 2000 fewer listeners for the day has gotta make a difference to their ratings, and I reckon they're all on 'performance' based contracts.

by Hass Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:31

While the carbon tax rally, was going on, an even crazier get together was taking place around the corner.

LINK LINK

Here are some great quotes from today's rally against gay marriage:

"There is no greater evil in the world than supporters of homosexual marriage."
- Rebecca Hagelin, American Conservative

"Gay is one of the most beautiful words … no-one should have the right to take that word off us. Truly this proposition deserves to be laughed at and ridiculed. It doesn’t serve any serious treatment.”
-Bob Katter, Independent MP

"This is a destruction of marriage, not simply a redefinition."
- Kevin Andrews, Liberal MP

"We know that the best protection for those girls is that they get themselves into a secure relationship with a loving husband and I want that to happen for them. I don't want any legislator to take that right away from me."
-Barnaby Joyce, National MP (talking about his daughters)

"My electorate accepts that all people are equal, but my electorate also accepts, in fact rejects, that not all relationships are equal."
- John Murphy, Labor MP

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Apparently, these people believe the illogical BS they spew. The mind boggles.

by JGK Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:41

What does this even mean?

"My electorate accepts that all people are equal, but my electorate also accepts, in fact rejects, that not all relationships are equal."
- John Murphy, Labor MP

by Zat Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:34

"We know that the best protection for those girls is that they get themselves into a secure relationship with a loving husband and I want that to happen for them. I don't want any legislator to take that right away from me."
-Barnaby Joyce, National MP (talking about his daughters)

??? Does Barnaby realise there's a difference between making something legal and making something compulsory? Or does he want to marry one of his daughters? Honestly, people like him give f*ckwits a bad name.

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