This Hogg fellow

Maybe, but Pistol Pete McIntyre (3 wkts at 36) could be better than all of them.

Fred: nice call re 'Gene Simmons'

There's one theory been floated around, dunno how seriously 'cos KOK was doing most of the floating, that his tongue follows where he wants to put the ball.

Fred Nerk wrote:There's one theory been floated around, dunno how seriously 'cos KOK was doing most of the floating, that his tongue follows where he wants to put the ball.

KOK also mentioned that Hogggyyyy!!!!!'s tongue has it's own sun hat.

Cunning ...

"KOK also mentioned that Hogggyyyy!!!!!'s tongue has it's own sun hat."

Yeah I heard that. I was in a traffic jam on the way to Rye back beach at the time, and I sputtered Powerade all over the bloody windscreen. Seeing as Skull formerly averaged a feeble grin every 125.7 years before then, it was the comedic equivalent of Dizzy's double ton.

Fred Nerk wrote:"KOK also mentioned that Hogggyyyy!!!!!'s tongue has it's own sun hat."

Yeah I heard that. I was in a traffic jam on the way to Rye back beach at the time, and I sputtered Powerade all over the bloody windscreen. Seeing as Skull formerly averaged a feeble grin every 125.7 years before then, it was the comedic equivalent of Dizzy's double ton.

Funny - I was sitting in a traffic jam in Mosman at the time and burst out laughing and my 3 year old kept on asking what was so funny.

Hasha Bogle even thought it was funny.

Well it's sage advice ... or he'll be the first man in history to get a melanoma of the tongue.

Excellent article in the Worst on Boxing Day about how when Hoggy was a postie he used to do his deliveries on his motor bike like he was McQueen in the Great Escape...much to the chagrin of the ritzy suburb he was working in...

Didn't he run the boundary in the Waffle in one of his other past lives?

Was a WAFL ump for a year or so, but the officials didn't like how he back chatted the players...

Or the way he stuck his tongue out at the crowd...

This Hogg fellow seems to be OK afer all.

He's hella grouse...and I've been saying that for years!

Averaging 65 with the bat and 33 with the ball this series...needs to get that bowling average down to sub 30 tho...

So he's a good bat.

He can't play cricket nowadays, but he's still playing in that silly T20 stuff at age 43, and knocking batsmen over.

Maybe Rodney Malcolm H should be given a go

Fred Nerk wrote:There's one theory been floated around, dunno how seriously 'cos KOK was doing most of the floating, that his tongue follows where he wants to put the ball.

Just heard Andre Agassi interviewed in the crowd at the Aus Open....he said Boris Becker used to do exactly the same thing, if he stuck his tongue out straight under his nose he was about to serve a 'kicker', into the body, if the tongue went right it would go wide, if it went left he was going down the middle, with all this reversed in the other court. The challenge, Agassi said, was to not let Becker know that he knew and only make use of the knowledge when he had to. He spilled the beans to Becker after they'd both retired and Boris had been completely unaware he'd been sticking his tongue out at all.

That was a good piece.

Asserting dominance in the format that matters