Re: Breaking news for next test

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:28

The One wrote:what a shambles. they should just go home. there's no fun in this

On ze contrary, now's the time for really really grinding them if we can. Now that they're down, put on yer hiking boots and get in there!

taipan wrote:
Big Dog wrote:Why could'nt it have been Hughes & Smith

They reported the others.

Snigger.

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:31

I'm a true cricket fan me, I love warming my pink iggle wiggle toes by the fire of some other team's misery.

by taipan Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:34

furriner wrote:I'm a true cricket fan me, I love warming my pink iggle wiggle toes by the fire of some other team's misery.

The best part is that you couldn't make this shit up.

by doremi Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:34

We don't do grinding. If Aus continue doing what they are doing, might not have a choice.

We're probably going to lose atleast one match in this series. To this Aussie team. Not sure which one it will be, Mohali or the dead rubber in Delhi.

by tricycle Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:41

furriner wrote:From smh.com.au.

Not as 'exciting' then

Arthur said Watson and Pattinson, as well as Usman Khawaja and Mitchell Johnson, had failed to deliver a presentation which management asked all players to complete following the embarrassing innings defeat in Hyderabad last week.
Players were asked to outline three points on what they bring to the team by email or in person, and given five days to complete the task. The four players did not complete the assignment by the given deadline.

Linky

Not entirely surprising that they couldn't get powerpoint running.

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:44

taipan wrote:
furriner wrote:I'm a true cricket fan me, I love warming my pink iggle wiggle toes by the fire of some other team's misery.

The best part is that you couldn't make this shit up.

Oh these Aussies.

*Shakes head sadly*

by doremi Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:44

tricycle wrote:
furriner wrote:From smh.com.au.

Not as 'exciting' then

Arthur said Watson and Pattinson, as well as Usman Khawaja and Mitchell Johnson, had failed to deliver a presentation which management asked all players to complete following the embarrassing innings defeat in Hyderabad last week.
Players were asked to outline three points on what they bring to the team by email or in person, and given five days to complete the task. The four players did not complete the assignment by the given deadline.

Linky
Not entirely surprising that they couldn't get powerpoint running.

Has the management checked their twitter feed? Email was probably beyond the 140 characters Watto thinks in...

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:45

tricycle wrote:.....
Not entirely surprising that they couldn't get powerpoint running.

Shoulda asked me, I wield that ppt file like a warrior's blade. Or (channeling Ngam) a porn star's c*ck.

by taipan Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:46

furriner wrote:
tricycle wrote:.....
Not entirely surprising that they couldn't get powerpoint running.

Shoulda asked me, I wield that ppt file like a warrior's blade. Or (channeling Ngam) a porn star's c*ck.

Are you available for next week

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:48

Depends, is it a corporate presentation, or a 'movie'?

by doremi Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:50

You implying taipan and Lord Lagaan are the same person?

by taipan Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:50

furriner wrote:Depends, is it a corporate presentation, or a 'movie'?

To play cricket you fool. We can easily run up an Aussie passport.

by LeFromage Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:53

They were dropped because of their answers.

"What three things do you think you bring to the team?"

Shane Watson: "Benchpressability. Voted one of the hottest guys in IPL by Indian Women's Weekly. Nice smile."

James Pattinson: "F*ck off. F*ck off. F*ck off."

Usman Khawaja: "Diversity. Clean driver's licence. Name sounds like the final words of a magic spell."

Mitchell Johnson: "Bowl to the left. Bowl to the right. Shite."

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:54

taipan wrote:
furriner wrote:Depends, is it a corporate presentation, or a 'movie'?

To play cricket you fool. We can easily run up an Aussie passport.

I can mince and wince with the best of them, so I bag Watto's spot.

doremi wrote:You implying taipan and Lord Lagaan are the same person?

Eh?

by tricycle Mon 11 Mar 2013, 08:58

furriner wrote:
tricycle wrote:.....
Not entirely surprising that they couldn't get powerpoint running.

Shoulda asked me, I wield that ppt file like a warrior's blade. Or (channeling Ngam) a porn star's c*ck.

A male's or tranny's?

by doremi Mon 11 Mar 2013, 09:01

Dello wrote:They were dropped because of their answers.

"What three things do you think you bring to the team?"

Shane Watson: "Benchpressability. Voted one of the hottest guys in IPL by Indian Women's Weekly. Nice smile."

James Pattinson: "F*ck off. F*ck off. F*ck off."

Usman Khawaja: "Diversity. Clean driver's licence. Name sounds like the final words of a magic spell."

Mitchell Johnson: "Bowl to the left. Bowl to the right. Shite."

furriner wrote:
doremi wrote:You implying taipan and Lord Lagaan are the same person?

Eh?

Lord Lagaan -> gay porn -> etc.

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 09:02

tricycle wrote:
furriner wrote:
tricycle wrote:.....
Not entirely surprising that they couldn't get powerpoint running.

Shoulda asked me, I wield that ppt file like a warrior's blade. Or (channeling Ngam) a porn star's c*ck.
A male's or tranny's?

Ask Ngam.

Do boy - gotcha. No Laggers was not in my scheme of things.

by taipan Mon 11 Mar 2013, 09:03

doremi wrote:
Dello wrote:They were dropped because of their answers.

"What three things do you think you bring to the team?"

Shane Watson: "Benchpressability. Voted one of the hottest guys in IPL by Indian Women's Weekly. Nice smile."

James Pattinson: "F*ck off. F*ck off. F*ck off."

Usman Khawaja: "Diversity. Clean driver's licence. Name sounds like the final words of a magic spell."

Mitchell Johnson: "Bowl to the left. Bowl to the right. Shite."

furriner wrote:
doremi wrote:You implying taipan and Lord Lagaan are the same person?

Eh?

Lord Lagaan -> gay porn -> etc.

Ask Ngam

by tricycle Mon 11 Mar 2013, 09:05

But HTF did Siddle manage to successfully send in a presentation? Ngam would've the answer... but till then.

by furriner Mon 11 Mar 2013, 09:06

Somewhere in 'Straya Katich and Hussey are laughing themselves silly.

by taipan Mon 11 Mar 2013, 09:07

tricycle wrote:But HTF did Siddle manage to successfully send in a presentation? Ngam would've the answer... but till then.

Did Warner reinvent the questions so he could pass.

by tricycle Mon 11 Mar 2013, 09:13

taipan wrote:
tricycle wrote:But HTF did Siddle manage to successfully send in a presentation? Ngam would've the answer... but till then.

Did Warner reinvent the questions so he could pass.

Indeed, that's a given.