English County Season 2013

Brass Monkey wrote:

tricycle wrote:
Where's Gareth Rees btw?

He's off somewhere being utterly shithouse.

So why isn't he playing for Glamorgan?

Another Glam mystery is: Where is Cosgrave?

His team got used to seeing him step up to the plate when the chips were down.

Was he there last year?

Maybe not. He must have slipped out the back door.

CosgrOve, too. Getting mixed up there with an Irish political dynasty.


First supposed all-rounder and Grace Road reject Shayne Shite - now Cozzy. My eye has not been on CC Div 2 for some time, obviously.

My eye has been on both divisions. They're just about as shit as each other

Basil wrote:

embee wrote:

Basil wrote:

lardbucket wrote:Worcestershire must be in dire straits. Michael Johnson, the Reserve Reserve Reserve Wozzie wicketkeeper (behind Whiteman, Triffitt and Ronchi at the start of last season) is not only keeping for them, but opening the batting for them.

That surprised me too - until I heard that he did a straight swap with the skipper Daryl Mitchell who had gone down with a stomach upset.

Johnson last played SS for the wozzies in Nov 2011...after that Arthur left to coach Oz and Stevens preferred Ronchi back and then recruited Triffit ...Johnsons form had been shite with the bat ...he then decided to pursue a CC career with his Pommy background

Hes a good batsmen if he gets going ...

Bearing in mind our coach is an ex-keeper, Johnson must have something about him.

On the other hand, Johnson has conceded 19 byes so far in Lancashire's first innings

Welsh weather. Once again

Let's move the CC to UAE.

Northants wouldve fallen short anyway.

No Robbie White to tweak them out squeaking by the Welsh nipples.

Zummz gum a grobber ad the virzd.


Good job it's not the Grand National.

Chris Rogers giving the big raps to opening partner (and former Aussie/soon to be fair dinkum Pom) Sam Robson.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2013/content/current/story/629786.html

Yup, we'll take him. All our pure-bred fringe batsmen are shitehouse. Shame for Australia, though - he can apparently hold the bat around the right way, which would automatically make him their second best batsman by a distance.

Or the best, if having a functioning spine is a consideration.

Come to think of it, how old's Chris Rogers? Surely he could game for the Aussies these days.

MightyZ are sh*t.

So much for Gus's mighty build-up.

Yeah, as an Anglo, I'd prefer to see Warner opening for Australia in the Ashes instead of Rogers, immeasurably so - regardless of how quick Warner's runs come.

Brass Monkey wrote:Yeah, as an Anglo, I'd prefer to see Warner opening for Australia in the Ashes instead of Rogers, immeasurably so - regardless of how quick Warner's runs come.

but they -all 12 of them- will be quickly made runs and therefore featurte in next summer's kfc ads

Jebus - East Sex are having their pejazzles ripped out by the 'might' of N to the 'hants. Were 44-0, now 100-6. Crook has gone fruit loop.

Subiaco Floreat's David Willey joins the depejazzling party

embee wrote:Subiaco Floreat's David Willey joins the depejazzling party

He's no longer a dobbergasm, but he is a seaming track bully.

Napier does go Napeshit. Tanked 70-odd off f*ck all to take the chavs to 183.

Meanwhile Fat Sam has bullied an ultra-quick double off 180-odd.

Meanwhile Worcs are totally shitting their load against Glamorgan's bogans.

Meaker continues to regress faster than he can bowl these days, after just one short winter spent with England's elite bowling coaches.

Yay.

Napeshit with the ball too

Pantsing our yams.

Newton Massacre still up your wizard sleeves, though.

Them yams aint be licked yet.

Aye, 'Newts' Newton is the 'new black'.