English Domestic Season (2014)

Sussex were 166/5, they're now 319/6. Gosh I'm surprised.

Oh, nice to see Fred's still a bit of a wanker. Gave Kohler-Cadmore some mean-faced mouth when he gated him. Good times. England recall? Would fit right in.

Brass Monkey wrote:Sussex were 166/5, they're now 319/6. Gosh I'm surprised.

This bloke Crook may not have Tait's pace, but he is equally penetrative.

Last year 'we' were calling him 'The Northants Botham'. This year 'we're' calling him 'The New Capel'.

Fark me Monkeh . . . WTF's with the Pants top order . . .

0 fer 2 after 2 overs agin Sussex!

0 for 3.

Shitting heck.

Pretty unfair of you both to mention it on two grounds:

1. Steve Magoffin (yes the Steve Magoffin) is taking the wickets - so hardly surprising.
2. Their last five wickets could only manage 250 runs @ 5rpo. So I'd hardly call it a flat track.

Out of trouble now.

11 - 4.

22/5. The fightback.

38/6 - I think we should declare now. We have enough.

65-7. Now TWO players have hit double figures. Riches indeed.

Steve Magoffin

9.4

- 4

- 8

- 5

Just as well he wasn't going for that extra half yard of pace.

Bloody hell . . . .
Steve Magoffin 9 - 4 - 8 - 5

5 fer 8 . . . will seriously bring down his bowling average.

Sorry Monkeh . . .

PS Whoops . . . Petey et moi on the same (wave)length - kinda like Magoffin right now

Brass Monkey wrote:Oh, nice to see Fred's still a bit of a wanker. Gave Kohler-Cadmore some mean-faced mouth when he gated him. Good times. England recall? Would fit right in.

Fred has worked retribution voodoo magic on Monkehh's team.

PeterCS wrote:
Fred has worked retribution voodoo magic on Monkehh's team.

Hmm, sorry to pull you up on logic but Northants can be so inexorably shit and such a f*cking embarrassment that it elicits equal parts anger, despair and mirth brave and talented AND Flintoff can be a wanker at the same time as each other.

Brass Monkey wrote:Oh, nice to see Fred's still a bit of a wanker. Gave Kohler-Cadmore some mean-faced mouth when he gated him. Good times. England recall? Would fit right in.

Well, it was losing the battle in terms of that sort of wankery that went a long way towards losing us the Ashes... once they sledged us into submission we crumbled. Perhaps we do need him back!

Voodoo? Logic?

Anyway, Pants doing better in their second effort. 71-3. Only 218 adrift.

Good point, beamer.

Though two wankeries (perhaps) only make a blight.

wow....being slaughtered by the MacMuffin is a real humiliation....he really is a dobber...alas Poor Monkeh...barracking for the Pants these days is akin to hoping for social justice

Magsy's always looked to bowl a good line and length and do just enough to nip out a few wickets ...no idea what speed he is bowling these days ...(there was about 20k's difference from what he bowled at club level to what he bowled for the wozzies) ...that type of bowling will always have a good day where ****** batsmen cant help missing balls on the stumps or nicking balls that should probably be left

I see my boy Rob Newton was able to avoid Magsy's destruction

embee wrote:
I see my boy Rob Newton was able to avoid Magsy's destruction

Gashing the place out ATM - averaging 27 this season. Plus he let a bonafide shitmuncher get him out. He's in the gash books with the rest of them.

embee wrote:Magsy's always looked to bowl a good line and length and do just enough to nip out a few wickets ... that type of bowling will always have a good day where ****** batsmen cant help missing balls on the stumps or nicking balls that should probably be left

Yep, he has165 wickets at 20 for Sussex according to that cricinfo county blog thing so it's no surprise what he did yesterday. Seems like an ideal bowler for county cricket.

He could have 30 wickets @ 80 for Sussex and it still wouldn't be a surprise that he rolled Northants.

Showing some real pride here, Northants. 94/5. Toughing it out. Could bat for a draw here.

The rain might be your 7th Cavalry.