English Domestic Season (2014)

Nick bloody Compton to the rescue for Zummmmmerzetttt - AGAIN!

Agggghhhhh ....

And, it seems, Mustard - after Stoneman and Richardson - for Durham.

Match Drawn . . . bloody Uxbridge track - worse than TB.

Compton's average for the match (out of interest) ....?   177
Well done the ex. Sexie . . . they could use him up at Trent Bridge instead of a certain left handed wanker of a "batsman".
I use the term batsman very loosely.

He uses the bat very loosely.

The Sticklebacks taking a bit of a pasting from Derbyshire's "Falcons" now, in the NatWorst 20T Ejac.

191 conceded off the 20.

They'll have to get their biff on.

Pears 175/6 off 20 at the Bearpit.

Pants have Zummerzett on the rack at the County Ground -
Zummers 29 - 2..... but .... Tresco still batting!

Hey guys - guess who is stinking out the domestic comp as we speak?

Looked a nasty one for Beddy yesterday, hopefully no long term damage?

They're not sure yet, but it looks an awful injury - blood gushing from your eye:

I mean, why did he even bother? They could have put up a cardboard cutout behind the stumps, batted a man short and still won. ...

Brass Monkey wrote:Hey guys - guess who is stinking out the domestic comp as we speak?

Yeah, good luck with that.

Brass Monkey wrote:They're not sure yet, but it looks an awful injury - blood gushing from your eye:

Sounds like broken nose and cut below the eye. Suppose less chance of a Boucher/Downton type injury from this sort of incident compared to a small sharp object like a flying bail. Although anything around the eye area can potentially cause some after effects in terms of vision which may be enough to impair if not necessarily end a career at the highest level, like with Andy Lloyd in the 80s (the only Test opener never to actually be out...)

Cheekbone as well. Still, at least he won't have to bat again. What with the gutless wonders they're facing surrendering like they were French

Brass Monkey wrote:They're not sure yet, but it looks an awful injury - blood gushing from your eye:

And that's what happens when you get a Willey in your visor.

Stay safe, kids.

Brass Monkey wrote:Hey guys - guess who is stinking out the domestic comp as we speak?

... absolutely no idea - you'll have to spell it out.

beamer wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:They're not sure yet, but it looks an awful injury - blood gushing from your eye:

Sounds like broken nose and cut below the eye. Suppose less chance of a Boucher/Downton type injury from this sort of incident compared to a small sharp object like a flying bail. Although anything around the eye area can potentially cause some after effects in terms of vision which may be enough to impair if not necessarily end a career at the highest level, like with Andy Lloyd in the 80s (the only Test opener never to actually be out...)

Ouch. Did Matt Prior pay the bowler after the game?

lardbucket wrote:
... absolutely no idea - you'll have to spell it out.

They no longer have a name. They're just called the Trannys Select XI.

To their credit, they all play in fetching blouses and pencil skirts.

lardbucket wrote:
Ouch. Did Matt Prior pay the bowler after the game?

Maybe paid him in jellybeans - the hit should've gone out on Jos Buttler.

Carn the Pants  . . . only400 ish to beat the Zummerzettians in four sessions....

Merlin wrote:Carn the Pants  . . . only400 ish to beat the Zummerzettians in four sessions....

104/5. I've run out of insults.

Second hundred of his career/season for Ozglish teenager Sam Hain.

And Monty's back in the Essex side. 1/31. Save us from Kerrigan, Monty...

I'm surprised you didn't mention Lewis Gregory, but I suppose it's like taking 8 2nd XI wickets....

No, I noted his efforts. Just quietly going about his business. 40* with the bat too.

Pears 80 odd ahead of the Foxes with eight wickets left. Almost certainly Ajmal's last game for us this season, so a win would be most handy!

1,000 runs in first class cricket for the run machine that is Daryl Mitchell