Re: Aus Federal Politics thread (XII)

[horace]

I thought she was either the short tailed asp in the libs garden or the gnome in a miniature water foruntain feature

[JGK]

Just spent the day in Canberra - seeing bureaucrats, staffers and pollies on some stuff.

I literally ran into Jackie Lambie in one of the cafes. I think she has the hots for me.

Was in the gallery for question time as well. Was reasonably fun - LBJ got peppered but when you dont actually have to answer the questions asked he wasn't hurt too much. They made a lot of reference to how grouse the hawke/Keating governments were and how crap the ALP is today.

Bronnie was in fine form. I almost got a boner out of respect for RD.

Clive sauntered in late and then sauntered out early having chatted to Wilkie and Bandt.

[horace]

urrkkkhhh...avoid the muttonchop Mr K

[JGK]

I don't actually know what that means h.

Meanwhile, it's slightly disturbing to read today Keating's revelation that Hawkey used to nude sunbathe at The Lodge while Ministers came to visit and wasn't embarrassed because of his Jackie Lambie friendly attributes.

[skully]

I literally ran into Jackie Lambie in one of the cafes.  I think she has the hots for me.
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Bronnie was in fine form.  I almost got a boner out of respect for RD.

A wee bit of gold there from MrK.

[skully]

Meanwhile, it's slightly disturbing to read today Keating's revelation that Hawkey used to nude sunbathe at The Lodge while Ministers came to visit and wasn't embarrassed because of his Jackie Lambie friendly attributes.

Er, I thought Hawke had a notoriously small dick. Bill Hayden clearly inferred so when Bob walked out of the shower when he visited him one time.

On reading Keating's musing, I think he agrees with Hayden. "Although he recalled jesting about the size of the prime minister's manhood, Mr Keating noted that after one such meeting Professor Evans had conceded that "it does take a certain chutzpah" to meet ministers in the nude."

Read more of the bitter old queen's views here: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/paul-keating-gives-blistering-critique-of-bob-hawke-20140827-1093n7.html#ixzz3BZzghRFF

[Big Dog]

Meanwhile, it's slightly disturbing to read today Keating's revelation that Hawkey used to nude sunbathe at The Lodge while Ministers came to visit and wasn't embarrassed because of his Jackie Lambie friendly attributes.

Er, I thought Hawke had a notoriously small dick. Bill Hayden clearly inferred so when Bob walked out of the shower when he visited him one time.

On reading Keating's musing, I think he agrees with Hayden. "Although he recalled jesting about the size of the prime minister's manhood, Mr Keating noted that after one such meeting Professor Evans had conceded that "it does take a certain chutzpah" to meet ministers in the nude."

Read more of the bitter old queen's views here: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/paul-keating-gives-blistering-critique-of-bob-hawke-20140827-1093n7.html#ixzz3BZzghRFF

I seem to recall Larry Pickering gave him a generous rendering.

[lardbucket]

Was that one of the calendars?

'Careful - they're starkers'

[Big Dog]

Was that one of the calendars?

'Careful - they're starkers'

Yep.

[skully]

Had a look at the images from that calendar. Hawkey would've been very chuffed with the schlong Larry gave him!!!

[horace]

I don't actually know what that means h.

Meanwhile, it's slightly disturbing to read today Keating's revelation that Hawkey used to nude sunbathe at The Lodge while Ministers came to visit and wasn't embarrassed because of his Jackie Lambie friendly attributes.

lambie is more mutton dressed as lamb

[horace]

I see the MM popped in to visit some cancer sufferers at peter mac in Melb...and oh by the way also hosted a fascist fund raiser while in Melbourne...claiming it all as a legit expenses...what a low life nest lining grub

[G.Wood]

Had a look at the images from that calendar. Hawkey would've been very chuffed with the schlong Larry gave him!!!

Weren't the two of them mates? I'm survey hawker would have talked Lozano into making him look impressive

[skully]

That would explain it nicely. All reports are that the old buzzard is a tiddler.

[Bradman]

How do you judge small though? We can't all be Ron Jeremy.

[skully]

Indeed, Q, and it's not my judgment. Bill Hayden and Paul Keating have been quoted as judging the digit in question, due to Hawkey's propensity for strolling about in the nudie.

[Bradman]

Strange man. Hard to belive he's the Rhodes scholar and not the rock band manager.

[JGK]

You couldn't make this stuff up:

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/health-services-union-whistleblower-kathy-jackson-asks-not-to-be-crossexamined-by-lawyer-with-whom-she-had-sex-20140828-109f7c.html

[lardbucket]

Had a look at the images from that calendar. Hawkey would've been very chuffed with the schlong Larry gave him!!!

My recollection is that it was several metres long, and that it was seeking out the dregs in the bottom of a discarded beer can

[lardbucket]

You couldn't make this stuff up:

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/health-services-union-whistleblower-kathy-jackson-asks-not-to-be-crossexamined-by-lawyer-with-whom-she-had-sex-20140828-109f7c.html

'"I recall he lived near the cemetery and had a barber's chair in his lounge".

Envious; some blokes just have everything you could ever need to pull birds.

[horace]

went to a lecture from Noel Pearson last night.

he is intent on reconciling traditional english thought (esp Burke) that underpins traditional western conservaism, conservationists and the relationship Indigenous peoples have with land, history and culture.

[JGK]

Had a look at the images from that calendar. Hawkey would've been very chuffed with the schlong Larry gave him!!!

My recollection is that it was several metres long, and that it was seeking out the dregs in the bottom of a discarded beer can

Richo's take on Hawkey today:

I vividly recall what the Hawke staff called “shower patrol” when you were called to a meeting with the great man who conducted the conversation while showering. It took years of therapy for me to be able to talk about it publicly.

[Big Dog]

went to a lecture from Noel Pearson last night.

he is intent on reconciling traditional english thought (esp Burke) that underpins traditional western conservaism, conservationists and the relationship Indigenous peoples have with land, history and culture.

You lead such an exciting life.

[horace]

World Congress of Families now missing Pope Andrews and assorrted other pollies...apparently because some hunker down mob called "Catch the Fire Ministries" are sponsoring the meeting....whatever happened to ecumenical dialogue - espesh since they all seem to oppose gays, abortion, divorce

[JGK]

Good to see the govt taking the same no tolerance approach to Christian extremists as they do for Muslim extremists.

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