Aus Federal Politics thread (XII)

[horace]

ScoMo speaks
1 in forked tongue?
2 with silver tongue?
3 or many?

[JGK]

I'd take ScoMo as PM. The Libs would shit in with him at the helm. A hard man who knows how to handle himself in the media.

Anyone watching the new season of House of Cards? Quite a parallel to Aus politics. New President's approval ratings down inside 12 months in office, so has to spend all his time dealing with leadership stuff rather than governing. Of course, it also parallels the 6 years under Krudd-Gillard-Krudd.

I reckon Frydenburg is pretty good too.

[skully]

I think he's perceived as way too young at this stage.

[skully]

ScoMo speaks
1 in forked tongue?
2 with silver tongue?
3 or many?

Unlike your crush, Christine Medusa Milne. She has 21 forked tongues - hers plus one for each snake in her hair.

[JGK]

I think he's perceived as way too young at this stage.

He's only 3 years younger than ScoMo.

[horace]

ScoMo speaks
1 in forked tongue?
2 with silver tongue?
3 or many?

Unlike your crush, Christine Medusa Milne. She has 21 forked tongues - hers plus one for each snake in her hair.

Haha...I cannot recall ever making a favorable statement about the Greens, here or elsewhere....would not recognise Milne if she popped up in scuba gear in a large glass of plonk.

Am busy organising my campaign against cyclopaths which will include trying to get my local federal and state MPs to come out and support...I want speed humps in bike lanes, registration of bikes and rigorous enforcement of road rules...unforch for the MPs they are both Greens and I am about to be their nightmare.

[JGK]

SO  Abbott's sending more young Aussies to their potential deaths in Iraq.

All announced in a Press Conference with 8 Australian flags.

[Henry]

Do the Libs realise that their boost in the polls is because those polled were anticipating a new PM within the next couple of weeks?

[embee]

Trev

you need to stop drinking the kool-aid

it was more likely a rogue poll

[horace]

8 flags is a new record. last refuge of the scoundrel etc..

wonder when the MM will start wrapping himself in the flag a la Hanson...or maybe he can get a lycra cycling suit covered in flags

[embee]

just copying this guy

[skully]

SO  Abbott's sending more young Aussies to their potential deaths in Iraq.

Sometimes bad things happen when you try to do good. Look at the Sydney Harbour Bridge."

At least the 5 electrical apprentices didn't have to leave Australia to die for their country.

[JGK]

SO  Abbott's sending more young Aussies to their potential deaths in Iraq.

Sometimes bad things happen when you try to do good. Look at the Sydney Harbour Bridge."

At least the 5 electrical apprentices didn't have to leave Australia to die for their country.

Stoopid Tory, way to miss the point

[skully]

Stoopid Pinko - way to be pointless.

[horace]

lets be fair - equal points to the Houses of Skullerin and JGKdore...no points to Huffintaips

[skully]

I think he's perceived as way too young at this stage.

He's only 3 years younger than ScoMo.

But ScoMo doesn't look like he's just attended his bar mitzvah.

[horace]

hmmn 'spose there is not much difference between some of the crazed sci fi beliefs and mass hysteria of Pentecostals who speak in tongues and writhe on the ground (by themselves it seems - nb RD take note no sock allowed) and folk like the current PM who believe virgins can give birth and in the dad, the kid and the holy gin bottle

[skully]

&

sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g

[horace]

hehehe...way too attractive to look at the likes of me!

Am worried Mr S that you secretly hanker for Ms Milne...maybe you could share a damned cycling tour to and from a conference of naturalists?

must get back to my letters...the greens are as loopy as the brown shirts and prolly even more dangerous....at least the MM and his goon frontbench understand class warfare...the Greens are class denialists

[skully]

Careful you don't stick your old fella into one of those wrinkles in her face, h, you might not see it again.

[Blackadder]

Careful you don't stick your old fella into one of those wrinkles in her face, h, you might not see it again.

Personal experience with that problem?

[skully]

Er, what? Her wrinkles are so numerous and deep...etc, etc. h moves in Fed Gov bureaucratic circles and has allegedly been seen shadowing (and drooling over) the Medusa regularly recently.

[lardbucket]

The Green Gorgon has a face etched by disappointment and bitterness, not age. They're not laugh lines.

[skully]

Indeed. The most hateful miserable piece of work to darken the doors of Fed parliament ever.

[embee]

Dont be SHY

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