Corona Virus

Nath wrote:

skully wrote:Jesus H. Crikey - 428 new cases in Vic (as h alluded).

Just shows what a great job Aus did first time around when this plague reached our shores.

Alas, stoopidity and complacency has created a massive 2nd wave.

And I see 6 Vics have now tragically passed away since Red's smug post looking to favourably compare the Housing Commission tower lockdown to the Ruby Princess debacle. Alas there will be many more.

How many cases now in this Vic 2nd wave? Must be upwards of 2000.

it's 3221 so far this month, and 1919 in the last 7 days

Thanks Nath.

at least the numbers went down today, but the stories of stupidity still seem to grow

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/melbourne-man-drives-32km-for-butter-chicken-gets-1652-fine-from-police/news-story/251cf10e7e3f3c66d644fb08c935207e

Perth in WESTERN AUSTRALIA VISITOR'S ALERT!!!

FYI: For anyone wanting to visiting Perth in Western Australia We're doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing at our rivers, lakes this summer, I think you should know that black ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a wetter than usual spring.

Quokkas have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

The poison oak has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had drop bear sightings at every park and town.

We have 28 Parrots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Echidnas "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got SHITLOADS of murder hornets.

And I’m pretty sure all Kangaroo owners have released them into the streets of our towns.

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE...
and we also have NO TOILET PAPER!!

But WA still 'deserve' the GF according to this morning's local fish-wrapper....

Another 275 cases in Vomitville. When will the peak finally come?

It will take a week to a fortnight for the latest vomit lockdown to have an effect

Fred Nerk wrote:But WA still 'deserve' the GF according to this morning's local fish-wrapper....

you must be the only person who reads the local budgie poo catcher

embee wrote:It will take a week to a fortnight for the latest vomit lockdown to have an effect

they hope...

embee wrote:

Fred Nerk wrote:But WA still 'deserve' the GF according to this morning's local fish-wrapper....

you must be the only person who reads the local budgie poo catcher

Fell over it by accident on the SBM....double de-sanitised afterwards

500 new cases and 200 people walkabout in qld. You Vic's certainly know how to drop adog turd on multiple doorsteps. Pala shit may as well just strike while the turd is still warm and reclose the borders before the thing further affects spiville.

Idiot Vixen are taking us down with them...

JGK wrote:Idiot Vixen are taking us down with them...

Let's hope your woofing skills hold up here, man.

Jesus!!!! 459 new cases and 10 deaths in Bleak City!!!

When is this 2nd wave gonna turn around??

Sydney is still bumbling along with around 10 new cases a day but you get the feeling it is going to explode like Melbourne.

I've taken to wearing a mask again when I have to venture to the shops.

skully wrote:Jesus!!!! 459 new cases and 10 deaths in Bleak City!!!

When is this 2nd wave gonna turn around??

Sydney is still bumbling along with around 10 new cases a day but you get the feeling it is going to explode like Melbourne.

I've taken to wearing a mask again when I have to venture to the shops.

I'm certain the lockdown will be extended. it's just a case of whether it will be extended and tightened.

I live in area of Melbourne virtually COVID free but the selfish idiots in the northern and western suburbs keep spreading it.

And you get boobs like this.

"Woman films herself refusing to wear a face mask in Victoria shopping centre during argument with police.

A heated exchange has taken place in a Victorian shopping centre after an apparent conspiracy theorist refused to answer questions from Victoria Police when she was stopped for not wearing a face mask.
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The increasingly agitated woman can then be heard threatening to sue police for “armed kidnapping” if they try to arrest her."

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Ferkin idiots indeed.

skully wrote:And you get boobs like this.

"Woman films herself refusing to wear a face mask in Victoria shopping centre during argument with police.

A heated exchange has taken place in a Victorian shopping centre after an apparent conspiracy theorist refused to answer questions from Victoria Police when she was stopped for not wearing a face mask.
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The increasingly agitated woman can then be heard threatening to sue police for “armed kidnapping” if they try to arrest her."

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Ferkin idiots indeed.

bloody Karens are everywhere!

Never been an advocate but know a few slow barristers who have tried some unsuccessful but legendary hail Marys. "Armed kidnapping" should go down in jurisprudence folklore.

Covid-19 is now killing over 1,000 Yanks every day.

This plague will surely bring down Trump, with just 100 days to the election.

You'd think a campaign add running 24/7 showing bulldozers and mass graves in NYC might be cheap and effective though pretty bloody tacky.

Not to mention the refrigerated semi-trailers full of bodies.

skully wrote:Covid-19 is now killing over 1,000 Yanks every day.

This plague will surely bring down Trump, with just 100 days to the election.

If only the deaths affected his supporters preferentially

Another 532 new cases in Vomitville overnight - a new record. Also 6 more deaths. [sigh]