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Well, at least the frosts seem to be gone for a while - in late May - but e.g. at Wantage Rd:
Northants v Lancs, 4 days, 34 overs.
Might as well have bowl-outs to decide the CC.
Northants v Lancs, 4 days, 34 overs.
Might as well have bowl-outs to decide the CC.
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Notts win again, despite the weather! Worcs bowled out twice in less than 90 overs.
9 points clear of the Chavs at the top of the group with a game in hand... and that’s following back-to-back winless seasons in red ball cricket.
9 points clear of the Chavs at the top of the group with a game in hand... and that’s following back-to-back winless seasons in red ball cricket.
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We can't bat for toffee at the moment and our bowling is toothless.
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Toothless? Maybe the bowling was chewing too much of the toffee the batting couldn't win? ...
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Marcus Harris continued his good form - 185 in a successful run chase.
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WideWally wrote:Marcus Harris continued his good form - 185 in a successful run chase.
Poms trying to play him into the Test team?
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Clearly.
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Well, I don’t suppose it makes too much difference which openers you go with really (same probably applies to us!)
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Will Jacks with a 15-ball 50 for Surrey in the T20, third-fastest in the English competition.
He once hit a 25-ball century in a pre-season T10 match, believed to be the fastest ever in any match between two professional teams.
He once hit a 25-ball century in a pre-season T10 match, believed to be the fastest ever in any match between two professional teams.
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Jimmy Anderson takes his 1000th FC wicket, in a spell of 7-19 as Lancashire bowled Kent out for 74. Darren Stevens (who else?) top scored with 19…
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Did he take it with the legendary McGarnagle?
Whatever happened to the Anderson cycle?
Whatever happened to the Anderson cycle?
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That or the Scented Panda Hammer… will have to dig FB’s finest hour out to mark the occasion!
The Anderson Cycle switch got stuck on “good” about 10 years ago, despite repeated Australian attempts to send out a repairman to reactivate Jimmy Bage mode.
The Anderson Cycle switch got stuck on “good” about 10 years ago, despite repeated Australian attempts to send out a repairman to reactivate Jimmy Bage mode.
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Found it on Reddit, reposted late last year!
We know who wrote it, anyway…
This was a fan comment published by Cricinfo during a rain affected game between South Africa and Australia. The fan had written the ball by ball commentary for an imaginary over, in the style of Cricinfo commentators.
36.1 Anderson to Ponting, no run, A JAFFA! Full, swings late, Ponting lurches like an inebriated pensioner on a skateboard, somehow the ball evades bat, gloves, stumps and everything.
After 45 balls, Ponting's still not off the mark. And he's not likely to be any time soon if Anderson keeps bowling these cluster-bombs of high jaffery.
36.2 Anderson to Ponting, no run, A SNORTER!!! Straight out of Snortsville, Carolina, Ponting is left fumbling around for his reading glasses by a short ball that reared up like a gay ostrich and pecked at his grill. Anderson follows through with a few choice words. Lip readers among you might have made out "hermaphrodite".
36.3 Anderson to Ponting, no run, THE McGARNAGLE!!!! Oooh, Jimmy's delving deep into his box of tricks today! Ponting wrongly plays for the away swing and is left looking a real casserole of nonsense by the McGarnagle, which cuts him in half and then quarters and then just keeps on chopping until his mutilated corpse is nothing more than a squinty pulp. England appeal for something, but the umpire is too traumatised by what he's witnessed to react.
36.4 Anderson to Ponting, no run, AN ABSOLUTE CLINTON!!!!!! What is happening out there? Curves in awkwardly, almost at right angles, and Ponting wears it on the chest. Clinton residue all over his shirt. That'll never wash out. England still banging at the door, but so far, no cigar.
What an over this is from Anderson. Four balls. Four brutes. Four Weddings is on TV tonight, I noticed while reading the paper over breakfast. Slice of melon and gram of coke, in case you were wondering.
36.5 Anderson to Ponting, no run, A SCENTED PANDA HAMMER!!!!!!! WHOAHZERS!!!!! That seemed to swing in at least three directions. Is that even possible?! Ricky can't lay a bat on it and - oh, he's down! And up again! Staggering! And down again! And up! Completely bamboozled, he seems to not know where he is. OH MY GOD!! Ponting has taken off his shirt and one of his shoes and is just shambling around the field. Is he crying? Some of the England boys are trying to help him but he's thrashing his bat at them and growling. Hello, what's this? Ever the opportunist, Kevin Pietersen tries to take advantage of Ponting's walkabout by shying at the stumps but misses by three yards. And that's gone for four. But the umpires are signalling dead ball. It's chaos.
The Aussie team doctor is on the pitch now, along with the physio and the mascot, Steve Smith. They seem to be calming Ponting down, showing him pictures of his family. Yes, there's some recognition there. His marbles are on the way back. WHOAHNNO, there they go again!! A picture of his kids has thrown him back over the edge like some kind of demented lifebelt. He's spinning on the spot (a nice homage to the Tasmanian Devil) furiously, screaming "little Ricky people!!!" from what I can make out on the stump mic. This is awkward. The team fertility consultant's on the field now. I guess he's about to explain where babies come from. This is going to get worse before it gets better...
The umpires call drinks.
And we're back. Apparently the website went down for the duration of what will surely be referred to in all the papers tomorrow as "The Incident", for which we apologise, but with Ian Bell having been taken into protective custody, the sacrificed lamb's blood mopped up from the square, the affected part of the Joe Mangle Stand quarantined and Dr. Susan something Greek-sounding now acting as Ponting's runner and/or life coach, James Anderson's at his mark ready to complete what has thus far been a very interesting over.
36.6 Anderson to Ponting, FOUR, BUM GRAVY. After all that, Jimmy loses his line and spaffs one miles down the leg side. Prior makes a valiant dive, but unfortunately in the wrong direction. Four byes, and a slightly anticlimaxtic end to the over.
Andrew is telling me that anticlimaxtic isn't a word. But he tried to slip refuddle past me in a game of strip Scrabble the other day, so our bond of trust isn't in the healthiest state at present. Anticlimaxtic a word? E:mails to the usual address. We'll get to the bottom of this by tea."
It's the best fan comment I have ever seen on Cricinfo. Unfortunately, no one knows the writer behind it because it was submitted by someone who said his friend wrote it.
Also interesting to note that it refers to Steve Smith as the team mascot. Funny how that turned out.
We know who wrote it, anyway…
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Anyone else in a state of nervous anticipation ahead of the start of The Hundred? No, me neither.
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Things not getting much better for James Bracey… 48 byes conceded in an innings alongside scores of 0 and 8 last week, captaining Gloucestershire against Hampshire.
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48 byes?? Sweet Jesus, was he keeping blindfolded??
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I don’t know, might have been an improvement if he was…
The innings totalled 81 extras (20 no-balls, 11 leg-byes and 2 wides). 99 is apparently the FC world record excluding penalty runs.
The innings totalled 81 extras (20 no-balls, 11 leg-byes and 2 wides). 99 is apparently the FC world record excluding penalty runs.
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beamer wrote:I don’t know, might have been an improvement if he was…
The innings totalled 81 extras (20 no-balls, 11 leg-byes and 2 wides). 99 is apparently the FC world record excluding penalty runs.
Good potential Test triv ... does Kamran Akmal feature highly on the list of sieves?
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He doesn’t feature on the list of keepers to have conceded 25 byes in a Test innings. Probably because most of them were scored as no-ballslardbucket wrote:beamer wrote:I don’t know, might have been an improvement if he was…
The innings totalled 81 extras (20 no-balls, 11 leg-byes and 2 wides). 99 is apparently the FC world record excluding penalty runs.
Good potential Test triv ... does Kamran Akmal feature highly on the list of sieves?
A certain Yarpom Big Cheese is the only man with three entries on the list.
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Nasser Hussain is looking a lot like Monty Burns
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The under-the-radar One-Day Cup brought a rare trophy to Wales, as a captain’s knock from Carlson helped Glamorgan checkmate Durham.
Marks the centenary of their first-class debut, and they become the final one of the 18 counties to win a major knockout competition (though given this was played at Trent Bridge, they remain the only county never to have won a Lord’s final!)
Marks the centenary of their first-class debut, and they become the final one of the 18 counties to win a major knockout competition (though given this was played at Trent Bridge, they remain the only county never to have won a Lord’s final!)
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Hoges beat Bangers
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embee wrote:Nasser Hussain is looking a lot like Monty Burns
"Excellent"
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It’s all going south in the T20, with Sussex, Hampshire and Somerset through to Finals Day. Kent could join them if they can see off Birmingham Bears aka Warwickshire, who are the last hope from north of the Thames…
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