Re: AFL 2008 thread

by Fred Nerk Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:37

Little Melbourne Paper For Stupid People

by Nath Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:40

skully wrote:
Nath wrote:
skully wrote:How long is Ling gonna be out for?

at least 4 matches.
And Ablett?

already ruled out this week.

by ten years after Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:56

Fred Nerk wrote:Little Melbourne Paper For Stupid People

Obvious really, dunno why i didn't see that instantly.

by embee Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:00

Fred Nerk wrote:If any of those 6 reports had been unsustained it wouldn't have taken 7 minutes for you to remind us.

And guess where I got those numbers from in the first place. One clue: you bagged him four posts ago without mentioning it.

Fred

If I had read it earlier than 6.5 minutes after you posted I wouldnt have taken 7 minutes to reply

Walls will enjoy putting the boots into Solomon as he fits his two favourite targets ...Player from a non-Victorian club with an Essendon background ...

If you care to remember some of the MRP and Tribunals work over the last two years you'll see what I'm saying about the reports ...Mostly for "over zealous" play ...

I'm not denying Solly deserved the suspensions or a big penalty for this hit ...just that the raw stats dont tell the full story

by horace Wed 16 Jul 2008, 02:45

Nath wrote:
skully wrote:
Nath wrote:
skully wrote:How long is Ling gonna be out for?

at least 4 matches.
And Ablett?

already ruled out this week.

but ablett's injury (an ankle) was unrelated to the incident that led to the report of the shocker player

by embee Wed 16 Jul 2008, 03:44

Which woman best represents each AFL team

ADELAIDE CROWS: JULIA ROBERTS
Big in the 1990s but done nothing lately?

BRISBANE LIONS: Pamela Anderson
Best and only asset is upfront

CARLTON BLUES: NAOMI CAMPBELL
Struts around like a winner but behaves like a loser

COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES: BELINDA NEAL
Arrogant b***h who thinks the world revolves around her

ESSENDON BOMBERS: SHARON STONE
Once the hottest name in the 'biz, now just a fading force

FREMANTLE DOCKERS: CASEY DONOVAN
Seemed like a good idea at the time, now no-one is buying her sh*t

GEELONG CATS: NATALIE BASSINGTHWAITE
A star after years as a bit player

HAWTHORN HAWKS: JESSICA ALBA
Hot Hot Hot

MELBOURNE DEMONS: LINDSAY LOHAN
A miracle she is still alive

NORTH MELBOURNE KANGAROOS: KIM (FROM KATH & KIM)
Deluded and incapable of living without the intensive support of others.
Would fit right in on the Gold Coast.

PORT ADELAIDE POWER: BRITNEY SPEARS
Once had the world at her fingertips. Now can`t even remember to wear her underwear in public and is a failure on the home front.

RICHMOND TIGERS: JANE FONDA
A legend in the 60s/70s but you wouldn`t touch her in 2008

ST KILDA SAINTS: RICKI LEE COULTER
Promises a lot but never delivers

SYDNEY SWANS: CATE BLANCHETT
Used to be boring but has become interesting again

WEST COAST EAGLES: AMY WINEHOUSE
Enough said

WESTERN BULLDOGS: LINDSAY DAVENPORT
Unflashy, no nonsense gritty competitor

by horace Wed 16 Jul 2008, 04:07

lol...tho jane fonda could certainly act better than most of the others....must have been the influence on her of Kevin (Hungry) Bartlett who was famous for staging for free kicks...

ironic that the one who really cheaped the rules in his day now controls the rules of the game

by skully Wed 16 Jul 2008, 05:58

Hehehe, that's gold, Assassin. Who should it be credited to? Big Footy? A witty writer for one of the scandal rags?

by Zat Wed 16 Jul 2008, 06:03

ten years after wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:
Zat wrote:But I thought Victorian footy was in terminal decline. At least that's what I saw every time I picked up the Herald Sun from 2001 to 2006...

Serve you right for picking up the LMPFSP in the first place.

Not sure what an LMPFSP is but any paper that thinks Andrew Bolt is a political analyst is obviously going to struggle with basic concepts on any subject.

At least I wasn't buying it.

by Zat Wed 16 Jul 2008, 06:04

A classic, mb, and kudos to you for not changing the Casey Donovan reference for the Dockers.

by embee Wed 16 Jul 2008, 06:22

I got it via email this morning , Skully ...and the person who sent it to me has no idea about AFL so they didn't write it

...and Jane Fonda is a NILF

by Zat Wed 16 Jul 2008, 06:26

embee wrote:...and Jane Fonda is a NILF

I assume the lady assassin isn't anywhere near the forum atm.

by embee Wed 16 Jul 2008, 06:37

She has her obsessions I have to put up with ...

by Zat Wed 16 Jul 2008, 06:44

Sage.

by Ross Fri 18 Jul 2008, 05:14

Collingwood, Geelong, Essendon, Brisbane, Hawthorn, Carlton, Adelaide, Melbourne

by horace Fri 18 Jul 2008, 05:16

hehehehe...fipping the filth Ross?

by Zat Fri 18 Jul 2008, 13:03

Oh, the Pies are getting a right royal rogering from the Roos atm. Who was ity predicting the maggies for a GF not so long ago? No way, they're gobshite.

by Nath Fri 18 Jul 2008, 13:30

sucked in Collingwood ! Very Happy

by Ross Sat 19 Jul 2008, 08:03

Bulldogs barely put up a whimper in the second half.

You're next, Nath.

by Nath Sat 19 Jul 2008, 09:31

Ross wrote:
You're next, Nath.

we're doomed!

by Nath Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:56

We're doomed, even more so after tonights fadeout. Sad

by JGK Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:11

Very exciting game today between Swans and Blues. CAn't believe the Swans won to be honest.

by skully Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:32

JGK wrote:Very exciting game today between Swans and Blues. CAn't believe the Swans won to be honest.

Well that's farked Zat for the week. He won't show up here to avoid horrie's gloating!! Very Happy

by Ross Fri 25 Jul 2008, 05:58

Geelong, Essendon, St Kilda, Richmond, Sydney, Port, North, Bulldogs

by horace Fri 25 Jul 2008, 06:44

Ross wrote:Geelong, Essendon, St Kilda, Richmond, Sydney, Port, North, Bulldogs

mine exactly

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