Should Eng keep or dump Stuart Broad?

JKLever wrote:Please tell me you're jesting.... about the Sales tattoo.

Nah, he's not, i've seen it....

Sort of like this:

If I was going for a David Sales tattoo it would probably be from his mid 1990s peak when Coneheads was still a box office hit, and his partnership with Scott Styris was still rocking.

Surprised no-one has shown space mumps from Red Dwarf. Although to be fair that's more like Rikki Clarke's forehead than anything else.

Bit harsh, Gaz.

Anyway, yeah, he's clouting in more the mid-wicket region, in whites but you get my drift.

I like ugly sportsmen - that's why I don't mind Wayne Rooney as much as some people - much better someone with a potato head leading the line than someone like Beckham who winces out of challenges and spends half an hour in the changing room Brylcreaming himelf.

That's the route of Broad's problems I think, too many photoshoots and not enough Trott like pursuit of excellence.

Broad's just done an advert for Maximuscle, thank you very much. That's manly enough. Thank you very much.

Yeah, i've seen it:

Before:


After:

You can see the difference, you really can. I've been looking for a new meathead supplement. I've found it.

GordoninPortsmouth - quality forummer, where teh eff is he now?

AS Zog would say, "where's the IDGAF option?"

You can exercise it by not commenting in this thread skulls...........

What?

S does not offer comment or opinion or require the use of reason...S is a force of nature

GiP was a quality forumer. This place is far the worse for his absence.

Agreed.

Shame he's disappeared. It wasn't even a flounce. He was posting occasionally and just became more infrequent until he stopped altogether.

And yet, verbal vomiters like Batty keep returning to crap on...

For all we know Gordoninportsmouth is now Gordoninheaven or Gordoninjail.

We had this conversation a few days ago.

Or Gordoninbournemouth?

Or Gordoniamstandingrightbehindyouandiamgoingtorapeyourface

Or Gordoningordon,nebraska?

Or maybe Gordoningopher?

Gordoninramsey,cambs?

Gordoninthebottomofabottleofbombaysapphire?

Nah, f*ck it, whatever wit was resonant in me is now a husk of crap.

Brass Monkey wrote:Or Gordoniamstandingrightbehindyouandiamgoingtorapeyourface

I don't know why, but this made me laugh. Maybe because it's funny.

That's kind of you Jill, but this old goat can't be cheered up with well meaning white lies - you probably said that because of the above depressed remark. I've lost it and you know it.