English county season 2008 (V)

PearlJ wrote:We are getting pwned by Solanki. But I suppose he's a nice batsmen to be pwned by.

Though Chris Martin would suffice . . .

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:

PearlJ wrote:We are getting pwned by Solanki. But I suppose he's a nice batsmen to be pwned by.

Though Chris Martin would suffice . . .

He looks like getting a ton before Lunch. How depressing

Solanki gets a ton before lunch. Well played.

I thought the Worcs comms were having an orgasm the way they were carrying on.

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Graham 'best thing since sliced bread' Napier in to bat for the chavs...

Chavs

Hows Notting 'gun' these days ?

Looks like a dodgy pitch at Sarfend, points penalty coming our way....

JKLever wrote:

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Graham 'best thing since sliced bread' Napier in to bat for the chavs...

Chavs

Hows Notting 'gun' these days ?

Looks like a dodgy pitch at Sarfend, points penalty coming our way....

Southend is an absolute minefield. I remember we destroyed you there last year.

Chelmsford is getting refurbished next year so we'll have to play most of our cricket at Southend next season.

Has any team ever finished on minus points?

JKLever wrote:Chelmsford is getting refurbished next year so we'll have to play most of our cricket at Southend next season.

Has any team ever finished on minus points?

Might help you get promoted. If you don't get there this season.

JKLever wrote:

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Graham 'best thing since sliced bread' Napier in to bat for the chavs...

Chavs

Hows Notting 'gun' these days ?

Looks like a dodgy pitch at Sarfend, points penalty coming our way....

Same as ever - every day I count my lucky stars that none of the half dozen or so gang related firearms incidents in the City all year have resulted in me being pumped full of lead.

Nottingham is full of chavs. Ram packed. One of the chavviest places in the country.

Brass Monkey wrote:Nottingham is full of chavs. Ram packed. One of the chavviest places in the country.

Shhhhhhhhhhh.

(Hard to deny it.)

Nottingham's a beautiful place. I walked through the town centre yesterday morning, and was more alarmed by the number of foreigners than Chavs. I've nothing against immigrants, but I find their excitable, foreign chatter to be quite intimidating when they're walking past you looking at you with their "we eat lads like you in our country" eyes.

It's neither better nor worse than other major English cities. I frequently visit the darker parts and have yet to be shot. Stabbed, maybe, but only six times .

Brass Monkey wrote:Nottingham is full of chavs. Ram packed. One of the chavviest places in the country.

Aye, but as we have both discussed, full of a fairly decent level of quality bintage! Its only saving grace may I add!

Augustus wrote:Nottinghamshire is a beautiful place.

Fixed

JKLever wrote:

Augustus wrote:South Nottinghamshire is a beautiful place.

Fixed

Fixed again. Properly.

I think Nott'num's pretty beautiful.

As Chasney says, stacks of birds at the uni too. Phwoarsie.

Arse.

Wagger gone at t'Bridge to the big galoot.

22/2.

Looks like we're not going to threaten our highest 1st innings total at Trent Bridge this season (251 I think), and the 6 bonus batting points from 5 games, will become 6 from 6.

Could prove crucial come the end of September . . .

Brass Monkey wrote:I think Nott'num's pretty beautiful.

As Chasney says, stacks of birds at the uni too. Phwoarsie.

Nottingham is a toilet.

seasider wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I think Nott'num's pretty beautiful.

As Chasney says, stacks of birds at the uni too. Phwoarsie.

Nottingham is a toilet.

Seasider has 'OverdeBridgophobia'.

A common affliction amongst West Bridgfordians who find themselves in a panicked state of shivers, hot flushes and cold sweats at the thought of crossing Trent Bridge from our leafy 'burb, and into the bright lights of the big city.

Stumps pulled already at Headingley. Must be darn wet in dirty Leeds.

Worcs march on to 250-1 off just 47 overs.

Has there ever been a worse attack in County cricket than this current Gloucestershire shower of sheet?

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Stumps pulled already at Headingley. Must be darn wet in dirty Leeds.

Worcs march on to 250-1 off just 47 overs.

Has there ever been a worse attack in County cricket than this current Gloucestershire shower of sheet?

Derbyshoite's???

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:

seasider wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I think Nott'num's pretty beautiful.

As Chasney says, stacks of birds at the uni too. Phwoarsie.

Nottingham is a toilet.

Seasider has 'OverdeBridgophobia'.

A common affliction amongst West Bridgfordians who find themselves in a panicked state of shivers, hot flushes and cold sweats at the thought of crossing Trent Bridge from our leafy 'burb, and into the bright lights of the big city.

Forgive me, but for how many years have you actually lived within the boundaries of Nottingham City Council?

holcs wrote:

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Stumps pulled already at Headingley. Must be darn wet in dirty Leeds.

Worcs march on to 250-1 off just 47 overs.

Has there ever been a worse attack in County cricket than this current Gloucestershire shower of sheet?

Derbyshoite's???

At some point perhaps, but not just now.

Langeveldt, Wagg and Clare beat that Bristol mob hands down IMO.

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:

holcs wrote:

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Stumps pulled already at Headingley. Must be darn wet in dirty Leeds.

Worcs march on to 250-1 off just 47 overs.

Has there ever been a worse attack in County cricket than this current Gloucestershire shower of sheet?

Derbyshoite's???

At some point perhaps, but not just now.

Langeveldt, Wagg and Clare beat that Bristol mob hands down IMO.

He is farking pump!!!!!

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Stumps pulled already at Headingley. Must be darn wet in dirty Leeds.

Worcs march on to 250-1 off just 47 overs.

Has there ever been a worse attack in County cricket than this current Gloucestershire shower of sheet?

Fark off.

Lewis and Kirby are a very fine opening attack.

It's just our rubbish part-timers that have to fill in the rest of the overs.

holcs wrote:

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:

holcs wrote:

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Stumps pulled already at Headingley. Must be darn wet in dirty Leeds.

Worcs march on to 250-1 off just 47 overs.

Has there ever been a worse attack in County cricket than this current Gloucestershire shower of sheet?

Derbyshoite's???

At some point perhaps, but not just now.

Langeveldt, Wagg and Clare beat that Bristol mob hands down IMO.

He is farking pump!!!!!

Not denying that, but look at the Gloucs attack!

And that was the comparison . . .