Re: The Olympics Thread

by PearlJ Thu 14 Aug 2008, 01:42

JKLever wrote:That's like saying.... 'we've got Ian Bell'

Er... we have Brett Emerton too. And Tim Cahill Razz

by JGK Thu 14 Aug 2008, 01:49

Did we all see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKI79stWL64

by PearlJ Thu 14 Aug 2008, 01:55

JGK wrote:Did we all see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKI79stWL64

I have now. I wish I hadn't. Why did they show so many angles?!?!

Love the comms though.... 'That's just awful' Laughing

by horace Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:06

JKLever wrote:That's like saying.... 'we've got Ian Bell'

jkl in humungous nsr shocker

by JGK Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:08

Silver to Aust in the mens 200m breast stroke.

by Paul Keating Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:19

Libby Lenton qualifies for the 100 free due to a disqualification in semi two.

by horace Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:20

stoopid china girl left the blocks a fortnight early

by JGK Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:24

Paul Keating wrote:Libby Lenton qualifies for the 100 free due to a disqualification in semi two.

FFS that was close.

by lardbucket Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:28

horace wrote:stoopid china girl left the blocks a fortnight early

Won't please her masters. Transplant queue about to get a little shorter ...

by horace Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:33

gene pool improvements!

by Paul Keating Thu 14 Aug 2008, 03:58

Had a bet on Vandenhoogenban to get a place in the 100 free. What a bluddy waste of money that was.

by horace Thu 14 Aug 2008, 04:19

Paul Keating wrote:Had a bet on Vandenhoogenban to get a place in the 100 free. What a bluddy waste of money that was.

...bad luck...odd they went slower than the semis

by JGK Thu 14 Aug 2008, 06:41

Not wanting to sound like sour grapes but 2 Chinese chicks breaking the WR in the 200m butterfly not to mention their personal bests by about 3 seconds.

Hmm....

by JGK Thu 14 Aug 2008, 06:43

Paul Keating wrote:Had a bet on Vandenhoogenban to get a place in the 100 free. What a bluddy waste of money that was.

Check out the splits - only a slow reaction time cost Hoogy the bronze

http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/INF/SW/C73A1/SWM011101.shtml#SWM011101

by Red Thu 14 Aug 2008, 06:47

Well done to our girls for winning the 200 metres relay. I didn't fancy them after the heats last night.

by Merlin Thu 14 Aug 2008, 07:17

Red wrote:Well done to our girls for winning the 200 metres relay. I didn't fancy them after the heats last night.

I did.
Definitely enough heat there to be laid.
Individually ... in tandem, or in relay.

by Red Thu 14 Aug 2008, 07:45

Merlin wrote:
Red wrote:Well done to our girls for winning the 200 metres relay. I didn't fancy them after the heats last night.

I did.
Definitely enough heat there to be laid.
Individually ... in tandem, or in relay.

I was talking literally, not in sexual riddles.

by Merlin Thu 14 Aug 2008, 07:46

Red wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Red wrote:Well done to our girls for winning the 200 metres relay. I didn't fancy them after the heats last night.

I did.
Definitely enough heat there to be laid.
Individually ... in tandem, or in relay.

I was talking literally, not in sexual riddles.

So was I.
I never riddle.

by skully Thu 14 Aug 2008, 09:25

NZ

G S B

0 0 0

[snigger]

by embee Thu 14 Aug 2008, 09:30

That's not fair , Skully

They havent had the sheep dog trials yet

by tac Thu 14 Aug 2008, 09:31

embee wrote:That's not fair , Skully

They havent had the sheep dog trials yet

Expect any to be found guilty?

by skully Thu 14 Aug 2008, 09:31

embee wrote:That's not fair , Skully

They havent had the sheep dog trials yet

Fair call, MB

Egypt

G S B

0 0 1

[snigger at Snoozers again]

by JKLever Thu 14 Aug 2008, 09:58

JGK wrote:Not wanting to sound like sour grapes but 2 Chinese chicks breaking the WR in the 200m butterfly not to mention their personal bests by about 3 seconds.

Hmm....

Bit like rowing which China couldn't do for shit 4 years ago...

Now they're expected to dominate the chick rowing.

by Merlin Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:08

JKLever wrote:
JGK wrote:Not wanting to sound like sour grapes but 2 Chinese chicks breaking the WR in the 200m butterfly not to mention their personal bests by about 3 seconds.

Hmm....

Bit like rowing which China couldn't do for shit 4 years ago...

Now they're expected to dominate the chick rowing.

I am given to understand that growth hormones and muscular enhancement
elixirs that come in multicoloured M&M chocolate coated sizes, seem to work the trick!

They've also developed something that makes milk-teeth-missing 14 year olds
look like 16 year old milk maids!

Wink

by skully Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:12

JKLever wrote:
JGK wrote:Not wanting to sound like sour grapes but 2 Chinese chicks breaking the WR in the 200m butterfly not to mention their personal bests by about 3 seconds.

Hmm....

Bit like rowing which China couldn't do for shit 4 years ago...

Now they're expected to dominate the chick rowing.

Didn't Chinese long distance runners smash the carp out of all world records in the 90s and supposedly did it on bizarre concoctions of snail snot and caterpillar semen or somesuch?

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