West Indies v England, 1st Test, Kingston, Feb 4-8

JKLever wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Where is Sajid Iqbal Mahmood?

At home in his stable.

He is quite sharp and also has the ability to get reverse swing

I would have played him ahead of Broad. I know its slightly risky to play both Mahmood and Harmison in the team but this risk is worth taking.

Well done Windies!

Odds, day 2

Draw 2.2
WI 2.74
Eng 5.4

phurt...it was a smart move from the poms after winning the toss, they chose to bat and immediately play for the draw

JKLever wrote:Odds, day 2

Draw 2.2
WI 2.74
Eng 5.4

Wow....its too early for


England.

agreed...england has played itself into a position where it may well achieve the almost unimaginable - a draw with WI

Augustus wrote:Harmison - rubbish.

I can't believe there's only you saying it lad, it's pitiful to watch isn't it? What this spineless dross merchant is doing in the team I'll never know. He's in the team because he's supposed to bowl with extreme pace and extract bounce, and for the umpteenth time here he is bowling 82 mph s**t! As usual when the going gets tough the Harmless one disappears up his own crevice. It does my napper in so it does.

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

Augustus wrote:Harmison - rubbish.

I can't believe there's only you saying it lad, it's pitiful to watch isn't it? What this spineless dross merchant is doing in the team I'll never know. He's in the team because he's supposed to bowl with extreme pace and extract bounce, and for the umpteenth time here he is bowling 82 mph s**t! As usual when the going gets tough the Harmless one disappears up his own crevice. It does my napper in so it does.

So where have you been hiding?

PlanetPakistan wrote:

JKLever wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Where is Sajid Iqbal Mahmood?

At home in his stable.

He is quite sharp and also has the ability to get reverse swing

I would have played him ahead of Broad. I know its slightly risky to play both Mahmood and Harmison in the team but this risk is worth taking.

Don't make me farking laugh with this Sajid Mahmood rubbish. He is utter carp and you know it. All this business about "he might" get reverse swing, but WHEN, when are we going to see Horse run in and reverse the ball? Certainly not in the next 2 to 3 years. The guy has had one good match (against Pakistan) and is never due for another. I wish people would stop pursuing this layabout. Shelve him like Plunkett, Onions and the rest of the maybes who are never likely to get into the England setup.

look I don't think Harmi bowled that poorly...he was unlucky to have a decision taken off him...

both H and Monty were the star bowlers on a tough day in the office for the poms

horace wrote:look I don't think Harmi bowled that poorly...he was unlucky to have a decision taken off him...

both H and Monty were the star bowlers on a tough day in the office for the poms

Get F**ked Horrie

Certainly seems like not enough, even against this pus line up.

God imagine Saj Mahmood in the England bowling attack.


Dross Weazel
Flintoff
Dross Angel
Dross Horse
Dross Monster

My personal favourite...


Drossikins.

Just looking at the pitch, one wicket will definitely bring 2 as Xavier will really struggle with the slowness.

All is not lost for England, but Monty is going to have to perform a lot more effectively thats for sure.

DJ_Smerk wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:

JKLever wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Where is Sajid Iqbal Mahmood?

At home in his stable.

He is quite sharp and also has the ability to get reverse swing

I would have played him ahead of Broad. I know its slightly risky to play both Mahmood and Harmison in the team but this risk is worth taking.

Don't make me farking laugh with this Sajid Mahmood rubbish. He is utter carp and you know it. All this business about "he might" get reverse swing, but WHEN, when are we going to see Horse run in and reverse the ball? Certainly not in the next 2 to 3 years. The guy has had one good match (against Pakistan) and is never due for another. I wish people would stop pursuing this layabout. Shelve him like Plunkett, Onions and the rest of the maybes who are never likely to get into the England setup.

20 wickets @ 38: better stats than Broad

So, is the Pea Hearted Sook back to his true form?

Zat wrote:So, is the Pea Hearted Sook back to his true form?

Didn't see much of the last session but I would say he was no better or worse than the rest of the bowling.
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Basil wrote:So where have you been hiding?

Nathen sitha. When some bint calls you a t**t and you feel the need to respond like I did it's time to walk away and take stock. I was tempted to make an appearance after I went top of the fantasy footy league but being the modest chap that I am I decided against it.

There's one thing I need to know, is finky still a loud-mouthed, obnoxious dick wipe?

Hi Geoffrey. Good to see you, even on this sad repeat occasion.

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

Basil wrote:So where have you been hiding?

Nathen sitha. When some bint calls you a t**t and you feel the need to respond like I did it's time to walk away and take stock. I was tempted to make an appearance after I went top of the fantasy footy league but being the modest chap that I am I decided against it.

There's one thing I need to know, is finky still a loud-mouthed, obnoxious dick wipe?

He is sometimes conspicuous by his absence.

Not sure why the two-way venom with the pugnacious Dan though.

Like poles repel?

Basil wrote:

Zat wrote:So, is the Pea Hearted Sook back to his true form?

Didn't see much of the last session but I would say he was no better or worse than the rest of the bowling.
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Oh. Had a quick flick through some of this thread and saw some darts had been thrown at his pic.

Basil wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:

JKLever wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Where is Sajid Iqbal Mahmood?

At home in his stable.

He is quite sharp and also has the ability to get reverse swing

I would have played him ahead of Broad. I know its slightly risky to play both Mahmood and Harmison in the team but this risk is worth taking.

Don't make me farking laugh with this Sajid Mahmood rubbish. He is utter carp and you know it. All this business about "he might" get reverse swing, but WHEN, when are we going to see Horse run in and reverse the ball? Certainly not in the next 2 to 3 years. The guy has had one good match (against Pakistan) and is never due for another. I wish people would stop pursuing this layabout. Shelve him like Plunkett, Onions and the rest of the maybes who are never likely to get into the England setup.

20 wickets @ 38: better stats than Broad

Broad has more potential.

How so?