Re: West Indies v England, 1st Test, Kingston, Feb 4-8

by The One Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:19

oh...my...god

is this going to be an innings defeat. 23-5. loving it

by WIFAN Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:19

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

by beamer Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:20

Send them home now.

by The One Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:22

great to see taylor fulfilling some of that potential. one of the best spells of fast bowling i have seen in a while

by Guest Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:24

by The One Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:24

fffffffffffffuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

jerome! jerome! jerome! jerome! jerome! jerome!

23-6!!

by WIFAN Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:25

lol well this is quite something isn't it?

Direbyshire are a hell of a side.

by LeFromage Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:25

So, another one of these mysterious occasions where England spend their innings batting on a minefield, but the pitch magically flattens out and, in the words of Broad "isn't worth bending your back on", when they bowl.

And then becomes a minefield again when they bat a second time.

Perhaps the simple truth is that they're no good.

What a disgrace of a performance.

by beamer Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:26

England's lowest ever Test score 45 all out. Looks a long way away right now.

by LeFromage Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:26

We were a better team when Peter Moores was coach...

by beamer Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:28

Do they have to commit a criminal act to be stripped of their MBEs? If so we should introduce a few to the law book very quickly.

by LeFromage Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:30

They can shove their MBEs up their arses.

The only MBE-er who has maintained his standard of cricket since the 05 Ashes is Pietersen.

Everyone else has gone to shit.

by The One Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:31

26-7. benn gets in on the action

what a great day for the windies. hope their fans get absolutely plastered tonight, its been a long time

by WIFAN Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:32

God this is fun.

Can't wait to read the British newspapers who were on a bout this being a warm up to the Ashes.

by LeFromage Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:32

26/7.

What I'd give now to hear Michael Vaughan give a "positives" speech.

I need it...

by The One Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:32

england have never been destroyed by mcgrath and warne as they have been by taylor and benn today. rally round the windies!!!

by LeFromage Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:33

Come on England - let's make history. Lowest score ever is ON...

by The One Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:37

ooooo! how did that miss flintoff's off stump

by The One Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:39

taylor leaving the field. 9 overs, 11 runs, 5 wickets. magnificent

by beamer Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:39

NZ's all time record of 26 all out is passed.

by LeFromage Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:40

In your face, NZ.

by PlanetPakistan Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:43

wow what happened here...

by LeFromage Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:44

Bell and Cook on the verge of losing their "40s" averages.

Pietersen now nearly ten runs better than the next batsman.

by Merlin Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:45

Fark !

WTF happened?!
Went out for the day in the hope of returning to watch a fightback for a draw ....

Taylor ... 5 fer = a revelation ?
Or ....
England's batsmen = crap ?

by Guest Sat 07 Feb 2009, 18:46

Lowest scores table . . .

http://stats.cricinfo.com/ci/content/records/145832.html

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