Five cheap, cheap 200+ scores in Test cricket, smartarses

SG wrote:2 by Samarweera,

1 each by Mahela and Sarwan, which one is left.

skully wrote:Curators (nay, road builders) cheaping Test cricket.

The Jo'burg wicket is a great Test wicket. The match has gone 5 days, it's been hard work for the batsmen but a result looks imminent. The way Tests should be.

Not this "I'll make 600 and then you make 700, then we can get on the p!ss and think about the next batathon horsesh!t".

JGK wrote:How many cheap, cheap 600+ innings have there been in that time? Five?

SL x 2
Pak
England
Windies.

skully wrote:Curators (nay, road builders) cheaping Test cricket.

The Jo'burg wicket is a great Test wicket. The match has gone 5 days, it's been hard work for the batsmen but a result looks imminent. The way Tests should be.

Not this "I'll make 600 and then you make 700, then we can get on the p!ss and think about the next batathon" horsesh!t.

JGK wrote:PMSL at OP's dummy spit in the thread title.

skully wrote:

JGK wrote:PMSL at OP's dummy spit in the thread title.

It were a late edit??

JGK wrote:PMSL at OP's dummy spit in the thread title.

skully wrote:Yup JGK. I wish the Aussie curators would do it more often.

And we all know the subi can only produce two forms of wicket. Road when their team needs a drawn series, and dust bowl bunsens when their side needs a series victory.

The One wrote:

skully wrote:Yup JGK. I wish the Aussie curators would do it more often.

And we all know the subi can only produce two forms of wicket. Road when their team needs a drawn series, and dust bowl bunsens when their side needs a series victory.

bitter. you boys got whipped in mohali on a great wicket

Chandan wrote:

The One wrote:

skully wrote:Yup JGK. I wish the Aussie curators would do it more often.

And we all know the subi can only produce two forms of wicket. Road when their team needs a drawn series, and dust bowl bunsens when their side needs a series victory.

bitter. you boys got whipped in mohali on a great wicket

And Nagpur was another good wicket!

JGK wrote:PMSL at OP's dummy spit in the thread title.

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