Re: Which famous fat person would you sleep with?

by bodyline Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:39

G.Wood wrote:some things are self evident

Next you'll be putting out for Tubby Taylor!

by Bradman Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:42

I'd have slept with Tubby Taylor if he'd retired before he started playing.

by bodyline Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:43

How about Kate Fisher - or doesn't she count

by Merlin Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:52

Bradman wrote:I'd sleep with Warnie if he'd come out of retirement.

Desperate, huh!

by G.Wood Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:53

bodyline wrote:
G.Wood wrote:some things are self evident

Next you'll be putting out for Tubby Taylor!

Not again

by G.Wood Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:54

bodyline wrote:How about Kate Fisher - or doesn't she count

I doubt she would count you

by taipan Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:55

[Red] Graeme Smith [Red]

by Bradman Fri 25 Sep 2009, 07:57

Kate's probably a dead root, Jamie Packer dumped her for a reason.

Or was it the other way round.

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 08:13

Well this thread has provided me with some rather disturbing mental images.

by horace Fri 25 Sep 2009, 08:20

most threads are disturbing...merls for example on the pc thread claims to have wigged out

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 08:23

I've just read that particular one. Not so sure I should take up the invite to join him in the pavilion now...

by Merlin Fri 25 Sep 2009, 08:34

eowyn wrote:I've just read that particular one. Not so sure I should take up the invite to join him in the pavilion now...

D'oh!
I'd specifically had the dressing rooms cleaned, the Long Room emptied and the towels washed ... all just for you Ange ... Sad

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:01

Thanks for merls, are you really that 'powerful' in the MCC?

by Merlin Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:57

eowyn wrote:Thanks for merls, are you really that 'powerful' in the MCC?

Only when I do the cleaning meself or when man-handling the heavy roller Ange!

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:16

Ah-ha! You're staff not a member!

by Merlin Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:24

eowyn wrote:Ah-ha! You're staff not a member!

Or perhaps a member of staff ..... or indeed ... a member with a staff ... or intriguingly, a staff with a member ...!
The list is endless ... it's for me to know and you to find out! Wink

Right - the sun's over the yard somewhere in ... errr ... Singapore (that'll do ) ... so off to the pub for some Friday jolly !

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:25

Toodle-pip, chin-chin and cheerio.

by Bradman Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:27

How very 'Upstairs/Downstairs' of you.

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:29

Merlin wrote:
eowyn wrote:Ah-ha! You're staff not a member!
Or perhaps a member of staff ..... or indeed ... a member with a staff ... or intriguingly, a staff with a member ...!
The list is endless ... it's for me to know and you to find out!

Right - the sun's over the yard somewhere in ... errr ... Singapore (that'll do ) ... so off to the pub for some Friday jolly !

Yehreet.

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:31

Do you reckon Merls is someone's butler, Bradders?

by Bradman Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:35

eowyn wrote:Do you reckon Merls is someone's butler, Bradders?

(Remember to use the quote function qmy).

Nah I was talking about your groundsman comment.

by Bradman Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:38

Bradman wrote:
eowyn wrote:Do you reckon Merls is someone's butler, Bradders?

(Remember to use the quote function qmy).

Nah I was talking about your groundsman comment.

And now after reviewing the thread, I meant your 'staff' comment. (qmy slaps himself on the wrist and decides to pour another drink)

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:40

What are they if they're not staff?

by Bradman Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:11

Valued employees.

by eowyn Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:15

You think merlo would be valued?

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