Which famous fat person would you sleep with?

She's not fat!

She is by Lala's standards, evidently.

Look at the svelte beanstick of a Southparker that he is ....

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I farking laughed.

I saw the thread title, and that Smerk had posted, and had assumed he was going to nominate Cosgrove.

My mistake.

I'd do Oprah Winfrey then get her around to my house. She could then sit on the couch and reveal all to my mates.

Mick Sawyer wrote:I'd do Oprah Winfrey then get her around to my house. She could then sit on the couch and reveal all to my mates.

You need help!

Kathleen Turner, on the basis of what she was like when she wasn't fat.

Yeah cross between her and Oprah in their non-fat periods.

Depending on the valuation of the sex tape settlement, Gina Reinhart.

Adele, out of respect.

Linda Ronstadt. Being an old fart, i can still remember what she looked like back in the day:
 
 
 

Big Dog wrote:Linda Ronstadt. Being an old fart, i can still remember what she looked like back in the day:
 
 

Then you'd love Kim Wilde now

OP Tipping wrote:

Big Dog wrote:Linda Ronstadt. Being an old fart, i can still remember what she looked like back in the day:
 
 

Then you'd love Kim Wilde now

Not Kim!!    Noooooooooooooo!!

OP Tipping wrote:Adele, out of respect.

Aretha as well?

OP Tipping wrote:Adele, out of respect.

Which horse is that?

Jennifer Lawrence.

She's not fat, but she will be. It's in the genes.

I can wait.

Good thinking, Dello. Get in first.

Dello wrote: ... It's in the genes.

I'll have Kristy Hinze then.

Deborah Harry.

How does Kristy Hinze count? I mean it's in her genes but....

I think Dubya's Daddy already been there in regards to Linda Ronstadt. I can sort of remember her almost trashing a Presidential race.

You guys (and girls).   

Here was me working quietly on my hand physiotherapist (female and a cricket tragic) to see if I could get her to join up to help address the male to female ratio imbalance, and his lardness goes and bumps this heinous thread (yeah, I admit I chuckled when I reread the thread.   ).

It sums up all the reasons why someone should NOT register on Flaming Bails - if they've had a humour and irony bypass ( given the fat bastards that post here).  

skully wrote:You guys (and girls).   

Here was me working quietly on my hand physiotherapist....

This post took an unexpected twist after this point.

OP Tipping wrote:

Big Dog wrote:Linda Ronstadt. Being an old fart, i can still remember what she looked like back in the day:
 
 

Then you'd love Kim Wilde now

But she IS 53!!

Gary 111 wrote:

skully wrote:You guys (and girls).   

Here was me working quietly on my hand physiotherapist....

This post took an unexpected twist after this point.

To be honest Gaz, I fully expected a jibe attached to...

Gary 111 wrote:Here was me working quietly on my hand ....

It'd be more accurate and much closer to the mark.   

Oh yeah, I'd smash old Wildey. I'd smash her a good 'un.

It's all about the wee-wee tightness and skill, not the growth rings and comfy rolls.