Re: FORUM GOLD

by skully Thu 02 Jun 2011, 11:34

Dan makes a fair point.

by PeterCS Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42

http://www.flamingbails.com/t11245-listen-i-can-t-just-live-off-typos

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:49:

I AM TYPING VERY CAREFULLY. YES. THIS IS THE END OF MISSPELT SWEAR WORDS. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN, THEREFORE THE SWEAR WORDS WILL BE ******. NOT ****** AS BEFORE.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:50:

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A ****** I ACTUALLY DESLINBARELY MISSPELT SOME sh!t THEN BUT IT STILL CAME UP FILTERED. VILKSPAM. ****** SHIOUTHOUSE ******.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:50

OH WTF I CANT FLUCKING BEAT IT.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:50

ahahahahaha i ****** beat it, ****** your arse.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:51

wtf this isn't right.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:51

this is ****** medical sicence dont ****** say anything

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:51

im clunting testing.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:52

so shut the ****** up

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:52

****** that didn't get through.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:52

i can't figure this shoit out i need more beers.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:52

****** sake that was nothing.

by vilkrang Yesterday at 23:53

****** all of you. ****** the lot of you ******, ****** ****** wankers sh!t balls piss bastards

[pause, in which two other forummers finally contribute to the thread ...]

by vilkrang Today at 00:20

****** ****** ****** sake I don't ****** know the ****** this ****** is ****** saying cos hes a ****** so ****** him in his ****** face. in his ****** ****** face.

oh yeahs and for ou dickheads who say i cant ****** type whos ****** laughing now ******. ******.

GOLD.

by skully Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:19

Excellent work, Petey. Cool

by DJ_Smerk Sat 25 Jun 2011, 01:51

If Vilky's drunken ramblings get gold status, that means Horrie churns out Forum Platinum every single day.

FB is turning into the ICC and Vilks is the BCCI.

Poor Horrie is the NZCB or CA.

by Gary 111 Sat 25 Jun 2011, 02:29

DJ_Smerk wrote:If Vilky's drunken ramblings get gold status, that means Horrie churns out Forum Platinum every single day.

FB is turning into the ICC and Vilks is the BCCI.

Poor Horrie is the NZCB or CA.

Okay, in honour of horrie who is still fumbling around somewhere in his basement trying to connect his colostomy bag into the back of his computer and wondering why it isn't booting up, here are some golden horrie moments. Flaming Bailsers, keep trying and one day maybe you can match our old Roman maestro:

On Stuart Broad's appointment

horace wrote:Having Lady Di as captain of anything other than HMS Pinafore is remarkable

On Australia's woes

horace wrote:Australia - WATSON - who screams like a stuck pig in upper case tones, Bollinger - who is as thick as two short planks, wears road kill on his noggin and lacks the charm and moustache of merv hughes, Haddin - who bats like healy, keeps like gilly and has the personality of matt prior.

Reverse woofing Ian Bell onto Ashes greatness....

horace wrote:
DJ_Smerk wrote:Horace, are you angry that Sir Sherman of Bellshire is on the cusp of being dropped for The Oval?
No - not angry but more surprised he could be dropped...english cricket would not be the same without its standard bearer

On Steve Waugh's modesty

horace wrote:koala snr had to put out his own press releases...mind you he put out PRs on his birthday too - tho oddly he never mentioned it was also Kjnr's birthday as well

And finally on Phil Hughes

horace wrote:I haven't changed my mind about P Hughes...I thnik he will become a very good test player.

by skully Sat 25 Jun 2011, 09:17

Ace research, Gaz. Sorta sums up h's bitterness brilliantly. Cool

by Brass Monkey Sat 25 Jun 2011, 09:56

Ha ha, horrie can be a class old goat sometimes. That ksnr one is immense! And the Haddin one!

by skully Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:05

h knows that his constant bleating about Ksnr (a true legend of Aus cricket) is the one thing that can get me going. I resist with all my might. Very Happy

by Fred Nerk Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:02

"Haddin - who bats like healy, keeps like gilly and has the personality of matt prior."

That's not so bad - he could bat like Tim Zoehrer, keep like Tim Zoehrer and have Tim Zoehrer's personality...

by PeterCS Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:16

And be Tim Zoehrer.

by lardbucket Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:51

Fred Nerk wrote:... and have Tim Zoehrer's personality

Now you're just making things up.

Unless he stole it ...??

by embee Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:16

You bastards know nothing ...Tim Zoehrer has a great personality ....

it's just the 56 thieving lying dickhead personalities that suppress the great one that cause his problems

by LeFromage Sun 03 Jul 2011, 01:53

Chivalry Augustus wrote:OMFG can you believe Jade is dying? She was like a hero from Big Bruva number whatever. Do you remember when she was naked on the sofa with her arms and her legs and shizzle crossed? OMFG that was so epic! She was like OMFG what the ****** am I doing here being a slutty bint on national tele, and I'm like 'oh noes Jade you didn't!' And then she was there looking like she was being attacked by squirming mice but she was secretly loving it 'cause she is like one hell of a muthafugging ho. Definitely, man. And now I'm like I can't believe she's dying or nothing 'cause she's definitely my all-time hero. She makes me want to get cancer so I can be with her and she can be with me and we can be like, talking and sh!t in heaven and I can say OMFG Jade I'm your biggest fan and I totally agree with you about that Indian girl Shilpa Shaloopy or whatever 'cause she was totally foreign and she needed to be told and you was like OMFG such a fugging hero that day. That's probably my greatest Jade day ever and when she dies I'll be like totally torn apart and I might even maybe kill myself or inject myself with cancer cause Jade is an OMFG hero and can someone totally help me, like relate or sh!t 'cause I am so totally scared now Jade's leaving us man! She's too good for this world, just too pretty and lovely and charismatic and beautiful! Oh Jade I'll miss you, babe - BIG BROTHER THUGS 4 LIFE, BITCH, innit.

http://www.flamingbails.com/t6212-will-flaming-bails-turn-into-the-big-brother-forum-from-c4

by skully Sun 03 Jul 2011, 13:02

Poetry from Chiv Gus. Cool

by lardbucket Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:54

get on the badgerwagon

by skully Thu 12 Jan 2012, 05:59

Everyone getting stacks of email notifications from FB is iron pyriteyyyyyy. Very Happy

by Guest Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:48

Thankfully I use the email address that I only use for signing up for sh!t.

by PeterCS Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:09

Do you sign up for a lot of sh!t?

by skully Fri 13 Jan 2012, 07:28

If he joined NOT expecting that to be the case, Petey, he was knocking on the wrong door. Cool

by Brass Monkey Fri 13 Jan 2012, 08:57

See these:

skully wrote:Everyone getting stacks of email notifications from FB is iron pyriteyyyyyy.

vilkrang wrote:Thankfully I use the email address that I only use for signing up for sh!t.

PeterCS wrote:Do you sign up for a lot of sh!t?

skully wrote:If he joined NOT expecting that to be the case, Petey, he was knocking on the wrong door.

NOT forum gold. Not sure they're even metal. Probably paper. Maybe even bog roll.

Maybe there should be a thread for DISCUSSION about GOLD and leave the gold thread for golden posts??????????

by skully Fri 13 Jan 2012, 09:10

Gold, Dan. Razz

by PeterCS Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:12

Pyrites.

by PeterCS Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:13

Can someone set up a Fool's Gold thread?

by Brass Monkey Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:21

skully wrote:Gold, Dan.

PeterCS wrote:Pyrites.

PeterCS wrote:Can someone set up a Fool's Gold thread?

NOT getting ANY less TISSUEY.

by JKLever Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:58

Surprised my Alistair Cook meltdown wasn' t nominated. Bastards...

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