Re: The Royal Wedding

by skully Mon 02 May 2011, 03:16

FMD, speak for yourself. Shocked

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by embee Mon 02 May 2011, 03:21

The test is "would you?" ...not "would you tell your mates?"

by skully Mon 02 May 2011, 03:23

Fark, you're telling me you could get blood to flow to the old fella with that looking at you????? Shocked

by embee Mon 02 May 2011, 03:29

Are you telling me you couldnt?

by skully Mon 02 May 2011, 03:42

Probably. I have been inadvertently put in a few situations where I was in with a chance, and my unwavering loyalty to the Chief seems to shut the blood flow valve.

by horace Mon 02 May 2011, 03:56

good for you Skully

by skully Mon 02 May 2011, 04:19

Well cheers, h. I'm not sure I can cope with all this forum niceness. Very Happy

by horace Mon 02 May 2011, 04:29

tis the way of my people S...I am afraid you have sometimes misinterpreted my posts Cool

by skully Mon 02 May 2011, 04:37

Nah, I enjoy 'em for what they are, h. An attempt to poke a few with a stick. I ignore some, I respond to some. Cool

by Red Mon 02 May 2011, 09:46

skully wrote:
JKLever wrote:Blimey, people going way too deep with this.

Still maintain all the Middleton chicks are hotties, nothing more nothing less.
G.Wood wrote:Aye, they both pass the "Well, would you?" test without much trouble and what else is there?
I would've thought Red would've understood the way men think after her treatment at the hands of Smiffy. We have an inbuilt "r00tability" meter and clearly Pippa and her Mum get that meter more in the positive than the negative. And clearly Gussy is gay.

I sort of gathered that, men are a lot less fussy than women.

BTW, Sooky's fiancee leaves Pippa for dead in the looks department.

by Zat Mon 02 May 2011, 10:13

Red wrote:I sort of gathered that, men are a lot less fussy than ~~women~~ I, as a bitter and twisted, pedantic, fussy and nasty lesbian, am.

BTW, just in case there's any doubt that I like to dive for muff and eat the carpet, Sooky's fiancee leaves Pippa for dead in the looks department.

Fixed.

by taipan Mon 02 May 2011, 10:27

Red wrote:
I sort of gathered that, men are a lot less fussy than women.

So you are a lot fussier in the women you pick.

A word of advice though. Don't play so hard to get that you never get around to being got.

by skully Mon 02 May 2011, 11:24

Zat wrote:
Red wrote:I sort of gathered that, men are a lot less fussy than ~~women~~ I, as a bitter and twisted, pedantic, fussy and nasty lesbian, am.

BTW, just in case there's any doubt that I like to dive for muff and eat the carpet, Sooky's fiancee leaves Pippa for dead in the looks department.
Fixed.

taipan wrote:
Red wrote:
I sort of gathered that, men are a lot less fussy than women.

So you are a lot fussier in the women you pick.

A word of advice though. Don't play so hard to get that you never get around to being got.

So, not into the new warm and fuzzy nature of the forum, Zoggy and taips? And I'm not referring to lezzo snatches. Cool

by JGK Mon 02 May 2011, 16:34

FWIW, Pip Middleton has a nice bod but average face. Nothing that couldn't be overcome by bigger cans mind you.

by taipan Mon 02 May 2011, 16:40

JGK wrote:FWIW, Pip Middleton has a nice bod but average face. Nothing that couldn't be overcome by bigger cans mind you.

You fussy woman you.

by JGK Sun 20 Apr 2014, 05:31

The Cambridges just drove past my house on the way to Taronga Zoo.

I tried to get my younger cousins to moon them but they wimped out.

The police confiscated my "Show us your cans Kate" sign. Sooks.

by JGK Sun 20 Apr 2014, 07:20

And they just passed again on the way back...

by taipan Sun 20 Apr 2014, 07:23

At least you managed to see 2 of your future kings.

by JGK Sun 20 Apr 2014, 07:50

Sadly yes.

by Merlin Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:17

JGK wrote:The Cambridges just drove past my house on the way to Taronga Zoo.

I tried to get my younger cousins to moon them but they wimped out.

The police confiscated my "Show us your cans Kate" sign. Sooks.

About the only worthy contribution from the Cambridges.
She's a fit woman is that Kate - just as Diana was - but, as for the rest of those sponging German-gened twots . . . .

by buckSH Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:07

JGK wrote:The police confiscated my "Show us your cans Kate" sign. Sooks.

hopefully this proves to be of some solace

Spoiler:

by JGK Thu 29 Jun 2017, 02:41

Apparently* Steve Smith got engaged over the weekend.

by Big Dog Thu 29 Jun 2017, 07:18

JGK wrote:Apparently* Steve Smith got engaged over the weekend.

Brave girl getting hitched to a guy who might very soon be unemployed.

by JGK Thu 29 Jun 2017, 08:24

Big Dog wrote:
JGK wrote:Apparently* Steve Smith got engaged over the weekend.

Brave girl getting hitched to a guy who might very soon be unemployed.

But he does have an unusually long bat.

by Bradman Fri 30 Jun 2017, 04:04

Seen him at the crease? She'd die of boredom before he got a chance to use it.

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