New Zealand v England, 2nd Test, Wellington, 14-18 March, 2013

doctorspin wrote:BTW, off topic I know, but this made me chuckle, might post it in the appropriate thread, but late for work, can't be bothered to switch. It is a pictorial prosecution of Twatto

Twatto Vs All Humble people of Good Taste:The Prosecution rests its case

Oh no.

doctorspin wrote:BTW, off topic I know, but this made me chuckle, might post it in the appropriate thread, but late for work, can't be bothered to switch. It is a pictorial prosecution of Twatto

Twatto Vs All Humble people of Good Taste:The Prosecution rests its case

Been done. Twice.

doctorspin wrote:Have you seen a doctor? I'll pass on this BTW.

Actually, like Pinocchio, I have no string. But that's another matter... don't worry about me sugar tits.

Meh, I'm just Roy Walkering it ("Say what you see"), and I thought Compton's attacking shots by and large looked very awkward and unconvincing.

Like I said, you can't argue with the runs, but it all felt a bit Tim Ambrosey to me.

Mudge - show you a batsman who's scored a hundred without having some luck? Trott. Today. Piece of piss from first ball to last.

Brass Monkey wrote:

doctorspin wrote:Have you seen a doctor? I'll pass on this BTW.

Actually, like Pinocchio, I have no string. But that's another matter... don't worry about me sugar tits.

A Pinnochio with no strings eh. You are master of your own destiny!

BTW All, sorry about the repeat Twatto link. I should have realised Flaming Bails would be BLAZING ahead of the pack in all things tasteless and humiliating.

doctorspin wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

doctorspin wrote:Have you seen a doctor? I'll pass on this BTW.

Actually, like Pinocchio, I have no string. But that's another matter... don't worry about me sugar tits.

A Pinnochio with no strings eh. You are master of your own destiny!

BTW All, sorry about the repeat Twatto link. I should have realised Flaming Bails would be BLAZING ahead of the pack in all things tasteless and humiliating.

The humiliating part is that you were third to Red's second.

doctorspin wrote:
BTW All, sorry about the repeat Twatto link. I should have realised Flaming Bails would be BLAZING ahead of the pack in all things tasteless and humiliating.

You weren't to know.

You were too busy coming up with such gems as: 'SACK. COOK. NOW!'

and:

'SACK... COOK... NOW!!'

mixing it up with a:

'SACK COOK NOW'

taipan wrote:

doctorspin wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

doctorspin wrote:Have you seen a doctor? I'll pass on this BTW.

Actually, like Pinocchio, I have no string. But that's another matter... don't worry about me sugar tits.

A Pinnochio with no strings eh. You are master of your own destiny!

BTW All, sorry about the repeat Twatto link. I should have realised Flaming Bails would be BLAZING ahead of the pack in all things tasteless and humiliating.

The humiliating part is that you were third to Red's second.

Where's my cup of Hemlock?

Brass Monkey wrote:

doctorspin wrote:
BTW All, sorry about the repeat Twatto link. I should have realised Flaming Bails would be BLAZING ahead of the pack in all things tasteless and humiliating.

You weren't to know.

You were too busy coming up with such gems as: 'SACK. COOK. NOW!'

and:

'SACK... COOK... NOW!!'

mixing it up with a:

'SACK COOK NOW'

And do they listen to me; do they? QUNTS!

Anyways, off to save some lives now. Oh, no; I don't do that; off to save some minds now.

Time to wield the chemical cosh, the pharmaceutical straitjacket; ALL DISSENT AND FREE THINKING SHALL BE CRUSHED!!!!!

There goes my hero.

doctorspin wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

doctorspin wrote:My thoughts exactly when I read Dello's curmudgeonly analysis. But you have a way with words. Thanks Dan. (Although the standard derogatory sexual references were strangely absent in this articulation of your laser sharp piece of perception).

I've more than one string to my penis.

Have you seen a doctor? I'll pass on this BTW.

I'd have thought he should see a talent agent or a circus manager at the least.

furriner wrote:

doctorspin wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

doctorspin wrote:My thoughts exactly when I read Dello's curmudgeonly analysis. But you have a way with words. Thanks Dan. (Although the standard derogatory sexual references were strangely absent in this articulation of your laser sharp piece of perception).

I've more than one string to my penis.

Have you seen a doctor? I'll pass on this BTW.

I'd have thought he should see a talent agent or a circus manager at the least.

Sit him next to The Bearded Lady.

Oh what a noble mind is here o'erthrown.

Just heard that if Shillingford didn't wreck Zimbabwe, there'd have been 39 hours of cricket in a row or something. Mental.

Old Trotto nicks off first ball. Decent enough ball. Must be gutted though.

I hope PP didn't get up early especially to watch him

Dello wrote:Trott's knock was all class, mind. Best he's looked in ages. Chanceless, total control, easy pickings.

Stick a pony on him to get a daddy tomorrow*.

*is what a punter might say, in their own retarded language.

Dello: tipping winners (into the bin) since 1977.

Trott. FFS!

Knicksy is looking in fine fettle. KP's looking assured, but very circumspect. Think he wants some runs.

Didn't think I'd ever find Kev batting too cautiously, but despite the Trotto departing to his first ball, you'd think in these conditions, against this batting, in this match situation, England would be wanting to accumulate A BIT more rapidly than 2 an over.

They should be batting against the batting quicker.

Well, exactly!

Knicksy holes out.